Speak Your Brain! Part 128.

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It's clearly a very special month because, despite there only being 30 days in it, we've, somehow, managed to squeeze in three Speak Your Brains.

"But, Steverino," I hear you cry. "How are those who are new to this site meant to know what that even means?"

This is what it means.

It means it's the feature in which you - and only you - get to decide the topic of the day.

That topic could be about what's new or about what's old or about whatever the word is for something that's in between being old and new.

Therefore, feel free to make use of the comments section below, to register that topic. And then we shall discover just what the world makes of it.

The DC Lucky Bag - June 1976.

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Plans are of no use to a man like me. Like all men of destiny, I rely on random happenstance to guide me.

Therefore, let's see what appears when I spin the Steve Does Comic Wheel of Fate and see upon which DC comics that bear this month's cover date its untutored arrow settles.

Many times, as a child, did I see Jonah Hex comics on the spinner racks.

And many times did I see house ads for his book.

And, yet, strangely, in all that time, never once did I actually get round to buying an issue of his comic.

I suspect the lure of the Phantom Stranger, Spectre and Weird War Tales, sitting there, beside him, on those racks, always diverted my attention away from the gun-slinger.

Regardless, I do know that, in this thrilling epic, our hero's forced to contend with a rival bounty hunter who keeps stealing his captives, in order to claim the reward money for himself.

But forget all that. Whatever else happens, this is the big event of the month, when a brand new mag descends upon our favourite retailers.

And does so by creating a team consisting of DC's greatest villains - and Captain Boomerang.

Surely, no hero nor group of heroes, could hope to stand against such a gargantuan gaggle of gallivantingly galevolent galoots.

And it all happens when one of Manhunter's clones brings them all together under the auspices of a mysterious but wealthy benefactor.

But who could that benefactor be?

Could it be Lex Luthor?

Or Darkseid?

Because, let's face it, who else is it going to be?

But enough of such concerns. Karate Kid hits his second, thrilling issue. And, no doubt, hits a few wrongdoers, as well.

In fact, he probably hits Major Disaster who launches some sort of attack on the United Nations!

I don't know who he is but I'm not sure I'm impressed by any villain who wants to be known as Major Disaster.

Then again, maybe he's the mystery man behind the Secret Society of Super-Villains?

Jack Kirby may be long-gone but the last boy on Earth just keeps on lasting, thanks to the efforts of Gerry Conway and Chic Stone.

Which is a matter of curiosity to me, as I don't think I've ever seen anything pencilled by Stone. I know him purely as an inker.

As for what occurs within, it seems the trouble-finding teen seeks out someone called Mogul who may be to blame for recent attacks on him.

I've never read this one - and that cover does have a real Silver Age throwback feel to it - but I can sensationally reveal that the League is making some kind of effort to stop a bunch of natural disasters that turn out not to be so natural.

In fact, so not-natural are they that they're part of a plan to destroy the team!

It's the meeting that had to happen, as the Joker and Superman's arch-nemesis co-star in a tale called Luthor-- You're Driving Me Sane!

Not that I know what happens in it, beyond that it features a bunch of people called the Mountebank Malefactors.

From that name, I shall assume they are bad guys.

And that they are well-heeled.

June 23rd & 26th, 1976 - Marvel UK, 50 years ago this week.

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We're all wallowing in the highs and lows of the World Cup, right now, as our favourite countries battle it out to become champions of the globe.

But, this week in 1976, it was the European Championship that was on our minds. And its final was won by Czechoslovakia who beat West Germany 5–3 on penalties after the game ended 2–2.

This, of course, means the final was contested by two nations that no longer exist. Has that happened before or since in a major championship?

I cannot say.

Things were clearly looking up for those two countries but, in the land we know as Canada, the entire population was looking up, as the planet's tallest free-standing man-made structure, Toronto's CN Tower, opened its doors to the public.

Rising almost as high as that was the good old-fashioned British thermometer.

And that's because June 26th saw the UK heatwave hit 95 °F (35 °C).

