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If there's anything you don't want in your food, it's people.
And that made April 1973 bad news for all lovers of fine cuisine. After all, it was the month which saw the release of Charlton Heston's classic slab of dystopian sci-fi Soylent Green.
But it wasn't alone. That April also saw the unleashing of And Now the Screaming Starts! an Amicus film about a killer hand going on the rampage.
The month also saw the release of Ace Eli and Rodger of the Skies, a film about which I know nothing other than that it had nothing to do with the later Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, even though, from the titles alone, you feel like they should be part of the same series.
Then again, I feel like And Now the Screaming Starts and Scream and Scream Again should be part of the same series but they also have nothing in common, apart from both being produced by Amicus.
Still, the tale does feature a fight on a jump jet and leads to the reintroduction of Kraven's giant pet space monster Gog.
Whatever it is, it seems to involve wrestling with bulls.
This time, it's all done in order to rescue Tamara from the clutches of the United Nations which is holding her captive.
Heads up, sword and sorcery fans, because Roy Thomas, Gerry Conway and Gil Kane give us their adaptation of Robert E Howard's The Valley of the Worm.
Is it as good as the company's Conan book?
I can't say, as I've read neither the adaptation nor the original tale.
Admittedly, in his case, there's a reason Doomie's acting strangely. And that's because he's the Counter-Earth version of the scientist. Which means he's a good guy. As opposed to Reed Richards who's a bad guy.
GEMINI??? I think “checkerboard” is more congruent with his costume? And what a ripoff of the original Daredevil! To top it off, the schmucks at Marvel now require resurrections of the original DD to be called The Red Tailed Devil (and Captain Marvel to be Shazam, at least on the cover). Marvel seemed / seems to spend a lot of time pissing in everyone elses Corn Flakes….
ReplyDeleteCharles.
'Soylent Green' was set in the futuristic year of 2022, Steve, so - careful what you eat!
ReplyDeleteActually, much as I like the film - it's the best of the Heston trilogy (which also includes 'Planet of the Apes' and 'The Omega Man') - that kind of cannibal conspiracy is a little implausible. I mean, look at how in 21st century tory Britain even horse meat in burgers couldn't be kept secret.
In the book - 'Make Room, Make Room' by Harry Harrison - Soylent was made from soya and lentils (hence the name) which is a more accurate prediction of where food and eating habits were and are headed. But I suppose Charlton Heston shouting 'Soylent Green is made of beans and pulses' wouldn't have made for much of an ending.
-sean
Luke Cage, Ghost Rider, native American stereotypes, an ultra-feminist cyborg called Man-Killer (in sexy Killraven boots!), a Robert E Howard adaptation, and Adam Warlock... this is the most 70s Marvel Lucky Bag yet!
ReplyDeleteThats not a bull in Shanna #3, Steve, it's actually an African buffalo.
Yes, I know the cover mentions the 'hour of the bull' but that's because it's about a secret Minoan society that moved to Africa after being driven out of Crete by the Mycenaean invasion, and their bull-cult adapted accordingly.
It's actually not a bad comic. Shanna is really cool, joining the local rebels and overthrowing the cult priest (an ousted military dictator in disguise, plotting his return to power).
You have to wonder how she eventually got shacked up with a BrItish aristocrat like Lord Kevin.
-sean
Is it fair to say one might not pick up on the cannibalism aspect of the movie Soylent Green had they not read the book or known of it in advamce? Did Like the aspect of “furniture” though?
ReplyDeleteWhat's not clear about 'Soylent Green is made of people'?
ReplyDeleteAnyway, you wouldn't pick up on the cannibal aspect from the book, because there isn't any in it.
-sean
Gents!
ReplyDeleteAt the risk of having forgotten something I MAY read a long time ago (last month in SDC?) MARVEL'S BULLPEN BULLETIN'S spills a lot of ink chatting up THONGOR Warrior of Lost Lilliput appears in CREATURES on the LOOSE 22!
Marvel tells us that they are "bowing to the demand for yet a 3rd sword-wielding hero" after CONAN and KULL!
(I'll hang up here and listen to the response, LOL)
Charles!
And if I did forget what I read last month, can I have a no-prize?
I've read "The Valley Of The Worm" but I can't recall much about it. I think there was a valley and a big worm involved in the story though. Actually it's surprising that Marvel decided to adapt "The Valley Of The Worm" in its' original form at all because Robert E. Howard's non-Conan stories were usually plundered for ideas which then turned up in the pages of Conan The Barbarian.
ReplyDeleteWhat’s semi-amusing about the Bullpen Ballyhoo claiming they were bowing to Fan Demand for a third sword-wielding hero — CREATURES ON THE LOOSE already HAD one of those for the previous six issues. But I guess “We’re bowing to the demand for an even more obvious Conan Clone” would be a bit on the nose.
ReplyDeleteAhhh, LUKE CAGE 8. Love love love that comic.
b.t.
I don't remember 'Valley of the Worm', but I vaguely remember the title 'Worms of the Earth', by Howard. Time to check, rather than trusting to unreliable memories!
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Just checked. From the first couple of paras, seems a 'stock' short story-type, of the kind Abraham Merritt also wrote. Still, must keep an open mind!
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Yeah b.t., that Luke Cage story is a good one. Not sure what Steve's going on about in the post - it makes total sense to me that Doom is a bit dodgy with paying his bills.
