Sunday, 30 October 2022

Mega-Halloween Special Collector's Edition Post. Your favourite Horror comics.

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The Many Ghosts of Dr Graves #45, Tom Sutton
G
reetings, my fellow traveller in the Darkest Realms of the Human Soul. Has there ever, in the entire history of humanity, been a genre worse suited to comics than that of horror?

All wise readers cherish it, hugging it to their bosom, like the teddy bear they were once inseparable from but, bearing in mind that the British and American comic book has traditionally been aimed at children - and there is, by law, a limit to what you may inflict upon those of an immature leaning - launching a horror comic is, it seems, an act of madness itself.

But then again, could we truly expect horror comics to be frightening, even when aimed at adults?

After all, if we peruse Hollywood, its horror output is routinely aimed at adults and, having studied the form for lo these many decades, I always insist the only film of that genre I've ever encountered which is capable of eliciting a sense of dread in even the timidest of viewer is Trilogy of Terror. And, even then, only when one is twelve years old.

Still, despite the limitations placed upon them by the authorities, the big publishers of our youth all produced comics in that genre.

While DC largely concentrated upon the production of similarly-styled anthologies such as Weird War Tales, The Unexpected, The Witching Hour and the Houses of Mystery and Secrets, not to mention a Forbidden Mansion, Marvel settled its gaze upon transforming horror stars into defacto super-heroes, thanks to the likes of The Son of Satan, Ghost Rider, Werewolf by Night and the Monster of Frankenstein engaging in often feeble battles with the forces of malice. Why, even that scoundrel Dracula managed to battle evil in his Marvel days, despite being, himself, always more evil than the evil he was fighting.

Charlton in the 1970s seemed to barely supply us with anything but horror tales. Who can forget the thrills of The Many Ghosts of Dr Graves, Ghost Manor, Haunted and Ghostly Haunts?

Then again, for those with more grown-up tastes, Warren gave us Vampirella, Eerie and Creepy.

In its brief existence, Atlas Seaboard bequeathed upon us Devilina and Tales of Evil - books which bore no detectable resemblance to any ever produced by other companies.

But there was, before even any of that, the legendary venture known as EC whose titles were so extreme that the Comics Code had to be invented in order to reassure reader's mothers that, from now on, the horror comics their children read would be as devoid of horror as was humanly possible.

But choices must be made. And I am, thus, going to have to announce that Weird War Tales was my favourite of DC's horror titles. Perhaps it was its range of exotic artists, perhaps it was merely the indefatigable parade of skeletons which adorned its covers but the book managed to make even I enjoy war stories, despite my habitual antipathy towards the field.

Meanwhile, for my love of the Son of Satan's first two adventures, Tomb of Dracula was the Marvel horror book that most often drew my gaze towards the spinner racks.

Midnight Tales, however, was my Charlton supernatural epic of choice, with its host Professor Coffin, his theoretically beautiful niece Arachne, and its tongue embedded firmly within its cheek.

Tragically, the only Atlas Seaboard horror book I ever read was issue #1 of Tales of Evil. Therefore, in the absence of any competition, I must, perforce, nominate that as my favourite from that company.

As far as I can recall, the only Warren book I ever read was issue #30 of Vampirella which I remember mostly for a magnificently coloured strip by Richard Corben. Thus, I must select that as my favoured Warren book.

The only one of Skywald's horror offerings that I ever read was Nightmare #17. Frankly, it was not to my tastes, featuring the eating of human flesh far too often for a man of my distinction to appreciate. But it did feature a woman being turned into a naked bee queen, which is a thing that appealed to me greatly.

Despite their decades of notoriety, I must confess to never having read any EC comics. I cannot, therefore, nominate a top pick from that bunch.

Nor, as far as I'm aware, did I ever read an issue of Misty, Fleetway's legendary late-1970s horror anthology for girls. I do feel as though I should, though, in the interests of filling the gaps within my knowledge.

There was also, of course, Dez Skinn's House of Hammer, the only issue of which I ever encountered being that which adapted the cinematic delight Twins of Evil. That must, therefore, be my favourite from the series.

