As Mantis was always telling us, strength is as nothing beside skill.
But now it seems a bald head is as nothing beside a pair of antennae, because the sensational results are in from our sensational poll to discover which of Moondragon or Mantis you'd marry if you were a tree.
And the answer is...
Yes, by a mighty eleven votes to five, you voted for the Vietnamese Vixen.
I must admit I voted that way too, mostly because she ran around barefoot and I like to think that if I were vegetation I'd prefer a woman who didn't clomp around in big nasty boots.
Poor old Moondragon. First passed over by the Cotati plant people, now passed over by you the reader. Is there to be no end to the poor girl's humiliation?
Still, at least she's taking it well.
Oh pull yourself together woman. It's only a tree you've been rejected by. It's not like it's anyone classy.
PS. A great big Steve Does Comics No-Prize goes to the first person who can tell me which comic the picture of Moondragon crying comes from and the real reason she was blubbiing.
Keep Those Things Away From Me - Novel
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