Hot stuff indeed.

But what about other hot stuff?

The red hot hits on the red hot singles chart?

That week saw the Wurzels lose their Number One spot to the Real Thing and their latest platter You to Me Are Everything.

My main memory of the Real Thing is that their lead singer seemed to win Crufts every year and, thus, made a, presumably, goodly sum of money from advertising dog food.

Over on the accompanying album chart, there was no change, with ABBA's Greatest Hits retaining the pole position it had held for several weeks now.

Judging by that cover, Quicksilver's awesome tactic of defeating giant robots by bouncing off them and then landing on his backside proves somewhat futile, as the early stages of the Kree/Skrull War rumble on.

He should try that tactic he used against the Sentinels. The one that involved him running face-first into a wall and nearly killing himself in the process.

Granted, it wasn't the most repeatable of tactics but it did actually work.

And he found a wife because of it.

Someone else who might be on his way to finding a wife is the Vision who, while held captive by Ronan the Accuser, confesses his love to the Scarlet Witch!

When it comes to Conan, he and Red Sonja continue to be trapped in a tower with a brother and sister pair of sorcerers who want to have their wicked way with them.

However, the dashing duo do finally escape and the Sonj bashes our hero over the back of the head, with a rock, before riding off on a horse.

Shang-Chi, meanwhile, encounters a bunch of characters who are half-human and half-animal and being kept in cages, for reasons that elude me.

As we can see, the Thing's still fighting Torgo.

But he might not have to for much longer, as the rest of the Fantastic Four are on their way to liberate him from the clutches of gangster-inspired skrulls.

I can only hope they know the rules of fizzbin.

The Ghost Rider must contend with the menace of Snake Dance but it may all end badly for him because Sam Silvercloud's only gone and sabotaged his motorbike!

And there's bad news for Nick Fury. He's been captured by Hydra who want to use the Overkill Horn to detonate all the world's nuclear weapons!

Beneath the waves, Prince Namor must battle Attuma again. 

But, this time, the villain's wearing electrically-charged armour!

Bearing in mind that he's under water, I'm not sure that's a good idea.

On dry land, Steve Rogers has quit his role as Captain America and revealed his true identity to the whole wide world.

Needless to say, this is a terrible idea and it's not long before people are trying to replace him, kill him or lure him out of retirement.

It's the, "Long-awaited merger of Marvel's mightiest mags!" declares the cover.

But awaited by whom? I can't remember ever awaiting it.

In fact, it seems hard to believe that anyone was demanding a merger of Dracula Lives and Planet of the Apes. I can only assume I'm out of touch with the younger generation.

But what do we get in this new, improved comic?

We find Jason and Alexander still on the Planet of the Apes and encountering a thing called The Traveling Progress Show.

The Man-Thing's still having to put up with the antics of the Foolkiller - raising the obvious question of whether there's ever been a more annoying villain than that madman.

Dracula takes part in A Halloween Holocaust!! having been revived by his enemies to take on the menace of Dr Sun.

And Ka-Zar takes part in a yarn titled Terror of the Waves! which I think may be a tale of vengeance of the kind the Savage Land seemed to specialise in.

That's a better-drawn cover than we're used to from Mighty World of Marvel. Apparently, it's by Keith Pollard, which may well explain it.

I'm sure we all know Bruce Banner's sheltering in a remote mining town but things head south quickly when he discovers that local hero the Missing Link is becoming ever more radioactive and could explode at any inconvenient moment!

I suspect the Daredevil tale may contain Nighthawk's second Marvel UK appearance when the man without fear is quickly upstaged by the Batman-a-likes crime-thwarting antics.

But is the new hero in town the man he makes himself out to be?

Or is he only in it for the money?

The X-Men, meanwhile, attend Professor X's funeral and are surprised when Quicksilver shows up.

Here's a strange thing.

For some reason, while all other Marvel UK mags for this week have a cover date of June 23rd, Spidey's book boasts one for the 26th.