But what of you? Which horror comics have most readily floated your boat across the River Styx? You are, as always, free to expand upon the subject, below. 

That is, provided the chill hand of fear does not prevent you moving your pen across the paper.

And, while you're at it, feel free to share any thoughts you may have upon the subject of Halloween. My first memory of it is of wandering around a back garden, sometime in the late 1960s, armed with a blazing turnip and a sense of northernness, thus sinking the myth that Halloween did not exist in England until ten years ago. I remember thinking at the time, "Look at me! Here I am, deft master of horror, in the late 1960s, sinking the myth that Halloween did not exist in England before 2012!"

Thursday, 27 October 2022

October 28th 1972 - Marvel UK, 50 years ago this week.

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October 1972 saw bad news hit the world of English football when Gordon Banks, the national team's goalkeeper, suffered the loss of an eye in a car crash. Surprisingly, despite this setback, Banks went on to play for another six years, finally ending his illustrious career with two seasons in the North American Soccer League.

Banks was having a bad week but if you liked irresponsible spending and piling up debt, it was a great week for you, as it was the week in which Access credit cards were first introduced.

Mighty World of Marvel #4, Jim Starlin

But what's this?

It's only the most important publication in human history - because it's the very first issue of Mighty World of Marvel that I ever owned!

How I remember opening this book and seeing Bruce Banner, in rags, standing amidst the wreckage of a spaceship belonging to the terrible Toad Men. How dark it seemed. How menacing.

And then, after that, we were treated to the Fantastic Four defeating the equally alien Skrulls by hypnotising them into thinking they were cows!

And the book closed off with Spider-Man confronting the Fantastic Four as he sought to join their ranks, in an unsuccessful attempt to make money.

Truly this was drama to rival that of Shakespeare himself!

And not only that but if the Grand Comics Database is to be believed, the FF reprint actually corrects the error of there only being three cows at the tale's climax, when there should four.  This can only be viewed as magic of the magicalest kind!

Tuesday, 25 October 2022

Speak Your Brain! Part XL. Food you could eat, every day, and never get tired of it.

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Watch out for that pumpkin because Halloween looms large in our front-view mirrors but will that be the subject of tonight's post?

I've no idea because it's not up to me.

It's up to you.

It's a fact. It's the not-so-shocking return of the feature in which the first person to comment gets to pick the topic of the day!

But what will it be?

For all I know, it could be art, films, flans, plans, books, bagels, cooks, nooks, crooks, ducks, drakes, pixies, rocks, socks, blocks, music, mucous, fairy tales, fairy lights, Fairy Liquid, fairy cakes, Eccles cakes, myth, moths, maths, magic, tragedy, comedy, dromedaries, murder, larders, Ladas, mystery, mayhem, molluscs, Moorcock, May Day, mangoes, bongos, drongoes, bingo, Ringo, Pingu, Ringu, Christmas Day, New Year's Day, Doris Day, Marvin Gaye, Marvin the paranoid android, Brookside Close, Ramsay Street, Coronation Street, Albert Square, Scarlet Street, Dead End Street, chickenpox, the Equinox, parallelograms, rhomboids, androids, asteroids, The Good Life, the Next Life, pomegranates, raisins, grapes, currants, blackcurrants, figs, waves, granite, marble, marbles, maples, staples, fables, stables, sofas, eggs, pegs, legs, dregs, moons and supermoons, sodas, sausages, eggs, whisky, broth, Bath, baths, Garth Marenghi, Garth Brooks, Garth Crooks, Bruno Brookes, Bruno Mars, Mars Bars, wine bars, flip-flops, flim-flam, flapjacks, backpacks, see-saws, jigsaws, dominoes, draft excluders, blockheads, blackheads, dunderheads, deadheads, webheads, flowerpots, Bill and Ben, Ben and Jerry, Tom and Jerry, flour pots, bread bins, bin bags, body bags, body horror, shoddy horror, doggy bags, bean bags, coal sacks, cola, cocoa, dodos, Dido, Soho, Solo, silos, windows, day-glo, glue, Gloy, Bostik, pancakes, Eccles cakes, Bakewell Tarts, Fabulous Wealthy Tarts, Mr Kipling, Rudyard Kipling, pizzas, pastas, pastors, baking soda, sci-fi, Wi-Fi, Hi-Fi, sewage, saunas, suet, Tomorrow People, Forever People, Party People, Sheila Steafel, steeples, Silurians, Sontarans, Sea Devils, sins, suns, sans, sense, sludge, slumps, sumps, sunshine, slime, soup, sandwiches, servants, Sultanas, Santana, Sultans, grapes, grappling or sandcastles.

