We're just a week away from one of the most important events in the history of Marvel UK. Nay, one of the most important events in the entire history of humanity.
What can it be?
And is it dangerous?
All I can say is I'll leave it as a cliffhanger and leave you to tune in at the same time next week.
In the meantime, what was happening in the seven days preceding that epic event?
That pilot definitely needs some aiming practise. I mean, Luke Skywalker can hit womp rats while he's flying his plane, and they're not much bigger than something or other.
Elsewhere, thanks to the pencil of Genial Gene Colan, Star-Lord finds himself in some kind of ark in space.
In the Guardians of the Galaxy, Nikki and Vance both find their spirits ascending at the same time. Surely it can only be a matter of moments before they collide and a nightmarish bout of space nookie breaks out.
Meanwhile, on the back cover, the Green Cross Code Man's telling us to always look before rushing out into the road to retrieve our footballs.
It's wise advice indeed - and advice I still adhere to, to this very day because the Green Cross Code Man won't be there when I cross the road.
Why not?
He was there for all those other kids.
Hooray! We get the origin of Captain Britain, retold.
And it all happens because I demanded it!
Admittedly, I don't recall demanding it but Dez insists I did, so I must have.
Elsewhere, Ant-Man teams up with Spider-Man to fight some evil or other.
The Eternals finally abandon their totally pointless Uni-Mind.
Nick Fury's up against the Hate-Monger. I don't know if it's the one in which the Nazi ne'er-do-well accidentally steps out of an airlock. I sincerely hope it is.
And, of course, the Hulk's still out to polish off the Corporation.
Spider-Man tangles with Electro in a tale drawn by the unusual combo of Jim Starlin and Bob McLeod.
The rest of this issue's contents are a mystery.
To be honest, even that Spidey story's a mystery. I have no recollection of ever having read it, even though I'm sure I must have done.
You can't help feeling the Grim Reaper should try getting a hobby. Has there ever been a more monomaniacal villain than him?
Even though I know for sure I read this issue, I can't recall either the X-Men or the Ms. Marvel tale.
In fact, I don't remember Ms. Marvel ever even having been in the comic.
I may have thought the combination of Jim Starlin and Bob McLeod was unusual but, in this mag, we get the even more unusual combination of Carmine Infantino and Alfredo Alcala, as Conan finds himself trapped in the lair of the Ice Worm.
From what little I've seen of that artwork, Alfredo manages to make Carmine's work look exactly like Alfredo. You do wonder why Marvel used to bother with a penciller and didn't just let Alcala do it all on his own.
For a moment, I thought that blurb said, "Red Sonja vs the Death Dalek." Red Sonja vs a dalek, who wouldn't pay to watch a scrap like that?
Then again, who wouldn't pay to watch Solomon Kane take on Dracula?
I would. And that's what he does.
The Hulk story's a total blank to me.
The X-Men story isn't, as the Sentinels make their awesome return and abduct Wolverine, Banshee and Jean Grey. I think this is the story in which we first learn that Wolvie's claws are a part of him.
I've no idea what the Doctor Strange story's about.
It's hard to believe but there was a time when Alien was a brand new movie.
And that time is now, as the nation's Number One sci-fi mag looks at the arrival of that film.
Not only that but we get a look at the people behind the awesome special effects of Doctor Who!
Anyone who ever saw their depiction of the Loch Ness Monster running rampant through the streets of London knows that nothing was beyond their ability to pull-off convincingly.
I'm confused by the X-Men being in two comics at once. Is one of them going with the old pre-cancellation X-Men?
ReplyDeleteThe Spider-Man story reeks of deadline doom filler. Electro is holding some kid hostage but the kid has the plague. Spidey and Cap have to have injections in their arses afterwards to save their lives.
That's right. Rampage featured the New X-Men. Marvel Superheroes featured the original X-Men.
ReplyDeleteThis post stirs questions & observations, Steve. Hopefully the gang can answer/clarify.
ReplyDeleteWhen he was first introduced, how was the reception for Capt. Britain? Did you folks dislike him?
Is it just me, or is the Grim Reaper one of the most underpowered villain to be a constant pain-in-the-butt for Earth's Mightest Heroes?
Don't get me wrong, I loved seeing him. He just always seemed to be a single hero villain to me.
