February 7th, 1976 - Marvel UK, 50 years ago this week.

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It was time to get your skates on, if you were living on the planet Earth, fifty years ago, this week. Because that was when the Innsbruck Winter Olympics got underway. 

Less pleasingly, on the same day, an earthquake hit Guatemala and Honduras with a maximum Mercalli intensity of IX, leaving 23,000 dead and 76,000 injured.

Meanwhile in Blighty, the Queen opened the National Exhibition Centre in Birmingham.

But what of the music scene?

ABBA were still top of the pops on the UK singles chart, thanks to Mamma Mia, while The Best of Slim Whitman reached the summit of the corresponding LP rankings.

Spider-Man's still trying to sort out Flash Thompson's problems - with the aid of Dr Strange - after Vietnamese monks have mistakenly blamed him for the death of their high priest, during his military service.

Iron Man's still up against the Gladiator and the Maggia.

And Thor's wrapping up his battle with Crypto-Man. A feat that I believe is achieved with the aid of an act of self-sacrifice by its creator.

Holy crap!

Conan's teaming up with the Avengers! 

Then again, I suspect he's not. 

Despite the impression created by that cover, I suspect he may still, after all these weeks, be battling against those seven wizards who keep giving him so much bother.

As for the Avengers, I do believe they're trying to assist Red Wolf in his bid to prevent ruthless business tycoon Cornelius Van Lunt from taking over his people's land.

And Iron Fist's confronting the Menace of the Monstroid, a robot in need of a good punching.

Things get ever more complex, as Bruce Banner uses the technology of the extinct Bird-People to cure Betty of her tendency to turn into the Harpy, while trying not to get mashed by the Bi-Beast and having to fend off the attack of MODOK.

There's only one way out of this.

A plunge from a great height!

Speaking of that. What's this? Matt Murdock has died in a plane crash?

Well, that's what Foggy and Karen think but I suspect they may be wrong.

Especially as Daredevil's clearly still alive and well.

And the Fantastic Four and Wyatt Wingfoot's tribe manage to destroy the threat that is Tomazooma the living totem pole!

Things progress in Conquest of the Planet of the Apes when Caesar gets sold to the governor's aide but soon starts to arouse suspicions...

As for Ka-Zar, in his strip, he pursues the fleeing Gemini, even when the villain takes off in a jump jet but, upon landing, discovers his foe's been working for the Plunderer who's teamed up with none other than the gigantic Gog!

Meanwhile, the Black Panther and his forces invade the home village of Erik Killmonger.

Here's a thing.

A Dracula tale called Singleton Must Die!

That seems a bit harsh. I mean, she's no John Noakes but she's doing her best.

Elsewhere, Jack Russell's still being bothered by Dr Glitternight.

But he's got a lot more than that on his plate because, at the tale's climax, his sister Lissa turns into a werewolf demon hybrid monster thing!

And I do believe the Man-Thing's up against someone called Thog.

I dread to think what the vicar's reaction was when he was told that's what he had to christen him.

As we can tell from that cover, the Banshee makes his ear-splitting debut in this week's X-Men.

And if that's not enough to worry about, the team also have to deal with the Mimic and the Ogre!

In the Sub-Mariner's strip, Warlord Krang's flooded New York and managed to get himself and Lady Dorma captured by the US military.

Nick Fury and SHIELD are up to something that's beyond my knowledge.

And, then, Captain America and Fury must thwart a robot created by Them. An organisation otherwise known as AIM.

Captain Marvel, meanwhile, must tackle the Psyche-Magnitron when he bids to rescue Carol Danvers from the clutches of Yon-Rogg!

Somewhat bizarrely, this week, the Thing gets so upset that the Man-Thing has stolen his name that he heads off to the swamps to teach it a lesson.

Seriously.

And, somehow, this brings him into conflict with the Molecule Man.

Then, we get the Black Knight in sensational solo action, as Dane Whitman does something or other in his castle.

And, finally, Giant-Man and the Wasp must take on the massive Colossus who's been terrorising an African village.

I'm going to predict, right now, that Colossus turns out to be a communist robot.