On the other hand, it might not.

We can only await, with keen anticipation, the first comment that arrives beneath this very post...

Sunday, 23 October 2022

October 1982 - Marvel UK monthlies, 40 years ago this month.

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As you know, one of the most popular features on this site is when I declare it to be the fortieth anniversary of the introduction of the compact disc. I must have done it at least a dozen times and have no doubt I'll be doing it on even more occasions to come. Surely, no piece of technology can have been introduced to the world on quite so many separate occasions.

However, it's alright owning a compact disc but, at some point, you need to have something to play it on. And the good news is that in October 1981 we did have something to play it on because Sony was, at that very moment, launching the first consumer compact disc player.

That was brand spanking new but something far older was also making the news.

That was the Mary Rose, flagship of Henry VIII, which famously sank in 1545. It was making headlines all of a sudden because what was left of it was raised from the Solent, in a big metal cradle that some of us can never forget.

Rather more sombrely, it was also the month of the Luzhniki Stadium disaster during a UEFA Cup match between Spartak Moscow and HFC Haarlem, at which 66 people died in a crush.

Also in Eastern Europe, the Polish government banned the Solidarity trade union after having already suspended it in December 1981. Who could have known, back then, the sequence of events that act would lead to?

On the UK singles chart, October began with Musical Youth's Pass the Dutchie at Number One but, by the second half of the month, that had been dethroned by Do You Really Want to Hurt Me? the song that had introduced Culture Club to the world and made gender-bending quite the fashionable pursuit.

Slightly less pretty than Culture Club were Dire Straits but they didn't care. The compact disc player had been introduced and now nothing could stop them.

Thus it was that they spent the bulk of that month at Number One on the UK album chart, thanks to their new LP Love Over Gold. However, the juggernaut that was Fame soon reasserted itself, as Kids from Fame by the Kids from Fame reclaimed the top spot as the month reached its ending.

Marvel Superheroes #390, the Avengers

From what that cover's claiming, it seems the Avengers must face an assault on a Mind Cage!

Or perhaps they're the ones doing the assaulting.

Is this the story in which the Wasp discovers a psychiatric hospital's secretly a front for the Taskmaster's operation? And is this the Taskmaster's first appearance?

What isn't making its first appearance is the mag's insistence that I tell it the Fruit Gum Secret.

I refuse to tell it.

We're also presented with a four-page gallery of Spider-Man's Most Famous Foes.

Meanwhile, in his strip, Iron Fist's been framed by Chaka for the murder of assistant DA Bill Hao. Meaning Misty and Colleen must try and clear his name.

Finally, Night Raven gets four pages of, no doubt, thrilling adventure from Alan Moore and Mick Austin.

Doctor Who Magazine #69, Peter Davison

What a delightful cover. I do believe it references Black Orchid which, as we all know, was the last Doctor Who "Historical" to not feature any aliens.

Apart from the Doctor and Nyssa, of course.

There's also a look back at Curse of Peladon and Genesis of the Daleks, as well as an interview with the show's script editor Eric Saward.

For those who demand there be comic strips in their Marvel mags, we're presented with the latest installment of the tale the world knows as Stars Fell On Stockbridge.

Blake's 7 #13

That was Doctor Who but what of his stablemates Blake's 7?

Tragically, I can only share that the magazine devoted to them is still going. The exact contents of this month's publication are difficult to unearth, however.

Marvel Madhouse #17

I do believe Marvel Madhouse hits its last-ever issue.

And does so by introducing Howard the Duck to the Incredible Cookie Creature.

Star Wars Monthly #162

It's an intense cover, and no mistaking.

Slightly undermined by yet another demand to know if we know about fruit gums.