He always seemed to be loaded with "zest," but usually not enough "ooph".
How was Ms. Marvel interpreted in the UK? I was indifferent then. I picked up a couple issues, but Mar-Vell was my boy. Currently she's being forced down our throats.
Red Sonja Vs Daleks would've ruled. It might have got me into being a Dr. Who fan. How do you guys feel about the current gender switch?
When ALIENS came out, I was amazed. I love the entire franchise, but the Sigourney Weaver films are a plus. My general philosophy on works of fiction, create a original female hero, don't trash a male one. That's just lazy.
There's been heroines blasted out during & before Wonder Woman in the 40's.
Being a old movie serial buff, I love Linda Sterling. She was Tiger Woman & the Black Whip, and even when she didn't have the title role in a series, she wasn't always the "damsel in distress".
I highly recommend. Plus she was a hotty.
Sorry guys, her name is Linda STIRLING. Dam spell check.
DeleteLook her up. She rocked
Fairly sure the Dr Strange story in Rampage is the first part of that US Doc annual drawn by P. Craig Russell Steve, "Doomsworld" being Phaseworld renamed in suitably dramatic fashion for the cover.
ReplyDeleteFwiw Kd, I disliked the original Captain Brexit; the Dez-era was an improvement, although for me the elves and whatnot were a deal breaker, and I didn't really enjoy the series til the Alan Moore stories.
Of course, I wasn't the target audience for a patriotic superhero - being a metropolitan elitist AND a Fenian naturally I hate Britain - but I think its fair to say the original version of CB was too obviously American to ring true for most readers in the UK.
Which I guess is why there were a number of reboots.
Post-Moore, the Jamie Delano stuff was ok, but otherwise he got boring fairly quickly. Last I read, Brian Braddock was dead and the new CB was a muslim woman, which seems like an interesting way of reinvigorating the character... sounds like it might be the comic for you Kd (;
-sean
KD
ReplyDeleteI only used to get Spider-Man each week so my first exposure t Captan Britain was when his comic folded and he popped up in Super Spider-Man And Captain Britain instead. I wasn’t impressed. Even at the age of 12 or 13 I was only interested in superheroes created in the early 1960s. When CB popped up in Spider-Man he must have kicked out the Thor or Iron Man strip which would have had me fuming.
And Grim Reaper? I agree that he's a lame threat to The Avengers. Although there are comics where Swordsman and later Man Ape are solo threats. And a couple of Mole Man fights. And whenever Thor was on the team, almost any antagonist(s) were lame. Anybody that could be tonked by Thor in his solo strip shouldn't be a threat to Thor and Friends in an Avengers strip.
PS Spoiler alert! Steve, this cliffhanger for next weeks post - is there by any chance a clue as to whats involved on that Starbust cover?
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Sean, thanks for the Doc Strange info. As for next week, there is indeed a link to that Starburst cover.
ReplyDeleteKD, They were definitely right to change the Doctor's gender. The whole point of regeneration is that the new actor should bear no resemblance to the previous incarnations. After more than a dozen men had played the part, over more than half a century, yet another one would have felt tired and predictable - especially from the contenders who were being mentioned. I'm not convinced they chose the right woman but they were right to go for a woman.
I can't speak for anyone else but I had little interest in Captain Britain when he first appeared. He was too obviously a retread of Spider-Man/Peter Parker and the strip was written and drawn by people whose knowledge of Britain was clearly severely limited. Like Sean, I only enjoyed him once Alan Moore leapt aboard.
Ms. Marvel was a fairly lacklustre concept, executed in a fairly lacklustre manner. She only justified her existence once she joined the Avengers.
Dangermash, Captain Britain's run in that Spider-Man comic was definitely the very dregs of his existence.
Charlie and I never watched more than a few minutes of Dr. Who in our lives, though we did try.
ReplyDeleteThat being said, we did watch this year with Jodie Whitaker. She had this way to look serious but not be taken seriously, which seems perfect for Who. We were able to sit through a few hours of random episodes this year. Plus she is attractive, which helps.
FWIW, we couldn't make it through more than a few minutes of Monty Python EITHER when it was on Sunday evenings. And anyhow women's Roller Derby was on Sunday nights opposite MP so there was no chance.
