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Even as I type this deathless prose, the European Football Championships are going on, with England and Scotland crushing all before them, like vast rolling pins of awesomeness. However, history is doomed to repeat itself and, exactly forty years ago, the continent was witnessing Euro 84. That tournament was won by France when they bested Spain 2-0 in the final.
Not doing quite so well as the French and Spanish national football teams was the British economy. In fact, it was doing so badly that UK unemployment hit a record high of 3.26 million people.
However, even at the worst of times, some people have reason to celebrate and, amongst them, that June, were Wham! whose Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go began the month by sitting pretty atop the British singles chart.
Even more however, it then found itself confronted by an absolute behemoth of a record, as Frankie Goes to Hollywood's Two Tribes swept it aside to claim the top spot and grant the Merseysiders their second British Number One - and their first to enter the charts in the top spot.
Over on the accompanying album listings, only one LP ruled the roost, that June. And that LP was Legend by Bob Marley and the Wailers
When it comes to articles, there's a retrospective upon the 1970s villain Morbius - a foe who definitely would not be caught declaring, "It's Morbin' Time!" - and an interview with Lis Sladen, plus critiques of Frontios, The Awakening and Resurrection of the Daleks.
I do believe, though, that that striking and memorable cover is by none other than Joe Jusko.
Following that, we're gifted a four-page Showcase tale called Right Foot Backwards: Looking For Osker as created by Mike Collins and Chris Buckle.
And, then, there's a three-page Showcase called Dragon, brought to us by Kevin Hopgood.
But what's this? The X-Men replace Cloak and Dagger in the book, when they encounter the Micronauts and must thwart the menace of Baron Karza and an evil Professor X?
Meanwhile, Joe Dante's interviewed about various of his movies, there's a preview of the film Sword of the Valiant which I've never heard of, and a look at Doctor Who.
As if that wasn't enough for us, there's an overview of dinosaur movies - and a chat with John Sayles, the man who wrote the cinematic masterpiece that is Battle Beyond the Stars.
Steve - Sword of the Valiant's an atmospheric take on Sir Gawain & the Green Knight, shown frequently over Christmases past. The standout's Sean Connery as the Green Knight. We've touched on it, tangentially, in SDC comments, previously. The Dead Zone's always a terrific watch, no matter how many times you've already seen it.
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Wham’s rise to the top of the pop is really meteoric.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Phillip. I have to confess Sword of the Valiant's still not ringing any bells for me. I shall check out the trailer for it on YouTube.
ReplyDeleteAnon, it certainly was.
ReplyDeleteI have now watched the trailer for Sword of the Valiant. It all felt weirdly 1950s.
ReplyDeleteSteve - Miles O'Keefe's haircut's definitely an anachronism, and that trailer's voice over's very old-fashioned, in the era of Miami Vice. Nevertheless, to me, over Christmas time, the film stands up better than that trailer might suggest. The mysterious, and menacing aura of the Green Knight doesn't come across, in those clips. Then again, I was also younger, back then.
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I didn't realise this issue of MWOM came out the same month as Two Tribes.
ReplyDeleteMoore's CB saga coming to and end - and with it that initial feverish phase of excitement I had for UK comics that had burned inside me since 1982 - happened at the same time that I discovered pop music for myself.
My Dad had promised / warned me as a child that it would suddenly fall on me like a ton of bricks at some point, and when I heard that 12" Annihilation mix of Two Tribes that was it. Done. Sold. Forever on that path.
I'd just started going to a local youth club on Fridays with school friends, and Wake Me Up Before You Go Go got played there a lot. I never liked it. It has a catchy melody, but the arrangement and the sound of it felt completely insubstantial. Like theoretical music.
I feel that way about all Wham! from this point on. Catchy, but... is it genuine? It had a weird ersatz quality. Other pop acts around the same time [Howard Jones, Thompson Twins, Nik Kershaw etc] were all catchy and bouncy and I guess lightweight, but their records at least had a sound and an identity. Wham! were just...hollow.
I used to have that Starburst. I guess I kept buying it through 1984. I like The Dead Zone. It's unpretentious but very very well crafted. A B-movie with heart.
Cronenberg is a great director. Even when he's making movies I'm not really interested in like A History Of Violence and Eastern Promises, he's technically brilliant.
Also, Battle Beyond The Stars is magic.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot to mention that Princess Margaret turned up in Ambridge this month, Steve. Apparently, she was able to master using a microphone -
ReplyDeletehttps://www.bbc.com/historyofthebbc/anniversaries/june/princess-margaret-on-the-archers
No wonder the British pay that family so much money every year.
Also, you didn't bring up the Battle of Orgreave, which took place on June 18th.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULZoaR1AxBE
The second of those omissions seems somehow surprising for a South Yorkie (;
Still, as you say, even at the worst of times people have reason to celebrate. Like at the Stonehenge Peoples Free Festival that year, which might well not have happened if the cops hadn't seen busy suppressing the workers elsewhere (they put a stop to it the following year. Thatcher, eh?)
https://www.ukrockfestivals.com/henge-history-84.html
Hard to imagine thousands of degenerates being able to get together somewhere and have a good time like that for free these days.
-sean
That final part of the Moore Captain Brexit run was also notable for the return of - "'ey up" - Captain England, Steve. And the doubleplusgood first appearance of Captain Airstrip One.
ReplyDeleteAlso, we actually got an issue of Warrior this month, #19. Which was nice.
Although the bad news was that it don't include a new Moore/Davis Marvelman episode. Ffs, half way through the year and only one had appeared far! Admittedly there was also that MM Family one drawn by John Ridgeway, but still...
I suppose that eased us into longer waits that weren't far off.