Still, at least Luke's the colour of a fruit gum on that cover. So, I suppose that's appropriate.

From what I can gather, in this issue's main tale - Pariah - we can read of the torment in Luke's mind.

It's probably his lack of fruit gums that's setting him off.

Elsewhere, Rom's still battling the Dire Wraiths.

And we conclude the issue with a tale entitled I Saw a Martian, as brought to us by Lee and  Ditko.

The Savage Sword of Conan #60

Perhaps to no one's surprise, Marvel UK's longest-running monthly makes the most of the new Arnie movie, in order to drive up sales.

To be honest, that's all I can say, as I'm otherwise uncertain as to the contents of this month's issue.

Rampage Monthly #52, the X-Men vs the Hellfire Club

Unless I miss my ever-loving guess, the X-Men are having their climactic battle with the Hellfire Club. The one which finally unleashes the full force of the Dark Phoenix.

When it comes to the Thing's strip, I do believe Benjy's teaming up with Triton and Stingray to thwart the schemes of the Serpent Squad, as regards the Serpent Crown.

As if that's not enough for any reader, we also get a history of comics, written by Frank Plowright.

And, for some reason, we get Steve Ditko pin-ups of the Enforcers and Kraven the Hunter.

Monster Monthly #7, Conan

Monster Monthly hits its penultimate issue.

And does so by also trying to cash in on the Arnie Conan movie.

But man cannot live by Conan alone. And, so, we get a look at Hammer's Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell, and there's a poster for The Mummy's Ghost, a film I cannot claim to have ever heard of. 

We also get an installment from Marvel's Frankenstein strip, as brought to us by Doug Moench and Val Mayerik.

Elsewhere, Steve Moore looks at Chinese mythological beings and there's a profile of actor Tod Slaughter.

Starburst #50

Starburst hits its fiftieth issue - and does so by reviewing Blade Runner, Poltergeist and The Thing.

I do remember The Thing getting terrible reviews upon first release. Will Starburst get it just as wrong as all the other critics did?

There's also a look back at some of the films whose impending production's been heralded in previous issues of Starburst but which never went on to see the light of day.

Thursday, 20 October 2022

October 21st 1972 - Marvel UK, 50 years ago this week.

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This week in 1972 saw no global events that catch my eye. Nor was there any change at the top of the UK singles or album charts. I shall, therefore, fling myself directly into my look at just what Marvel UK was up to at the time.

The Mighty World of Marvel #3

It's a magnetic nightmare for the world, as the Hulk stumbles across The Terror of the Toad Men when the amphibious aliens kidnap his human alter-ego.

Little do they know they've bitten off more than they can chew. And it's no time at all before the brute's planning to steal their weapons and use them for his own purposes!

Speaking of aliens, the Fantastic Four are also bothered by extra-terrestrials. Thanks to this, they must survive their first-ever encounter with the Skrulls from Outer Space!

No aliens for Spider-Man to contend with.

Yet.

But he does have to worry about space-related matters, as he's still in the process of rescuing all-American astronaut John Jameson from his malfunctioning space capsule.

But there's more.

We're also given a one-page feature about Peter Parker's house, and a single-page feature that shows us the Inside of the Baxter Building. The latter of those two features seems an odd thing to publish at this stage, as the FF in Mighty World of Marvel have yet to establish the Baxter Building as their base.

But who cares about that?

Not me!

I'm too busy having fun with the stickers I'm told come free with this issue!

Tuesday, 18 October 2022

Speak Your Brain! Part XXXIX. Self-Service checkouts.

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The Steve Does Comics Megaphone
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Time has again dragged a month into its second half.

And we all know what happens in the second half of any month.

Freedom of speech breaks out in a way that can only be labelled unpredictable.

That's right. It's the return of the feature in which the first person to comment gets to pick the topic of the day!

But what is that topic?