I remember when I finally bought a comic with Grim Reaper off the spinner - Avengers 102. I recall being completely underwhelmed with his might, which seemed absurdly disproportionate to his name and costume.
Talking about under-powered Avengers' opponents, they did fight the original Zodiac a couple times, and they were basically a bunch of gangsters in body stockings. Not a super power in the bunch.
ReplyDeleteThe '60's T.V. show Batman and Robin could've defeated those guys.
Can you imagine Frank Gorshin and Burgess Meredith fighting Iron Man and the Vision? Imagine the cartoon sound effects for that battle.
M.P.
Sean-
ReplyDeleteAs far as the Muslim Ms. Marvel, my reading experience with her made me think she is a self centered villain. She & Carol Danvers were putting people in a sort of prision just for the potential of committing a crime. Also her actions crippled her best friend, and all she thought about was herself.
Dangermash-
The Mole Man has so much potential. His high tech arsenal and seeming endless subterranean army and monsters could be formidable. If he utilized that uber-big-ads creature (forget it's name), it might be a multi-title crossover.
Back in the silver-age, when he teamed-up with the Red Ghost, he gave the Avengers a run for their money. At least for an issue anyway.
Steve-
I understand your opinion on Dr. Who regeneratating into a woman. My question now is, could he regenerate in an alien-form, or does it have to be humanoid?
Charlie-
When I got my first Grim Reaper book I was juiced. Great name & costume. Read it and was " this guy is really that big of a threat?"
MP-
It's fraggin HILARIOUS pondering a spooky version of the Avengers fighting Batman's rogue gallery in a 60's tv parody universe!
My plot would be:
Catwoman would seduce Tony Stark and he'd drop his armor for a potential shagging.
The villains would incapacitate him, and use the technology to either augment themselves or build each villain his own armor!
Ha! King Tut would be in a Hulk-Buster!!!
With LOTS of multi-colored smoke!!! Lmao!!!!!
ReplyDeleteKD, the Doctor has claimed in the past that he could regenerate into just about anything, so a non-humanoid is theoretically possible, provided the BBC can find a non-humanoid actor.
ReplyDeleteDudes - I dug out Cap #118 b/c I was duly inspired by Steve's review a few days ago! I jsut feel obliged to provide commentary as I read it! Humor me, boys, humor me!
ReplyDeleteWe start with the real Red Skull in Cap's uniform chilling in a hotel room. He is chafed the Exiles have not caught Cap yet on this "small hidden island with no escape."
ReplyDeleteThough... a freighter did bring the Falcon (from Harlem NY no less?) to the island b/c he answered a newspaper ad looking for Falcon hunters or something like that.
The Exiles spot the Falcon's Falcon flying around and Ching, the one man on the island with a weapon, takes 10 shots at Redwing with his pistol. It does not occur to them that this Falcon, which attacked them in Cap 117 and is flying over them now, just... might... belong to the black dude who answered their ad?
Cap, who has removed the Skull's mask and garb, and rubbed earthen clay all over his face to disguise himself (gosh is the dumb since no one has seen the Skull's face?) is now standing next to Falcon, hanging out, decides to teach Falcon to become a super hero.
We break here to read the Bullpen!
ReplyDeleteMarvel-mania International has acquired the rights to the MMMS!
Captain Marvel 17 is billed as "the greatest Captain Marvel epic of all time! (Well, since yesterday, anyway.)" W.t.h... is that?
Also, several first issues this month!!! Chamber of Darkness, Our Love Story, Tower of Shadows, and My Love!
Steve - I think it only appropriate that a man of your talent's review those #1s!!!
Lastly, we are advised that Artie Simek was on a TV show playing the harmonica and the spoons!
Truly, this's why Marvel ruled back in the day!!!
Baldini!
ReplyDeleteBaldini!!
Baldini!!!
Apparently more powerful than Cap because, as an Exile, Baldini manages within a few seconds to ensnare Cap (trapped in the Skull's body) with his scarf! Yes, that is hew weapon! A scarf!
A stinkin scarf!
He could easily teach The Grim Reaper or Stiltman a thing or three!
This is way off topic, but they showed the Blair Witch Project in T.V. again last night, maybe 'cause Halloween and all.
