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If so, you were probably on our cinema screens in February 1982.
After all, that was the month in which the unstoppable box office mastodon that was Quest for Fire was unleashed upon the world.
Made for $12 million, it, possibly surprisingly, went on to gross $55 million, which sounds like success to me, posing the obvious question of why there was never a sequel. I mean, who wouldn't queue to see In Search Of Wood, Where's That Antler? or Does Anyone Round Here Have A Flint?
Made for $12 million, it, possibly surprisingly, went on to gross $55 million, which sounds like success to me, posing the obvious question of why there was never a sequel. I mean, who wouldn't queue to see In Search Of Wood, Where's That Antler? or Does Anyone Round Here Have A Flint?
But that wasn't the only memorable film to escape that month. For February also saw the release of such treasures as One from the Heart, Swamp Thing and Death Wish II.
In this month's set of adventures that are bizarre, we're served delights with such titles as Saturn's Secret, Assignation at Madstar!, Honor and Ronnie Raygun of the Space Patrol, brought to us by the likes of Steve Skeates, Steve Smallwood, John Buscema, Peter Gillis, Gene Day, Bill Mantlo and Mike Vosburg.
Sadly, I can't vouch for how good any of those tales are, as I've never read them.
Epic Illustrated is also trundling along. And, this time, we get Press Gang, Bird, Liaison, Faces the Future, Children of the Stars, Flightus Interuptus and Marada the She-Wolf, all behind a cover painted by John Bolton.
Does she go out in style?
Sadly, I can't vouch for how good any of those tales are, as I've never read them.
Yes, it can.
Or, at least, it's the end of her comic, as the mag that was launched 25 issues ago, by Stan Lee and John Buscema, comes grinding to a juddering halt.
I cannot say but I can say she finally defeats Doc, with assists from Ralphie, Zapper, Richard Rory, Sheriff Walters and the Mutations.
Star-Lord is back - with his own 68-page special!
And he does it with a detailed history of the character, and a load of material reprinted from Marvel Preview #11.
But we don't only get the adventures of Peter Quill. Somewhat oddly, we also receive a Doctor Who tale entitled Spider-God, as rustled up by Steve Moore and Dave Gibbons.
It's not a film I would have bet good money on having been granted a Marvel Comics adaptation but The Time Bandits hits our spinner racks, thanks to the skills of Steve Parkhouse and David Lloyd.
And then she reconciles with her father.
So, it's not all bad news.
And we get the chance to win a bicycle.
And he does it with a detailed history of the character, and a load of material reprinted from Marvel Preview #11.
But we don't only get the adventures of Peter Quill. Somewhat oddly, we also receive a Doctor Who tale entitled Spider-God, as rustled up by Steve Moore and Dave Gibbons.
Sadly, I'm afraid that's all the light I can shed upon the publication.
Wait! What's this? Wolverine's killed the Hulk? That Watcher, is there no circumstance he won't concoct in order to give us a yarn?
As far as I can remember, the tale posits that, had Wolvie managed to slaughter Jade Jaws in their first encounter, he'd have gone on to become a member of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants before betraying them to save Jean Grey and would have then been killed by his own claws, thanks to Magneto's need for vengeance.
I'm assuming this was a time before Wolvie's miraculous healing powers had been established in the comics?
We also get the tale of what would have happened had the Fantastic Four never existed. As far as I can remember, it would have meant Spider-Man, Iron Man, the Hulk and Thor would also never have come to be.
But there's no news on Ant-Man.
Thats one of the better issues of Epic, Steve, mainly I think because the highlight - Marada - began life as a regular Marvel project, a Red Sonja issue of Bizarre Adventures, before rights problems forced changes and the shift to a different mag.
ReplyDeleteThe story is still exactly what you'd expect from Chris Claremont writing Sonja (like the scene with the demon near the end of part 1!) but of course you read it for the excellent John Bolton artwork.
Which you can do at -
https://thewarriorscomicbookden.blogspot.com/2009/07/marada-she-wolf.html
Click on the 'John Bolton' tag there, and you can also find the Marada stories from Epic #s11 & 12, and his Thor and Kull from Preview/Bizarre Adventures.
Iirc that Star-Lord special was just a straight reprint of the story from Marvel Preview #11, with added colour and a new Claremont framing sequence drawn by Michael Golden.
I say "just", but thats a pretty good comic if you didn't have the original Preview, and was well worth getting. Even at a little over the Steve 65p comic price cap!
-sean
Not a good month for films...