Peradventure, it might involve art, films, flans, plans, books, bagels, cooks, nooks, crooks, ducks, drakes, pixies, rocks, socks, blocks, music, mucous, fairy tales, fairy lights, Fairy Liquid, fairy cakes, Eccles cakes, myth, moths, maths, magic, tragedy, comedy, dromedaries, murder, larders, Ladas, mystery, mayhem, molluscs, Moorcock, May Day, mangoes, bongos, drongoes, bingo, Ringo, Pingu, Ringu, Christmas Day, New Year's Day, Doris Day, Marvin Gaye, Marvin the paranoid android, Brookside Close, Ramsay Street, Coronation Street, Albert Square, Scarlet Street, Dead End Street, chickenpox, the Equinox, parallelograms, rhomboids, androids, asteroids, The Good Life, the Next Life, pomegranates, raisins, grapes, currants, blackcurrants, figs, waves, granite, marble, marbles, maples, staples, fables, stables, sofas, eggs, pegs, legs, dregs, moons and supermoons, sodas, sausages, eggs, whisky, broth, Bath, baths, Garth Marenghi, Garth Brooks, Garth Crooks, Bruno Brookes, Bruno Mars, Mars Bars, wine bars, flip-flops, flim-flam, flapjacks, backpacks, see-saws, jigsaws, dominoes, draft excluders, blockheads, blackheads, dunderheads, deadheads, webheads, flowerpots, Bill and Ben, Ben and Jerry, Tom and Jerry, flour pots, bread bins, bin bags, body bags, body horror, shoddy horror, doggy bags, bean bags, coal sacks, cola, cocoa, dodos, Dido, Soho, Solo, silos, windows, day-glo, glue, Gloy, Bostik, pancakes, pizzas, pastas, pastors, baking soda, sci-fi, Wi-Fi, Hi-Fi, sewage, saunas, suet, Tomorrow People, Forever People, Party People, Sheila Steafel, steeples, Silurians, Sontarans, Sea Devils, sins, suns, sans, sense, sludge, slumps, sumps, sunshine, slime, soup, sandwiches, servants, Sultanas, Santana, Sultans, grapes, grappling or sandcastles.

Peradventure, it might not.

Just as there's no way of knowing who'll be running Britain next month, there's no way of knowing which way this thread will go. So, make sure to get in there, fast, with your suggestion, before someone beats you to it.

Sunday, 16 October 2022

2000 AD - September 1984.

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September 1984 wasn't much fun if you weren't a Stevie Wonder fan.

That's because his not-exactly short hit I Just Called to Say I Love You spent the entire month at Number One on the UK singles chart. In fact, it would go on to spend six weeks, in total, at the summit.

Meanwhile, on the British album chart, Now That's What I Call Music 3 by Various Artists threatened to maintain an equivalent stranglehold.

But, in the month's very last week, it was finally dislodged by the arrival of David Bowie's new LP Tonight - an album I've no recollection of ever having heard of. It would appear, if Wikipedia's to be believed, that it isn't what could be called a fan favourite.

In the real world, that month, the space shuttle Discovery touched down at Edwards Air Force Base in California, thus completing its maiden voyage.

While, several thousand miles away, the UK and the People's Republic of China signed the initial agreement to return Hong Kong to its neighbour, in 1997.

In the cinemas, there weren't too many releases of note but that September did see the unleashing of Amadeus upon the world's big screens. I was going to say it's the film that made a star of Robert Downey Junior but it turns out he wasn't in it. It starred Tom Hulce.

But what of the galaxy's greatest comic?

As far as I can make out, it was still serving us a diet of Strontium Dog, The Ballad of Halo Jones, Judge Dredd, Rogue Trooper, Ace Trucking Co and Tharg's Future-Shocks. So, no great surprises there.

However, I must report that I've just been struck with the realisation that the briefly famous late 1980s band Halo James must have been named after Halo Jones.

And it turns out they were.

Then I wondered if Jesus Jones were also named in honour of Halo Jones.

And it turned out they weren't.

Even though they always looked and sounded like they'd read too much 2000 AD.

2000 AD #381, Johnny Alpha

2000 AD #382, Judge Dredd

2000 AD #383, Ace Garp

2000 AD #384, Judge Dredd

2000 AD #385, Strontium Dog

Thursday, 13 October 2022

October 14th 1972 - Marvel UK, 50 years ago this week.

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Who doesn't love a good dose of poetry?

I don't.

Because I'm a Philistine. 

