The results of our latest poll are in - and it's an eye-opener for all detractors of simian saboteurs. According to you, the reader, when it comes to who'd win a fight between Apeslayer and Killraven, eight of you voted for Apeslayer, against a mere two for Killraven. One voted for a draw, and one (me) voted for, "I don't have a clue."
Given that Apeslayer and Killraven were exactly the same character under different names, this landslide victory for Britain's bonobo battler can only be viewed as a major turn-up. All I can assume is that people feel it's harder fighting talking apes than it is fighting Martians.
So, well done to Apeslayer. You may not have been much loved at the time but you clearly are now.
But I also voted "I don't have a clue" - how can this be? Some damn stinkin' ape has tampered with the results.
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This is a disturbing development. If we can't rely on the results of blog polls, what hope is there for humanity?
ReplyDeleteActually, come to think of it, I might've voted for a draw. Despite the outcome being so important, I can't say I put much thought into my vote.
Now, now, Steve - if YOU don't put much thought into your vote, how can you excpect your voters to? The fate of worlds rests on your poll results.
ReplyDeleteJust to confuse matters: I voted for a draw.....
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I'm starting to worry that the UN might have to step in to oversee my next poll and make sure there's no electoral jiggery pokery.
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