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Let us leap from the cliffs of Nostalgia and see what treats we bang our heads on when we land upon the beckoning shores below.
Unfortunately, he might not live long enough to receive that pep talk, as Firebrand is back and has set fire to the building Stark's currently discombobulated himself inside.
Having decided this is the key to making his own predictions more accurate, the villain telepathically sets one of his androids on the hero, in an attempt to study him in action and learn his secret.
Needless to say, every man and his dog tries to kill him, along the way. Needless to say, Spider-Man secretly helps him out whenever he needs it.
I'm assuming this story was inspired by the Daredevil yarn, from not too long ago, in which Foggy Nelson went off to investigate New York's criminal underworld.
Not, of course, that I would ever accuse Spider-Man in this era of borrowing ideas from Daredevil.
Fortunately, the dynamic duo have an unlikely ally in the Constrictor who doesn't fancy living in a world ravaged by the Black Death.
It's not such good news for everyone else, as no one in the gang wants her near them - especially Ms Marvel who just wants to knock her block off.
Sadly, for them all, they're overruled by Professor X and, so, an X-Man she becomes.
Meanwhile, Storm's descent into darkness continues...
Here's where we find out, although I must report that, even with the blood of an Asgardian in his veins Drac's still not a match for Thor, and the story does basically nothing with Sif having become a vampire.
Inside, the barbarian stumbles across a town where a plague keeps turning people into trees.
And it's not long before Conan himself becomes distinctly deciduous! However, I must confess I can't remember just how he turns himself back into a person again.
Sadly, it's not in time for Alicia who's had a good knocking about from the villain. And, meanwhile, just what's happened to Franklin?
They finally succeed in their efforts but it's an attempt that leaves the Vision in a seemingly lifeless heap.
Still out to rebuild his life as a scientist, Bruce Banner sets about constructing a new lab for Stark Industries but, unknown to anyone, one of the brand new parts contains Zzzax - and only the Hulk can stop him!
1.) Terrible Colossus - tiny head with no neck, yet giant, over-sized fists!
ReplyDelete2.) Viper doesn't resemble Viper, apart from the green outfit.
3.) Do Daredevil's readers really need to have Wolverine identified for them? He was pretty famous, by then.
4.) By this time, improvements in Iron Man's armour meant he could easily trash former foes, like Blizzard, Whiplash & the Melter - even when teamed up. So, with those improvements, surely old foe Firebrand's a pushover, too. Or are his blasts hotter than Melter's?
Phillip
When Conan seems to have started getting story ideas from old issues of Lois Lane -
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- you know it's not a good a month at Marvel.
Its just as well DC gave us Ronin #1, the double size Brave & the Bold #200 drawn by Dave Gibbons, and Blackhawk #260 with Howard Chaykin showing off his new duotone style (and a story drawn by Alex Toth)...
-sean
"Look! Look at Wolverine's claws! They seem to be coming out of the palm of his hand, and that's WRONG!"
ReplyDeleteSuch was the tone of the letters page in DD the next month, when a single colouring error on the cover [see just where his hand meets the logo] set fandom aflame.
It is a crap cover though - looks like it was dashed off in an hour or so.
I am very happy because I've just pre-ordered the Marvel Masterworks hardcover that covers DD 192-203. They are not outstanding issues, but I have very fond memories of 192-197, and my copies are old and falling apart and it's the first time they've ever been reprinted.
Also - Walt Simonson guests on X-Men, so they all have massive thunder-thighs and tiny heads. Bob Wiacek is not the ideal inker for Simonson, but it's OK.
Even in the face of what looks like a Sienkiewicz Thor cover, I'm going for the Avengers, because I'm a sucker for negative space.
Firebrand’s first appearance anywhere since around Iron Man 50-ish?
ReplyDeleteASM sounds a Lot like AI today via learning from other’s behavior?
Does that Cap cover acknowledge Steranko, I hope?’
Firebrand was reprinted, much more recently, in Cap America Weeklies # 7 & # 8 !
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Dracula appears to have a beard on that Thor cover and his hair and clothes look different from the 'Tomb Of Dracula' days. A few years ago Dracula turned up in 'Deadpool' and this time Drac was sporting a blond pony-tail and ear-rings!