The Marvel Lucky Bag - February 1976.

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Movies. You can't beat them!

So, that in mind, what were we failing to defeat in our local cinemas in February 1976?

I can sensationally announce it was the month that gave us such classics as Taxi Driver.

And, erm, nothing else.

Granted there were other films released, that month but, as they included Next Stop, Greenwich Village, Hot Potato, Gable and Lombard, Jack and the Beanstalk, The Killing of a Chinese Bookie and Griffin and Phoenix, none of which I've ever even heard of, I'm going to go out on a limb and declare it wasn't the best month for any soul hoping to encounter motion picture greatness.

Then again, maybe I'm the only one who doesn't remember them.

Maybe everyone else does?

Is this the end for the golden boy of comics?

It would seem not, as his book will continue for another four issues after this one.

But it is his death.

And one that sees the whole Magus thing get wrapped up, with metaphysical somesuch and a visit from the In-Betweener.

In the same month that Hellcat makes her debut in The Avengers, the woman whose costume she's pilfered just happens to get her own series, and I find it hard to believe that's coincidence.

Tragically, however, I can shed no light upon what actually occurs in this, "Pulse-pounding premiere."

Look out, demons of this world because America's attempt to do Worzel Gummidge gets a one-off adventure that I believe was originally intended to appear in his very own comic! A comic that never actually appeared.

I know little of what transpires in this one but I do know it's called Death Waters of the River Styx which does feel a bit like tautology.

I don't know what they've put in Chris Claremont's coffee, this month but, just as in the X-Men's mag, an airport finds itself getting wrecked by those with super-powers.

This time, it's Heathrow in the firing line when Danny and Misty show up and immediately get into a scrap with the Ravager.

But who is the mystery villain, why does he have to wear all that armour and will Misty's bionic arm ever recover from the encounter?

Dr Strange proves that anything Adam Warlock can do, he can do better, by managing to look even more dead on his front cover than Adam does.

As for how this situation arose, it seems our hero confronts the Ancient One and the masked Dr Strange while Earth, in the grip of madness, gets destroyed!

Blimey.

A hero like no other makes his size-shattering debut!

Well. All right. He's just like a bunch of other heroes. Mostly ones that are secret identities of Hank Pym. But, regardless, scientist Bill Foster lands himself work in a research team for Stark Industries.

But, soon, in his super-doer guise, he must investigate a series of radium robberies - and encounter the untrammelled terror of Atom-Smasher!

Can it be?

Can all our favourite Marvel monsters have teamed up to fight the forces of evil?

I'm struggling to tell you, as I don't think I've ever read it but I do know this epic is titled There's a Mountain on Sunset Boulevard!

Marvel's most extra-terrestrial pack of powerhouses are back - and in a series of their very own.

But it initially looks like they're not going to be getting much action. Following the defeat of the Badoon, all they want to do is return to everyday life.

However, they soon discover they're not cut out for humdrum normality.

And the lure of outer space is a-beckoning...

Fifty years ago today - February 1976.

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A wise man once said, "Time, time, time, see what's become of me."

I've no idea what's become of him.

But I do know what's become of time.

And that's because, like a veritable god, I have the power to bend time between my eyeballs.

And watch me do it, right now, as I fling us all back into the past and into the days when all problems in life could be solved by donning Spandex.

My razor-sharp senses tell me Hellcat makes her fearsome debut, this issue.

This is indeed good news but I am interested by the cover's claim that we wanted her.

I don't remember ever wanting her.

That is, I don't remember ever thinking, "If only the half-forgotten Patsy Walker would find the Cat's old costume and become a crime-fighter, from out of nowhere."

I am, of course, perfectly happy that she's done it.

My razor-sharp senses also tell me that this issue features the origin of Bêlit.

I must confess I've totally forgotten what that origin was.

I'm guessing it may have all been somewhat in the Tarzan envelope but I could be wrong.

I've never read this one but, as far as I can make out, someone called William Taurey hopes to use the Madbomb and a mercenary Royalist army to destroy democracy in the United States and return the country to a state of aristocracy.