But things are about to get even stranger in Spider-Town when Mary Jane witnesses a murder and our hero comes up against a man pretending to be the Vulture.

I seem to recall that, not long after this tale, we get an impostor show up, pretending to be Mysterio.

And then Harry Osborn becomes a fake Green Goblin.

We can only conclude that writer Gerry Conway had a thing for ersatz super-villains.

Elsewhere, Iron Man's still fighting the Night Phantom.

And, then, we can only gasp as Power Man and the Thing encounter a scientist who must confess that I Created Braggadoom! The Mountain That Walked Like A Man!

Thor's still out to reach the bottom of the mystery over just who Infinity is and how he can have so much power.

And poor old Dr Strange must confront alternate versions of himself at the Dance of the Red Death.

Speak Your Brain! Part 127. Your Mount Rushmore of heroes!

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A wise man once said, "Silence is golden."

Admittedly, he wasn't being silent when he said it.

Such is the nightmare hypocrisy of mankind.

But there is a place in which silence is most definitely not golden.

And that is Speak Your Brain. The only feature on the internet [citation needed] in which you The Reader get to decide the topic of the day.

Bearing that in mind, make full use of that awesome responsibility and be sure to use the comments section below to register the subject matter of which you wish to speak.

2000 AD - May 1988.

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Politics will always be with us.

And it sometimes seems like some politicians will be too. For instance, May 1988 saw François Mitterrand, having already spent seven years as President of France, manage to get himself re-elected for another seven!

But some things were coming to an end. One of them being that, after more than eight years of fighting, the Soviet Army began its withdrawal from Afghanistan.

In other matters Soviet, the Moscow Summit involving Ronald Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev saw the finalisation of the Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty which made us slightly less likely to be annihilated.

And cinema? That magical place in whose bosom we can always escape the vicissitudes of reality? 

Unleashed upon the silver screen, that May, were such never-to-be-forgotten dramas as Dead Heat, Friday the 13th Part VII, Maniac Cop, Not of This Earth, Aria, Willow, Crocodile Dundee II, Rambo III and Killer Klowns From Outer Space.

How many of those have I seen? I think I've seen Maniac Cop, Willow and Crocodile Dundee II. I wish I could claim that any of them are timeless classics but I'm not totally convinced they are. I shall, therefore, have to go for Crocodile Dundee II as the Steve Does Comics Film of the Month.

And the galaxy's greatest comic?

It continued to provide us with The Journal of Luke Kirby, Judge Dredd, A.B.C. Warriors, Rogue Trooper and Strontium Dog.

However, some change was present, thanks to Prog 576's Return of Bad Company.

June 16th, 1976 - Marvel UK, 50 years ago this week.

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Come! Let us fling ourselves into the thing they call Yesteryear!

"Barbarism beyond belief!" claims the cover, clearly underestimating just how much barbarism I can believe in.

But this is the last issue I ever owned of Marvel UK's Avengers - and not too far off being the last issue ever published, as Conan and the Sonj find themselves prisoners of a pair of pervy sorcerers who live in a tower and can't wait to get their oats. All depicted by John Buscema and the Crusty Bunkers.

In a far colder clime, the Avengers find themselves confronting a Ronan the Accuser who's not only turned Hank Pym into a caveman but also managed to brainwash Goliath into helping the Kree Sentry battle the team.

And it seems Shang-Chi is caught up in The Night of the Ninjas!

This is it. The arrival of a tale mankind shall never forget!

Or at least it'll never forget the title because it's the debut of the yarn known as The Magick-Man's Last Gasp Purple Light Show.

And that means the return of Jason and Alexander. Not to mention Brutus.

Meanwhile, in the present, Ka-Zar's up to something or other. Possibly in his Conanesque phase.

And I do believe this is the issue in which Captain Marvel acquires his Cosmic Awareness, whatever that is.

But, hold on. If he has it, does that mean Rick Jones has it too?

Can it be?

Can Dracula have finally met his Waterloo?