ReplyDeleteInstead of three dumb twenty-somethings, they shoulda had it be Scooby Doo and the gang.
At the end a search party finds the Mystery Van sitting empty out in the woods, some Scooby snacks scattered on the ground and maybe Shaggy's bong.
Discovered camera footage reveals Velma sobbing in a tent and Fred trying unsuccessfully to pull the mask off the witch.
Yoinks!
M.P.
K.D., the only villain from the Batman T.V. show I would consider truly dangerous was Ertha Kitt as Catwoman.
ReplyDeleteShe scares me... in a strangely compelling, exciting sort of way...mrowr...
M.P.
Charlies, I believe Captain Marvel #17 is features - ktang! - the arrival of Rick Jones in our hero's life. An issue or two after the change over from the green costume. And its drawn by Gil Kane.
ReplyDeleteI suspect it might not be your idea of the greatest CM epic of all time.
Kd, I'm not familiar with the muslim Captain Brexit so can't comment, except to say that just because an idea is interesting it doesn't follow that Marvel will do it particularly well.
From the little I've read of the current Captain Marvel, she does indeed seem like a bit of a fascist. But thats superheroes for you really.
I reckon Marvel missed trick not having the female CM share body share with Rick Jones like the old one in the 70s. Rick finds out what its like to be a woman - that seems like an approach to the alternate identity thing that hasn't been done before...
-sean
*Captain Marvel 817 features...
ReplyDeleteSorry about the typos. Duh.
-sean
*#17. Gah (I've been out, its late...)
ReplyDeleteSean-
ReplyDeleteRick Jones, occasionally turning into a woman? Weren't you displeased by Rick enough?
Imagine how ultra-whiny and screaming he'd be during a menstrual cycle! Lol!!
And on that note, does the tardis have a tampon dispenser available?
Steve, on the whole alien-regeneration
question on Dr. Who could've been male or female. A Spock-esque character of either gender, or a blob of plastic with a flashlight shining out of it, like the first time I watched Dr.Who.
I figured you're the one to prep this ignorant yank.
Seriously, oh my brother, I tried to get into the series, but I was less than enthusiastic about it.
ReplyDeleteIt's been a long-term big deal for you folks, but not so much my side of the pond.
Apparently the latest version of Captain Brex...I mean Britain...is Brian Braddock's sister.
ReplyDeleteI know what next week's revelation is - but I'm not telling :D
So was "The Origin Of Captain Britain" a reprint of CB's origin from 1976 or a new version of the origin?
ReplyDeleteI had all 39 issues of Captain Britain's original 1976/77 run - so I'm not to blame for the comic's failure. I did my patriotic duty :)
It was an edited reprint of the version from 1976, Colin.
ReplyDeleteBrian Braddock's sister?
ReplyDeleteSo Captain Britain is now a female Japanese mutant ninja?
-sean
Sean - You are indeed most perceptive! Cpt Marvel in Pepsi Cola colors, drawn by Nostril Man, featuring Rick "The Dumb as Rocks Man Toy" Jones is neither Charlie's nor my idea of a great time... :(
ReplyDeleteThis is important! The Exiles, in Cap 118, are ultimately defeated by a bunch of rock throwing islanders, who come to the rescue of Cap-in-Skulls_body and Falcon.
ReplyDeleteAlso - and this is classic so pay attention- Skull in Cap's body is living it up in a hotel. He wants to use to Cosmic Cube to waste Cap's fan club, storming the hotel, who think it's Cap in the hotel. That way "Captain America's memory will be despised even after his death!"
But Wait! Skull decides he can't do that, alone in his room, because, "The fans might get suspicious because they know CA does not have any superhuman powers!"
My question is, with all the boners in these Captain America issues, was Stan Lee (listed as Scripter) indifferent to adhering to any pretense of logic?
I mean I get it! It's only comics! But this is almost stupid.
"Almost"?
ReplyDeleteIts a funny coincidence (!) that Stan Lee's writing was better - maybe not always logical, but at least not stupid - when he worked with Kirby or Ditko...
-sean
Well, after watching Baldini take down Cap (in Skull's body) with a scarf and a bunch of islanders chase off the Exiles with rocks I am still numb. I might not be able to blog here for a while and leave it to Charlie.
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