While he's at it, he also wants to visit vengeance upon Steve Rogers for being the descendant of the man who killed his ancestor.

It all makes perfect sense to me.

From what I recall of this one, Daredevil has problems with Voodoo in Central Park.

Including chicken sacrifice!

I first came into possession of this comic on a Sunday morning and, as I've said elsewhere on this site, I've never encountered a comic on a Sunday without liking it.

More importantly, I believe this was the first time I learned of the existence of that big arch in whatever city it is that the big arch is in.

As for what's going on inside, the Hulk and Thing have teamed up against everybody who wants to stop them.

But is prolonged exposure to the Hulk's radiation going to have a strange effect on Benjy?

The Hulk's still convinced that the Abomination is his best friend.

I fear he may be disappointed.

It looks like trouble for the mighty metal marvel when he has to take on the Red-Ghost and his Super-Apes.

I can't help feeling the Super-Apes should just ditch the Red Ghost and go off on their own. I'm not sure they truly need him.

As reprinted in the 1977 UK Spider-Man Annual, we get a strangely atypical tale of child kidnapping, unfulfilled professors and American college football.

Sadly, in order to make it fit it into that annual, great chunks of the story were excised - including half of the all-important Mary Jane college dance scene - meaning sections of the yarn made no sense.

Happily, I'm sure this comic doesn't suffer from those problems.

The Time-Twisters are still causing trouble in the age of Zarrko.

I do believe Jane Foster's wielding that blade, on the cover, because she's been possessed by the spirit of Sif.

Presumably, this means she'll wave a sword around a lot and go on about being a warrior born, without ever actually being any noticeable use in a fight.

Dave Cockrum's classic early run on the X-Men continues apace and I think this tale may have been the first time I encountered Erik the Red.

I also encountered an airport in it but I'd already encountered the concept of airports before.

Mostly in stories written by Chris Claremont.

Regardless, Havok and Polaris turn up and attack the X-Men, thanks to the manipulations of the aforementioned Erik.

Thus are the major heroes of the Marvel universe accounted for.

But what of that other company?

The one that fair rivals The House of Ideas itself? Just what shall we find if we encounter a random sampling of its mags that bear the same cover date?

If there's one thing you can never escape in the world of comics, it's war.

And so it is that Blitzkrieg #1 arrives to send our spinner racks into a spin.

And this one takes the bold - and some might think potentially foolhardy - step of seeing things through the eyes of the Axis powers.

We kick off the series with thrillers that bear such titles as The Enemy, The Huns and The Anteater; Dornier Night Fighter DO-335A.

Plus, we encounter a one-page Allan Asherman feature which appears to explain just why the decision was made to launch this mag.

1st Issue Special can always be relied on to surprise us and, this month, we encounter the Assassin who I know nothing of but, from that Mike Grell cover, does have a bit of a vibe of an Atlas/Seaboard character about him.

Anyway, I've no doubt it'll look good, as it's drawn by Frank and Nestor Redondo.

We also encounter a one-page Gerry Conway article The Story Behind the Story which, I'm assuming, gives us info about the creation of both strip and character.

The clown prince of crime has yet another escapade and I know nothing of it other than it's called The Joker Goes "Wilde"! and features something called The Royal Flush Gang.

Also, it's brought to us by Martin Pasko and Irv Novick.

Just four more issues remain for this mag.

Just when you thought the 1970s had thrown every sword and sorcery book at us they were ever going to throw at us, the Warlord gets his very own mag and does so with a tale called This Savage World.

Just how savage that world is, I cannot say, as I've never read this, nor indeed any other, Warlord adventure.

However, it would seem we're treated to the Introduction of Travis Morgan into Skartaris - and that Tara and Diemos are re-introduced.

I have no idea what any of that means.

Following that, we get a one-page feature in which Iron Mike Grell discusses the Hollow Earth Theory. Whether this discussion is on a par with Neal Adams' treatises on the Expanding Earth Theory, I cannot say.

January 31st, 1976 - Marvel UK, 50 years ago this week.

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Mamma Mia?

Here I go again?

You bet I do.

