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Plans are of no use to a man like me. Like all men of destiny, I rely on random happenstance to guide me.
Therefore, let's see what appears when I spin the Steve Does Comic Wheel of Fate and see upon which DC comics that bear this month's cover date its untutored arrow settles.
Many times, as a child, did I see Jonah Hex comics on the spinner racks.
And many times did I see house ads for his book.
And, yet, strangely, in all that time, never once did I actually get round to buying an issue of his comic.
I suspect the lure of the Phantom Stranger, Spectre and Weird War Tales, sitting there, beside him, on those racks, always diverted my attention away from the gun-slinger.
Regardless, I do know that, in this thrilling epic, our hero's forced to contend with a rival bounty hunter who keeps stealing his captives, in order to claim the reward money for himself.
But forget all that. Whatever else happens, this is the big event of the month, when a brand new mag descends upon our favourite retailers.
And does so by creating a team consisting of DC's greatest villains - and Captain Boomerang.
Surely, no hero nor group of heroes, could hope to stand against such a gargantuan gaggle of gallivantingly galevolent galoots.
And it all happens when one of Manhunter's clones brings them all together under the auspices of a mysterious but wealthy benefactor.
But who could that benefactor be?
Could it be Lex Luthor?
Or Darkseid?
Because, let's face it, who else is it going to be?
But enough of such concerns. Karate Kid hits his second, thrilling issue. And, no doubt, hits a few wrongdoers, as well.
In fact, he probably hits Major Disaster who launches some sort of attack on the United Nations!
I don't know who he is but I'm not sure I'm impressed by any villain who wants to be known as Major Disaster.
Then again, maybe he's the mystery man behind the Secret Society of Super-Villains?
Which is a matter of curiosity to me, as I don't think I've ever seen anything pencilled by Stone. I know him purely as an inker.
As for what occurs within, it seems the trouble-finding teen seeks out someone called Mogul who may be to blame for recent attacks on him.
In fact, so not-natural are they that they're part of a plan to destroy the team!
Not that I know what happens in it, beyond that it features a bunch of people called the Mountebank Malefactors.
From that name, I shall assume they are bad guys.
And that they are well-heeled.
Charlie stills gets that excited sensation when he sees the line up on JLA or JSA 50 years later. Must be some magic in there somewhere though a cover with zoo animals is anticlimactic.
ReplyDeleteSteve - Same here with Jonah Hex. Once in a while though the interior art or story said “Take me home, Joe!” And I would!
I picked up the odd copy of Jonah Hex and flicked through it in newsagents in the 80s, but I never bought one.
ReplyDeleteI was dubious that 'galevolent' was a real word, Steve. But I checked, and apparently it is 'an extremely rare portmanteau term... [used] in highly specific creative contexts'.
ReplyDeleteWho knew, eh? You did, that's who. Thanks for helping to expand my vocabulary.
-sean
Steve has brains! Mr. Landon doesn’t though.
DeleteI was never a big western fan but I did pick up a few issues of Weird Western Tales with Jonah Hex at the time but Hex got a lot better once he got his own comic. which I mostly enjoyed. The relaunch in 2002 was an excellent comic and is worth picking up just for some of the amazing artists that worked on the title.
ReplyDeleteSteve:
ReplyDeleteI bought the first few Post-Kirby issues of KAMANDI and found Chic Stone’s pencil art tepid at best. I haven’t looked at his few KAMANDIs in decades — in fact, I may have unloaded them during one of my periodic downsizing purges. I will say that I’ve always liked his inks on Kirby on FF, X-MEN, AVENGERS, etc. very much. But as a penciller? Mmm, no.
I occasionally bought WEIRD WESTERN TALES (and later, JONAH HEX) back in the day but I never had this one. I’ve just read the little capsule description of it over at Mike’s and hoo-boy, does it sound nihilistic. I kinda want to read it now :D
b.t.