However, even I know who Sir John Betjeman was and, thanks to Wikipedia, I know this was the week, fifty years ago, in which his reign as Poet Laureate began.

I do believe the works of Sir John Betjeman were a huge influence on the lyrics of the band Lieutenant Pigeon. How appropriate, then, that in the very week he attained Laureate status, that band was at Number One on the UK singles chart, with its platter that mattered Mouldy Old Dough.

Over on the UK album chart, however, it was 20 All-Time Greats of The '50s by Various Artists that held sway.

Among the tracks I approved of on that week's singles chart were:

In a Broken Dream - Python Lee Jackson

Mama Weer All Crazee Now - Slade

Back Stabbers - the O'jays

The Guitar Man - Bread

Virginia Plain - Roxy Music

You Wear It Well - Rod Stewart

America - Simon and Garfunkel

House of The Rising Sun  - the Animals

Sugar Me - Lynsey De Paul

All the Young Dudes - Mott the Hoople

and 

Layla - Derek and The Dominoes.

Should you wish to investigate the matter further, that week's UK singles chart can be found here.

While the corresponding album chart is located here.

Mighty World of Marvel #2

Look out, world, because the country's newest and mightiest comic's back for its second issue!

And we're honoured indeed, as no less a talent than Judo Jim Starlin delivers the front cover.

Granted, this is before Jim becomes the superstar we'll all know and love, and he's clearly still finding his feet but it's always exciting to see him involved in a project.

As for the Hulk, barely does he have the time to get his bearings and threaten Rick Jones and Betty Ross than he's kidnapped by the Gargoyle who promptly betrays Russia for the chance to be a normal man again.

Interestingly, it would appear that Nikita Khrushchev's portrait in this reprint is given a moustache in an attempt to hide his identity from the reader. All part of Marvel UK's attempts to eradicate the Red Menace angle that was so prevalent in early 1960s Marvel stories.

Elsewhere, the Fantastic Four don't have to worry about commies. They're too busy having their first meeting with the Mole Man who's been stealing the Earth's nuclear power plants.

And, finally, Spider-Man saves astronaut John Jameson from certain death but discovers that even that will earn him no gratitude from the man's father, a newspaper publisher called J Jonah Jameson.

And, of course, we get another coupon towards the mystery free gift that we can send off for at some point.

Tuesday, 11 October 2022

The Marvel Lucky Bag - October 1982.

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In October 1982, a legend was born, as John Rambo made his big screen debut, thanks to the movie First Blood.

I must confess that, forty years later, I've still not got round to watching that film. I have, however, seen Halloween III: Season of the Witch on multiple occasions and approve of it. And the first time I would have had the chance to approve of it was way back then because that's when it came out.

Then again, I suppose it would be a shock if a film about Halloween hadn't come out in October.

The Incredible Hulk Annual #11

The Hulk gets his eleventh annual and does it with The Day the Earth Turned Green in which the Leader gets a sample of Bruce Banner's irradiated blood and uses it to make the inhabitants of New York ill.

Can the Hulk, Spider-Man and Avengers foil the cranially extravagant villain?

But there's more on offer than even that because we also get a Doc Samson adventure in which the super-powered psychiatrist figures out a way to touch the untouchable Unus.

Micronauts #46

To the surprise of some of us, the Micronauts' comic's still going strong and, this month, it's doing so with a striking cover from Ed Hannigan and Al Milgrom.

Moon Knight #24

From a striking cover to a stylish cover. This time, by Bill Sienkiewicz.

Inside the book, Scarlet launches a one-woman war on the mob but Moon Knight can't decide on whether he wants to stop her or not.

Marvel Two-in-One Annual #7

If the Hulk can have an annual, so can the Thing and he's clearly got his work cut out for him in this one, as someone called The Champion challenges Earth's mightiest heroes to an intergalactic boxing match.

I predict the Thing'll win that match.

Mostly because it's his comic.

Marvel Graphic Novel #3 - Dreadstar

Jim Starlin's Dreadstar hits our spinner racks and makes me suddenly realise I don't know anything at all about Dreadstar other than his links with Jim Starlin.