And, more importantly, so do ABBA because, this week in 1976, their single of that same name became their second UK chart topper, keeping Midge Ure's Slik off the top spot.

While that was going on, the adjacent LP listings saw The Best of Roy Orbison seize the crown from Queen as he ascended to the throne.

Now the Avengers are in trouble - because it looks like the Vision, Iron Man, Thor and Captain America are going to, somehow, have to overcome the unstoppable power of Red Wolf!

And his pet dog!

But, before that, Conan still seems to be having trouble with those seven wizards he's been having trouble with for ages.

However, none of the above is the big news of this issue.

The big news is that - because I demanded it - we're seeing the return of Iron Fist!

Admittedly, I don't remember demanding it but, now that he's here, I'm not going to complain about it.

Having said that, I don't actually know what he's up to but, whatever it is, I'm sure his flaming fist of fury's bound to get used at some point. I wonder if there's ever been an Iron Fist story in which he doesn't use his neon knuckles and manages to win just by using his martial arts skills? You know, like Shang-Chi routinely manages to do?

From that cover, I'm going to assess that our hero's still having to clean up the mess caused by whatever it was Flash Thompson was up to in Vietnam.

Not to worry, Spidey's got the help of Dr Strange!

Meanwhile, Iron Man continues to battle the Gladiator and his paymasters the Maggia.

And Thor must endure The Carnage of the Crypto-Man!

And let's all remember that Crypto can be very volatile.

I remember little of this tale - and of its antagonist - but can't help feeling it contains echoes of earlier adventures involving Thermal-Man and Replicus.

Ken Barr gives us a cover we'll never forget, as Conquest reaches its newest stage.

And I do believe we've reached the section of the movie in which Ricardo Montalbán is interrogated by the authorities.

I must confess I got all over-excited, for a moment, misreading the cover blurb as saying, "Apeslayer gone berserk!" Oh, the happy memories that brought back for me.

Meanwhile, a whole new challenge begins for Ka-Zar who, on SHIELD's Helicarrier, spots Gemini running off with the super-soldier serum and heads off in pursuit of him.

And, thanks to his fight with Baron Macabre, the Black Panther encounters King Cadaver and discovers Killmonger's been looting the official Wakandan armoury!

That's a very strange portrayal of the Bi-Beast. In fact, other than him having two faces, it bears no resemblance to him at all.

But, of course, what matters is what happens inside the book.

And what happens is Betty Ross abducts the Hulk and accidentally flies him to that floating city of dead bird-people once made famous by Red Raven!

And, now, they have to deal with the Bi-Beast and the forces of MODOK!

Far below that but still somewhat elevated, Daredevil continues to sit on a rooftop, reminiscing about his origin.

And he doesn't even mention Elektra!

Does the man have amnesia or something?

And comic book history's made when the Fantastic Four travel to Wyatt Wingfoot's ancestral home, in order to tackle the towering terror of Tomazooma the titanic totem pole!

But what a coincidence that we should get Red Wolf and Wyatt Wingfoot adventures in the same week.

And what of Marvel UK's newest publication?

The Mimic is back to, again, perplex the X-Men.

But, this time, the Puppet Master's lurking in the background!

And Daredevil's not the only one waxing nostalgic, this week, because Capt America too is in a retrospective frame of mind. In his time off, he remembers once meeting a mysterious young female Resistance leader in World War Two, and wonders what happened to her.

He is, however, unaware that, in the present, she still lives!

It's bad news for the leader of the Secret Empire because his plot to get the Sub-Mariner to kill the Hulk has failed so miserably that, now, it's he himself who faces demise at the hands of the brute.

And it's great news for music lovers everywhere, for this is the issue in which Rick Jones first gets up on stage and wows the world, with his vocal talent, thus landing a deal with impresario Mordecai P Boggs.

But there's to be no sweet music for Nick Fury and SHIELD, as the Fixer encounters Mentallo and the deadly duo agree to unite against the counter-espionage agency.

I do believe the Thing and Iron Man manage to polish off Thanos' Blood Brothers, before parting company.