ReplyDeleteIf anyone seems to be acting out of character its Luke - are we really to believe he doesn't expect cash up front on a hero for hire gig?
-sean
Charles agrees with SDC- assembled tthat Luke Cage HERO FOR HIRE issues with Doc Doom are top shelf!!! Just the fact that Luke hunts down that wretched curr dog Doom for the fee made for compelling context!!!
ReplyDeleteTo me, the rebel robots, formerly owned by Doom - with some kind of a rearguard action - aiding Cage's plan, were the heroes of the piece!
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Philip, "Worms of the Earth" was one of my all time favourite R E Howard stories (a Brak Mak Morn tale). It was adapted into a stunning comic strip by Tim Conrad (and Roy Thomas of course) in Savage Sword of Conan issue 16.
ReplyDeleteMarvel issued a facsimile of "Valley of the Worm" a few years ago I read the original back in the day xant recall too much about it other than some nice Gil Kane art
Paul - Thanks for clarifying that for me. I think I've read it myself - albeit in book form - many years ago! ('Earth', not 'Valley'!)
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Paul, sorry to be a bit pedantic - who, me? - but the first part of Marvel's adaptation of 'Worms of the Earth' was (mostly) pencilled by Barry Smith, with Tim Conrad inking.
ReplyDeleteIn the British SSOC monthly where I originally read it, the printing was darker, so all Conrad's grey shades looked even more atmospheric. Pretty sure that wasn't planned - the final part was quite murky in places - but the results were fantastic.
-sean
Like Paul and Sean, I first read "Worms Of The Earth" in Marvel UK's Savage Sword Of Conan magazine but I later read the original R.E.H. story too. It's set in Roman Britain unlike the imaginary Hyborian Age or Kull's Atlantis but Bran Mak Morn is one of REH's lesser-known characters (I can't think of any other stories that featured him).
ReplyDeleteSeam, I checked my issue of SSOC issue 16 and yoir spot om the art in part 1 was indeed by Barry Smith and Conrad and it's obviously Smith's pencils. I forgot just how great an issue SSOC 16 was a great cover, exceptional Buscema\Alcala art on the main Conan story, a nice Walt Simonson tale and some nice spot art along with the aforementioned strip. I may keep it out and have a wee read of it agsin.
ReplyDeleteI must agree with Steve that not paying Luke Cage is out of character for Dr Doom. He may be a villain but Doom considers himself a man of honour. In Iron Man #150 Dr Doom and Iron Man are thrown back in time to the age of Camelot - at the end of the story they build a time-travel device to return to the 20th Century and Iron Man says "How do I know you won't double-cross me and leave me stuck here" to which Doom replies "You have my word" and he does indeed keep his word (in a later 'What If' story Doom replies "You'll have to trust me" and Iron Man is left behind in King Arthur's time).
ReplyDeletePaul, Savage Sword Of Conan #16 was dated February 1979, the month I turned 13, so I associate SSOC #16 with that important birthday!
ReplyDeleteColin, I missed SSOC 16 when it was first published so it doesn’t have any special associations for me. I did get SSOC 17 and was knocked out by Conrad’s solo work on the second half of the “Worms of the Earth” adaptation. And LUKE CAGE 8 was one of three comics I got on my 12th birthday, which I’m sure partially accounts for my appreciation of it (besides it being just a kick-ass issue).
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CORRECTION: Dr Doom says "You have no choice" in the WHAT IF story before double-crossing Iron Man and leaving him trapped in the past. But there's a sort of happy ending as King Arthur dies and Iron Man is crowned "King Anthony Of Britain". Perhaps in that alternative reality "Anthonian" is a word carried down the ages?
ReplyDeleteI should explain that when I say SSOC #16 I mean the UK version.
ReplyDeleteMy confidence in my R.E. Howard memory is diminishing. I thought I'd read 'Earth' in a short stories book, whose title story was 'The Gods of Bal-Sagoth'. However, examining the volume, its lead story's a Turlough O'Brien one, not a Bran Mak Morn tale. Ah well - back to the drawing board! I've got a complete Howard e-collection (like Colin's) - deep in my Kindle - so there's always that there for double-checking, I suppose!
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Doom may consider himself a 'man of honour' Colin, but he doesn't usually behave like it. And definitely not toward his flunkys and henchmen (and in this case Luke Cage was working for him). I think the story gets it absolutely right - Doom thinks Luke is beneath him but reconsiders by the end.
ReplyDeleteAlso, don't forget - Doom is monarch of Latveria, and monarch's don't pay for anything. Thats part of the point of being one. Its why the British queen famously never carried any money, and I expect the new king is the same.
-sean
You're right about monarchs. Sean - Edward III reneged on paying his debts at one point, Charles I was painted by Van Dyck and only paid him half of what he'd agreed and Elizabeth I didn't pay her sailors after they'd seen off the Spanish Armada. I also heard that Elizabeth II told her servants to save all the old bits of leftover soap and squash them together to make new bars of soap.
ReplyDeleteI left a comment on SDC this morning and it's completely vanished - it was there and now it's gone!
ReplyDeleteMy vanished comment was making a correction - in the WHAT IF story Dr Doom actually says "You have no choice" before double-crossing Iron Man and leaving him trapped forever in ye olden days of King Arthur.
Colin, your vanished comment should be visible again now. For some reason, Google decided it was spam and blocked people from seeing it. I have informed Google that it was not spam.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Steve!
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