Annie #1, Marvel Comics

The 1980s' greatest musical gets the Marvel treatment and I, for one, can't wait to hear all those songs and...

Ah.

Yes, it's that moment when I point out the sheer illogicality of doing a comic book adaptation of a musical, bearing in mind that comic pages don't have tunes.

Blade Runner #1

No doubt, hoping Blade Runner will have the same effect on its fortunes that Star Wars did, Marvel presents its take on the Ridley Scott film.

I can't comment on whether it does the movie justice, as I've never seen the film.

Then again, I've also never read the comic adaptation either.

Conan the Barbarian Movie Special #1

Marvel's clearly gone film crazy, as, this month, we also get an adaptation of the Conan flick that's doing the rounds.

This one's brought to us by John Buscema and Michael Fleisher.

Yes, the Michael Fleisher who gave the world Ironjaw! I can't wait to see what he does with Conan.

Sunday, 9 October 2022

Forty years ago today - October 1982.

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Another month has gone past.

And the strange thing is that, forty years ago this month, another month had also gone past. With coincidences like that, it can only be a sign from the gods that I have to look at what Marvel was publishing with a cover date of October 1982.

And who am I to defy the comic book gods?

Conan the Barbarian #139

Speaking of gods, it looks like everyone's favourite barbarian's up against another of those snake-god monster thingies he encounters on a regular basis.

Sadly, that's all the information I can impart about this issue, other than that it's the product of Bruce Jones and Val Mayerik.

Captain America #274, Baron Strucker

Cap and the creaky Howlers invade Hydra Island, in order to rescue Happy Sam from Baron Strucker.

Sadly, that effort turns out to be for naught and Sam gives his life to thwart Strucker's attempts to use a B-52 for nefarious purposes.

By a B-52, I mean the bomber, of course. Not a band member of the B-52's.

I can officially confirm that no members of the B-52's were harmed during the making of this comic.

Daredevil #187

Now it's trouble for Daredevil, as his strengths become his weaknesses and his super-senses go out of control.

Fortunately, there's always Stick to give him advice on such things.

Not so fortunately, the Black Widow's fatally poisoned during her latest mission for SHIELD. Can this be the end for the rascally Russian?

Fantastic Four #247, Dr Doom

What is this madness?

Can Marvel's finest family really be in league with Dr Doom?

Yes, they can, as they battle to help him regain control of his kingdom.

The Incredible Hulk #276, the return of the U-Foes

The Hulk's got a fight on his hands too - because the U-Foes are back and out for revenge!

But, of course, they haven't reckoned with their enemy's new, improved intellect.

I do believe Betty Ross, Rick Jones and Bereet are also contained within this tale and I have no doubt they prove invaluable to our hero in his battle.

Thor #324

Graviton's back from wherever he's been and is out to get himself a girlfriend.

Speaking of which, I've a feeling that much of this issue is taken up with the Wasp getting to know Don Blake.

Iron Man #163

Some bounder's launching explosive attacks on Stark Industries.

But could that villain also be responsible for the menacing robots known as The Chessmen?

I'm sure he or she can but I can't recall just who he or she is.

The Uncanny X-Men #162

Wolverine must single-handedly defeat the Brood in a tale I remember as being somewhat confusing, with Wolvie not really speaking or thinking like himself.

The Avengers #224

Now it's all starting to kick off.

Scott Lang tries to break Yellowjacket out of the cell he's being held in for the crimes Egghead trapped him into committing.

However, Hank's determined to do the right thing and not escape.

But then he finds out Jan's carrying-on with Tony Stark.

Under the burden of such news, can it be long before Hank breaks out and unleashes the full fury of his awesome powers?

The Spectacular Spider-Man #71

This is a very odd issue, basically a debate between Peter Parker, J Jonah Jameson and Joe Robertson about America's gun laws and just what firearms should and shouldn't be legal.

The Amazing Spider-Man #233, the Tarantula

But who needs firearms?

Only losers do!

Winners only need a pair of shoes, in order to spread terror.

It's true! The Tarantula's back!

The trouble is I can't remember what he actually gets up to.

Then again, judging by that cover, it seems he doesn't have the chance to get up to anything.