Yes, it can.

But it's not the incorrigible Dr Sun to blame.

It's that far greater menace the world knows as "Circulation Decline." Which is ironic, as Dracula, presumably, doesn't even have any circulation.

Anyway, this is it. The last issue of Marvel UK's Dracula Lives. Next week, it shall survive only as a lodger in the company's Planet of the Apes mag.

However, there is one last hurrah for the lord of the vampires before he makes that manoeuvre, as Quincy Harker and friends resurrect him to defeat the aforementioned evil brain.

And, then, the Foolkiller thrills us all by revealing his origin, before deciding, rather foolishly, to take on the Man-Thing.

But here's a nightmare for us all. While Drac and Manny may be making the move to Planet of the Apes, the Son of Satan's making no such transfer.

And that's bad news because, this week, we receive the first part of his second adventure. The one in which we discover his origin and see just how he stole Satan's trident. But the book's cancellation means we shall never get to see the second part of that tale. Infernal curses indeed.

It's good news for all lovers of Antipodean antagonism when the kicking, clobbering, cobbering Kangaroo returns to use his awesome power of jumping about a bit, against Spider-Man.

You've got to hand it to him. He may be useless but he's an optimist.

Although I seem to remember his optimism not saving him from being incinerated at the end of this tale.

Then, we encounter The World Beyond! An episode which, I believe, sees the launch of an epic drama in which the mysterious Infinity gets to menace the universe. So great is his power that Odin himself sets off to tackle the fiend.

But will he ever return?

Following that, I do believe the Thing and Iron Man conclude their battle with an out-of-control Prester John.

But poor old Dr Strange. He doesn't have to worry about Infinity but he does have to worry about Eternity!

It's true. The galaxy-packed galoot appears above New York City and announces the end of the world!

And Iron Man has a new foe to survive when he confronts the might of the Night Phantom!

Hooray! The Missing Link is back!

A monster I've always had a soft spot for. Mostly because he's easy to draw.

Anyway, back on Earth, following his recent adventure on Counter-Earth, Bruce Banner finds himself befriended by a small mining town but soon discovers that one of its inhabitants is very large and pink...

When it comes to the X-Men, shock follows shock, as we're treated to The Death of Professor X. A man who's died more times than I've had hot dinners.

And that's at least five times.

It all happens when Grotesk decides to activate his earthquake generator.

That's followed by Part Two of the tale in which Cyclops and Professor X must tackle the Living Diamond. An event that leads to Scott agreeing to join the newly formed X-Men.

Elsewhere, Daredevil must tackle Mr Hyde, the Cobra and Jester in an abandoned theme park.

Hooray! Torgo makes his debut!

But that may not be good news for the Thing who must fight him to the death, to please the Skrulls.

But what's this? The other members of the Fantastic Four have found a Skrull spaceship and are on their way to rescue their orange colleague?

Back on Earth, the Ghost Rider's fighting Crash Simpson, in a bid to save Roxanne Simpson's life. 

Below the sea, the people of Atlantis have to endure another attack by Attuma, as they seek a new place to live.

Jim Steranko arrives on Nick Fury's strip, as the tussle for control of the Overkill Horn continues.

And the reader will, no doubt, be shocked, as, following a date with Sharon Carter, Captain America makes the bold decision to retire from crime-fighting!

Speak Your Brain! Part 126. The life and works of George Perez.

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Hark!

What is that sound?

Why, I do believe it's the sound of flags, cheering and booing.

It can only mean the World Cup of football is well and truly upon us.

But even more upon us is the return of a feature of such world class that it's practically been declared an event of protected national importance!

It's the no-holds-barred return of the feature in which you The Reader get to decide what is to be the day's topic of debate.

That topic may be that very World Cup itself or it could be something so unrelated to it that the human mind itself will have to bend itself back upon itself to achieve the necessary directional change. 

That is entirely up to you.

Therefore, feel free to get in there while the iron is hot and launch that topic. And we shall see just what is unleashed upon us all.