Following that, I divine that we discover more of the origin of Bloodstone who, as we all know, was a prehistoric man who, by means I have no recollection of, became immortal and now dresses like a big game hunter.

And Giant-Man and the Wasp continue their battle with Spider-Man, before the power trio realise they need to join forces and bring to justice the true villain of the piece -- Egghead.

I don't know what's going on on that cover but I do know that, inside this thrill-packed issue, the world of politics enters the fray when Dracula threatens members of the UK Parliament.

What he threatens them with, I'm not sure but I suspect it won't be anything nice.

Following that, Jack Russell must confront The Darkness From Glitternight.

And the Man-Thing finds himself Where Worlds Collide. A tale of which I know nothing, other than that it's brought to us by Steve Gerber and Val Mayerik.

Speak Your Brain! Part 116.

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Image by Tumisu
from Pixabay

As UK readers will know, there was once a chocolate bar called a Topic. And its adverts boasted that it contained a hazelnut in every bite.

In fact, I once ate one and there were two hazelnuts in one of its bites. Needless to say, I sued and am now the richest man in Europe.

But there is a topic that contains nothing but pure, spun gold.

And that's the topic we're going to be discussing tonight.

Granted, I don't know what that topic will be, as it's up to you the Reader to decide upon that. But such is my level of faith in the users of the internet that I have no doubt my prediction of triumph shall be fulfilled.

Therefore, feel free to ask, in the comments section below, whatever question it is you feel needs answering.

And we shall see just what we shall see.

January 1986 - Marvel UK monthlies, 40 years ago this month.

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In January, 1986, the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded, just 73 seconds after takeoff, killing its crew of seven astronauts, including schoolteacher Christa McAuliffe.

In Britain, meanwhile, unemployment hit 3,204,900. A post-war high that represented 14.4% of the workforce.

It may have seemed, at that point, that the month had nothing going on but doom, gloom and depression.

However, there were some bright spots.

For instance, the United Kingdom and France announced plans for a Channel Tunnel, expected to open by the early 1990s.

And, in Australia, the Gateway Bridge opened in Brisbane, becoming the world's longest pre-stressed concrete free-cantilever bridge.

While, on an even lighter note, the game show Catchphrase was launched by ITV, hosted by Roy Walker along with the computer-generated Mr Chips.

Meanwhile, far out beyond our world, any minds immeasurably superior to ours would have seen the Voyager 2 space probe make its first encounter with Uranus. A fact about which I'm saying nothing.

But what of the art form that hath the power to tame the savage breast?

In the UK, any savage breasts that may have been on the rampage were being tamed by the Pet Shop Boys whose debut hit West End Girls sat proudly atop the singles chart. However, that soon had to make way for A-ha's The Sun Always Shines On TV. I did always feel that title made it clear A-ha had never seen any British television.

On the accompanying album chart, January arrived with Now That's What I Call Music! 6 at the summit before that was then deposed by the return to prominence of Dire Straits' Brothers in Arms.

There's clearly something special going on because this month's edition of the magazine dedicated to the universe's greatest interventionist has no fewer than eight extra colour pages!

Just what that special thing is, I have no idea.

However, as we can clearly see, this issue presents us with the 22nd Season Survey results, a brand new comic strip called Exodus and a look at alien worlds.

I'm assuming those are the alien worlds of Doctor Who but don't quote me on that.

Elsewhere, we encounter an Interview with Victor Pemberton, writer of Fury From the Deep.

And there's a feature titled Growing Up With the Doctor. 

Captain Britain's monthly mag penultimates but does it do so in style?

I'm not totally convinced it does, as this is the issue in which poor old Betsy Braddock is blinded by Slaymaster. A fact which, to be honest, is a development my delicate sensibilities could have done without.

Then, the Black Knight finds himself tangled up in Dawn of the Hellravens, as reprinted from 1979's Hulk Comic #3.

Next, there's A Dream of Night-Raven, reprinted from Hulk Comic #12.

And that's followed by a new five-page yarn titled Captain Granbretan.

And we complete the issue with a five-page Cherubim tale the world knows as Playgrounds and Parasites! Part 3.