ReplyDeleteThat's how Sienkiewicz drew Dracula, Colin, with a goatee and change of clothes.
ReplyDeleteAfter the Sink drew him in those X-Men comics, Drac regularly had a goatee, although otherwise wore his old Tomb of Dracula gear. Not that I know for sure what he looked like inside that Thor comic, but I do remember thats how he appeared in Dr Strange, in that storyline that got rid of vampires from the Marvel universe, which can't have been too long afterwards.
-sean
Even forty years later the 'lets make Bullseye more like Wolverine' idea still reeks of marketing gouge. This is the last of the proper Klaus Janson issues, and therefore, the last which retains any feel of the Miller era. For a few years, at least. Also, being fair to the marketing team, Dave Sim will shortly pull the same trick in three consecutive issues of Cerebus.
ReplyDeleteX-men was ok, mainly because we get to see Carol Danvers plant one on Rogue's kisser. Simonson's art is a bit rushed but ok. The bigger issue is Madelyn Prior didn't look identical to Byrne's Jean Grey to make the whole clone suggestion work.
I'm not sure fifteen year old DW completely got Ronin on first read, but boy did it look great. X-men suddenly seemed very last year...
DW
*sufficiently identical
ReplyDeleteThat Lois Lane cover popped into my head too, Sean. I have to say Lois's cover did it a lot better.
ReplyDeletePhillip, in this period, Tony Stark's too drunk to be Iron Man. Therefore, Rhodey's filling in for him but doesn't have much experience with the armour and, so, struggles to dispatch even fairly routine foes.
Sean, I was completely unaware of Dracula having a goatee and I definitely didn't know that all vampires had disappeared from the Marvel Universe. They came back I assume? They must have done as there were vampires in that Deadpool story I mentioned!
ReplyDeleteSteve, I have to say I was somewhat surprised you didn't mention that Lois cover yourself - clearly something of a Steve Does Comics fave, having appeared on this blog more than once - in the post (;
ReplyDeleteDW, did y'all not like Rogue then sugah?
-sean
Colin, yes, vampires did return to the Marvel universe at some point (possibly also in Dr Strange, in the 90s). I was shocked that a continuity-wide story development that they said would be permanent didn't stick.
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That X-Men cover caption's too similar to X-Men # 139:
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Phillip
What is a "Pom," asks Charlie?
ReplyDeleteAs in the Aussie called the Brit fans at the cricket match a bunch of Poms?
I keep coming up with the Pomegranate drink "Pom" but I'm sure that's not the intent, lol.
(One really can learn a bunch of interesting but useless stuff at the UK's Talk SPort, lol. Or as my dad still stays, "That and 10 cents will get you a cup of coffee kid.")
Phillip, I noticed that too but I think it's meant to be an ironic version of #139 because Rogue is being attacked by her own team-mates.
ReplyDeleteCharlie, if you google pomsaustralia you'll find various explanations for "pom".
ReplyDeleteHow did Dracula grow a new goatee? I thought vampires couldn't grow hair...anymore. They're dead.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure I've read that somewhere.
Maybe the pertinent question is why...
As far as Conan turning into a tree, maybe he shoulda just went with it and let it happen. I mean, it's not like life as a human had been treating him all that great, notwithstanding the wine and wenches.
I mean, if I had to fight a different horrible monster every month, I might wanna be a tree.
I have a high-strung nervous personality and I couldn't handle that kinda pressure very long.
How bad could it be?
M.P.
"When Conan seems to have started getting story ideas from old issues of Lois Lane..."
ReplyDeleteLois Lane? Try "The Great Vegetable Rebellion" episode of "Lost In Space"!
Charlie
ReplyDeleteYes Pom or Pommie (as in F off you Pommie b@st@rd or we're going to smash the poms) is the widespread Australian term for the English. There's no definitive origin but popular culture assumes it is derived from pomegranate berries which have bright red skin, as did the recently arriving English, to Australia, in the pre-sunscreen days. Alternatively it's an acronym of Prisoner of Mother England, which may have been used to refer to the convicts, back in the day. I suspect it may actually come from Pompey, being an old term for a naval prison at Portsmouth, which was the last place most of the Australian-bound convicts saw as they left Blighty.