ReplyDeleteAlthough I do actually have an old vinyl copy of the Death Wish II soundtrack I found in a charity shop a while back, by Jimmy Page. Its actually ok.
But not as good as the soundtrack for the first Death Wish, by Herbie Hancock. As you'd expect, of course.
Strangely, the Swamp Thing film seems to have had a fairly decent critical reaction, with a 62% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes. And it isn't even the one with Heather Locklear in it!
The Audience Score is quite a bit lower though. Critics, eh?
-sean
I'm pretty sure I picked up that issue of What If during my previously mentioned trip to the US in October 1981, and so Marvel's cover dates are still free and easy. I remember watching that first Swamp Thing movie on VHS and it was pretty ropey. And that's coming from someone who grew up watching men in plastic suits play the monsters on Doctor Who.
ReplyDeleteDW
Thanks for the Marada info, Sean. Chris Claremont covering himself in glory there.
ReplyDeleteSean and DW, from memory, I think I prefer the second Swamp-Thing film to the first, although, the last time I saw it, it seemed an awful lot more tongue-in-cheek than I'd remembered.
After being a regular(ish) reader of She-Hulk I couldn't find the double-sized final issue which was a huge disappointment but only to be expected given that double-sized issues often didn't show up in my local WH Smith's. Whenever one did appear (like Iron Man #150) it was a nice surprise!
ReplyDeleteBy coincidence (or is it??) the latest She-Hulk series has just been launched with exactly the same masthead as the original run. You can't beat the classic designs!
Thats just nostalgia marketing Colin, a sign that the audience isn't growing and the mainstream comic biz is past its sell-by date.
ReplyDeleteSteve, my recollection is that the second Swamp Thing film was campier too.
Its a bit odd, because it wasn't made til the end of the 80s so I assume the increased sales and crossover success of the comic since the first film played a part in it being made - Swampy does the Moore-era re-growing himself thing in it - so you'd think they'd at least try to do something a bit more in keeping with the source material.
Still, Louis Jordan as Anton Arcane was a bit of a non-starter whatever the approach.
-sean
A buddy and I saw the first Swamp Thing movie at the local multiplex on opening weekend. The reviews were pretty bad, but horror movies almost always got bad reviews back then, so that didn’t really mean anything. We thought what the hell, as long as we’re not expecting it to be a masterpiece or anything, how bad could it really be?
ReplyDeleteEven with lowered expectations, it was so crummy, and we felt so strongly that we’d wasted the cost of two movie tickets, that we did something I’d never done before — after it was over, we snuck into one of the other auditoriums and watched another movie without paying for it. I think it was a low-key thriller with Christopher Plummer called THE AMATEUR, which wasn’t bad (LIGHT YEARS better than the Swamp Thing movie) and at least we felt like we’d gotten our money’s worth.
I’ve never seen the sequel, never had any desire to. I’ve heard good (ish) things about the short-lived TV series that came out a few years ago, but haven’t gotten around to watching it yet.
b.t.
I never really payed attention to this until I joined this group but man oh man are they cluttering up the covers: Digital Price / UPC Codes, ad for 10 speed bicycles, and the upper left hand corner...
ReplyDeleteInteresting that the 4 comic books shown have different upper-left-hand corners. IIRC there is a bit of a collectors thing going on trying to get all those different formats for a given issue. I guess some issues of comics have 2 (perhaps even more) pricing schemas top left?
Otherwise, I have not read any of these and Marvel at folks' knowledge!
Oh, we're doing this again are we Charlie?
ReplyDeleteRight - the covers with the price in a diamond are direct sales copies, which is why they don't have a bar code in the lower left corner (because they were non-returnable).
Interestingly - well, it isn't actually, but its the sort of word that helps start a paragraph off - this month the direct sales issues now have combined US/UK prices, so thats one less variation to collect (if you're mad enough to be doing that). Taking a quick look at recent Steve Does Comics forty year ago features, it would seem this began the previous month, as theres a Dec '81 Hulk pence cover with one of those Spidey pics instead of the bar code.
Ok, I'm going off to watch some paint dry now.
-sean
SEAN - I'm just wondering about the "completist" who collects all the pricing variants for a given cover.
ReplyDeleteI mean, it's not like ASM #1 or something but a bunch of nondescript comics from the 70s and 80s that I could not barely give away on ebay yet some folks (you gotta wonder how many) are paying (allegedly) multiples for a price variant?
Well... that took 5 seconds of my life and maybe I've stopped wondering.