And on the plus side, #19 did feature the return of Alan Moore and Steve Parkhouse's Bojeffries Saga instead, with the first part of the brilliant 'Raul's Night Out".
-sean
That Warrior was OK - the Bojeffries was, as you say, brilliant - but I was getting definite winding-down feeling from the magazine even then. A lot of not-really-that-good material appearing (that far future thing by Steve Moore - was it? - and Jim Baikie, and the MM family filler strips, Alan Davis doing Pressbutton etc). Each issue offered less and less of interest. V was solidly brilliant but the rest felt scattershot.
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ReplyDeleteDuh.
* Also, I meant that by June only one Marvelman episode had appeared SO far
ReplyDeleteYou wouldn't believe I actually read back through that before posting, would you?
-sean
You're not wrong about Warrior, Matthew. And yeah, Twilight World was by Steve Moore and Jim Baikie.
ReplyDeleteBtw, 'Who's Afraid of the Art of Noise' came out this month.
-sean
The Art of Noise LP wasn’t out till October, according to Discogs. Sounds about right, as I remember the advertising push then as well - those long ZTT TV ads during The Tube.
DeleteThe Mighty Magyars have done it!!!
ReplyDeleteWell done to Hungry, Scotland were abismal ....again , hard to belief we beat Spain to qualify. I doubt 3 points will see Hungry get a place in the knock out rounds though.
ReplyDeleteFun fact: SWORD OF THE VALIANT was director Stephen Weeks’ remake of his own 1975 film, GAWAIN AND THE GREEN KNIGHT. I’ve never seen either one, so I couldn’t say which was better. Maybe they’re both terrible, who knows. But honestly, how could any movie starring Mikes ‘Ator the Fighting Eagle’ O’Keefe be bad?
ReplyDeleteIs it blasphemous to say THE DEAD ZONE is my favorite Cronenberg movie? I’ve always liked it, watched it again just a year or so ago, and if anything I think it’s improved with age. It’s very, very good. Frankly, the rest of Crobenberg’s oeuvre leaves me a bit cold.
b.t.
Miles, not Mikes. Cronenberg, not Crobenberg. Obviously. FFS…
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Miles O'Keefe, b.t.? The guy who was in Tarzan the Ape Man alongside Bo Derek?
ReplyDeleteSure, how could any movie with him in it be bad...
-sean
Right?
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Hey, you UK fellers (I’m letting Charlie’s “UK gents” be exclusive to him)—
ReplyDeleteI have a few older Marvel UK magazines from the 70s because I was curious how Monark Starstalker and Gulacy’s early MOKF stuff would look in b/w. Monark looked ok (not as ‘Toth-like’ as I had expected) but the MOKF stuff looked terrible. In addition to some of the zip-a-tone gray tones being too dark, the printing was also very muddy overall. So, my question is, did the print quality of Marvel’s UK mags get better over time? Like The UK SAVAGE SWORD, for example — would you say it was generally comparable to the US SAVAGE SWORD? Or noticeably not as good?
b.t.
The UK SSOC definitely reprinted darker, b.t., at least early on when I was reading it. I distinctly remember how different Tim Conrad's grey washes in 'Worms of the Earth' looked when I finally saw a US edition.
ReplyDeleteBut having said that, I thought 'Worms...' actually came across as more atmospheric in the reprint. The episode of 'People of the Black Circle' in the same issue that Alfredo Alcala finished off with a grease pencil (or charcoal or whatever it was) rather than cross-hatched inks though... not so much. That did just seem muddier.
The way blacks reproduced in Avengers weekly, the Colan/Palmer artwork from their first Dr Strange run looked fantastic. Way better than in Strange Tales. It probably helped that not much letratone - that's zip-a-tone to you (; - was added.
My recollection is that later - five years or so? - when their Englehart-era Doc was reprinted in Rampage it was maybe a bit clearer, but the black wasn't as rich. Not as good imo, but still better in b&w.
But maybe Colan is a bit of an outlier, as his stuff wasn't as suited to the US colour format as most American artists.
-sean
Btw, Steve - I was a bit remiss earlier in not congratulating you and the British readers here. Hope you all had a good Independence Day!
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOOm31Y0wAE
-sean
McScotty - being in Hungary watching the game when Hungary actually scored was priceless. Sitting on the veranda watching the game but our TV lagged the neighbors’ by like 5 seconds…. All of a sudden the village erupts, people screaming, horns are blaring… We knew what was coming lol. though doubt Hungary goes to knock out it was good for the morale to have a W. Europe and soccer- love it!
ReplyDeleteI have to say Hungry were the better team although we should gave had a penalty just before your sucker punch goal. But all in all it was a fair result Glad you enjoyed the game and maybe you might scrape through with 3 pts , fingers crossed.
DeleteI've just realized who Miles O'Keefe reminds me of. He's like a younger version of Rod Hull!
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Phillip
'Sword of the Valiant' clips like 'Come to me, my body" are popping up:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BrwSroSCvE
Reminds me - only very remotely/tangentially - of Spidey & the Shroud's team-up, with Dansen Macabre wanting to decapitate the Shroud, & use his head as a Shiva altar ornament!
With the Green Knight's decapitated body moving, maybe a bit of headless horseman in there, too!
Phillip
"'Tis but a scratch", Phillip.
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I see King Arthur is standing in the election.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/salisbury-wiltshire-justice-westminster-salisbury-cathedral-b2568320.html
A bit of a weird thing for a king to do, but fair play to him for not just saying the lady of the lake gave him a magic sword.
-sean
Sean - There are Stonehenge (stolen by the English) references in that article, ripe for the picking!
ReplyDeletePhillip
I know, Phillip, but I didn't want to be predictable.
ReplyDelete-sean
Well, not too predictable maybe.
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