The term is widely used, and usually without prejudice however, like most things, delivery is everything. In our woke world, its still permitted without fear of cancellation because, well frankly, us English deserve it ;-)
DW
Sean
ReplyDeleteI'm reticent towards Rogue (although rather liked Anna Paquin in the movies) but I thought it was a great visual scene. We know Rogue previously stole Carol Danver's Kree powers. We know Carol subsequently became seriously OP as Binary. We know Rogue is in the Xavier house. We see Carol arrive and stroll through the front door. We then see Rogue literally flying into space have scored a serious blow to the chin. It was a capriciously gratuitous piece of violence, wholly appropriate given the historical storyline.
DW
I'm rather embarrassed to admit I was following the X-Men at this point.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell was wrong with me?
M.P.
Colin - You're probably right. I saw repetition as, having done Dark Phoenix, the X-Men then tried 'Dark Storm', in the post-Byrne era. That stuck in my mind, as repetition/a lack of new ideas. Also, Sean mentioning the Conan cover repeating a Lois Lane cover may have influenced my thinking!
ReplyDeleteB - The tree transformation motif was also in 'Forces in Combat' # 36, in 'Chamber of Horrors' (in the USA its title was different), when somebody injected themselves with Red Wood tree sap, in the hope of becoming immortal!
Also, in Captain America Weekly # 3, in Dazzler, the Enchantress turns her suitor into a tree, on a whim, just because she's so capricious!
M.P. - Female pharaohs stuck beards under their chins, to appear more masculine. Maybe the reason why Drac's grown a goatee's a masculinity crisis!
DW - I'd always thought us whingeing poms got the name because British/English sailors ate apples ( French "pomme") onboard ships, to prevent scurvy. Your explanations are far more interesting!
Phillip
Phillip, I thought they ate limes to avoid scurvy hence the word "limeys".
ReplyDeleteThe idea of being turned into a tree originally comes from the Greek legend of Apollo & Daphne. According to the legend Apollo is pursuing Daphne with the intention of raping her so Daphne calls on Zeus for help who responds by turning Daphne into a laurel tree (which seems a bit extreme - couldn't he have just whisked her away to safety?)
ReplyDeleteThe Conan story "The Frost-Giant's Daughter" was basically a re-hash of the Apollo & Daphne legend.
ReplyDeleteExcept that the Frost-Giant's daughter doesn't end up as a tree (lucky her!)
ReplyDeleteColin - As regards "limeys", that rings a bell, from 'O'-level biology. Maybe I've conflated the two, somehow!
ReplyDeleteAs regards Daphne, Greek mythology also had Myrrha, who was also transformed into a tree!
Phillip
If it helps, M.P., you weren't the only one still following the X-Men at this point. Although in my defence, I wasn't actually buying it anymore.
ReplyDeleteDW, I didn't pay much attention to the issues that established Carol as Binary (second Cockrum run - zzzzzz) and hadn't read Avengers annual #10 back then, so the 'history' didn't really come into it for me. What stands out in my mind in X-Men #171 - which I thought was a pretty good issue (allowing for the kind of comic it was) - isn't Rogue being punched through the X-mansion roof, but getting in to see Xavier and the rest of them in the first place by just knocking on the front door. That seemed like an original approach (;
They needed a new X-person to move the series on a bit, and Rogue was the best addition they ever got after Giant-Size X-Men #1 imo (admittedly a fairly low bar to clear).
Sure, Claremont's approach to characterisation - she's southern, so says 'sugah' a lot (do they really do that in the south?) - can be a bit irritating, but if that kind of thing was a deal breaker why would you even be reading the X-Men anyway?
-sean
Oh, and Simonson was a big improvement on Paul Smith.
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I've read that the clear parallels with the Apollo & Daphne myth might have been the reason why "The Frost-Giant's Daughter" was rejected for publication in 'Weird Tales' magazine in 1934 as it wasn't original enough but does that matter? It's still a great little story with wonderful descriptions of the icy landscape and the Aurora Borealis (and unlike Apollo, Conan had to defeat the Frost-Giant's two hulking sons along the way).
ReplyDeleteOn the subject of eating limes to avoid scurvy - I think it was the British who discovered the importance of Vitamin C for sailors' health but it was kept a closely-guarded secret so the Royal Navy had an advantage over Britain's enemies for as long as possible.
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