Tuesday 30 August 2022

Speak Your Brain! Part XXXVI. Of trios, troikas and triumvirates.

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As summer threatens to give way to autumn, another month approaches its close but this blog rumbles ever onwards.

And it does so by resurrecting the feature the whole internet's been talking about.

It's the one in which the first person to comment gets to pick the topic of the day!

But what could that topic be?

It could be art, films, flans, plans, books, bagels, cooks, nooks, crooks, ducks, drakes, pixies, rocks, music, mucous, fairy tales, fairy lights, Fairy Liquid, fairy cakes, Eccles cakes, myth, moths, maths, magic, tragedy, comedy, dromedaries, murder, larders, Ladas, mystery, mayhem, molluscs, Moorcock, May Day, mangoes, bongoes, drongoes, bingo, Ringo, Pingu, Ringu, Christmas Day, New Year's Day, Doris Day, Marvin Gaye, Brookside Close, Ramsay Street, Coronation Street, Albert Square, Scarlet Street, Dead End Street, the Equinox, parallelograms, rhomboids, androids, asteroids, pomegranates, granite, marble, marbles, maples, staples, fables, stables, sofas, eggs, pegs, legs, dregs, sodas, sausages, eggs, whisky, broth, Bath, baths, Garth Marenghi, Garth Brooks, Garth Crooks, Bruno Brookes, Bruno Mars, Mars Bars, wine bars, flip-flops, flim-flam, flapjacks, backpacks, see-saws, jigsaws, dominoes, draft excluders, blockheads, blackheads, dunderheads, deadheads, webheads, flowerpots, Bill and Ben, flour pots, bread bins, bin bags, body bags, body horror, shoddy horror, doggy bags, bean bags, coal sacks, cola, cocoa, dodos, Dido, Soho, Solo, silos, wondows, pancakes, pizzas, pastas, pastors, baking soda, sci-fi, Wi-Fi, Hi-Fi, sewage, saunas, suet, Tomorrow People, Forever People, Party People, Sheila Steafel, steeples, Silurians, Sontarans, Sea Devils, sins, suns, sans, sense, sludge, slumps, sumps, sunshine, slime, soup, sandwiches, servants, Sultanas, Santana, Sultans, grapes, grappling or sandcastles.

Or something else altogether.

Only you can decide.

Awesome indeed is the responsibility that hangs upon the head of the reader.

Sunday 28 August 2022

Incredible Hulk #1.

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Incredible Hulk #1, 1962
Holy smoke! What is this? I could have sworn I'd reviewed the first appearance of every great Silver Age Marvel Hero - and Ant-Man - but I've suddenly realised I've never cast a critical eye over the arrival of the Hulk.

Does my having forgotten to tackle it say something about the quality of the comic?

Or does it just say something about the quality of me?

Here's where we find out!

It's a great day for US atomic scientist Bruce Banner who's due to detonate his Gamma Bomb, a weapon that could destroy a continent and whose other possible effects he's not really too sure about. But, whatever, they are, he's about to find out.

Fortunately, his assistant - a communist saboteur cunningly hiding behind the name "Igor" - is there to try and talk him out of it, on the grounds that he could kill everybody.

Bruce, however, is having none of it. He's got a bomb to detonate and, by George, he's going to do it. He even points out to the Russian saboteur he's hired as his assistant that he doesn't make mistakes.

Incredible Hulk #1, Thunderbolt Ross
Fortunately, Bruce isn't the only one in an explodey mood because that's when his boss General Thunderbolt Ross barges in and demands he sets the thing off immediately because he's bored with waiting! 

It's a strange thing when a Red Menace story forces you to start siding with the communist.

But, sadly, for Bruce, there's something even worse than socialism on the loose.

And that's a teenager!

It's true. Rick Jones has decided it'll be top lulz to park his car in the middle of the test site and start playing his mouth organ.

Clearly no lover of music, Banner rushes to the scene to get Rick out of there but, just as he's doing so, Igor decides it's the perfect moment to set off the bomb and kill his superior.

Incredible Hulk #1, Bruce gets blasted
And that's the end for Bruce Banner.

Except it isn't - because, somehow, he survives and, that night, as he chats in his hospital cell, with Rick, he turns into a creature called the Hulk and starts to knock down walls before turning back into Bruce, the moment the sun returns.

But such a rampage cannot go unnoticed.

Incredible Hulk #1, The Hulk and Rick Jones
And so it is that, in an unnamed communist country, news of the Hulk has reached the ears of a huge-headed radiation-mutated genius called the Gargoyle who decides to fly to America to kidnap the brute.

By some unknown means, he lands his plane where the Hulk just happens to be and abducts both the monster and Rick Jones, taking them back to his homeland.

But, there, he starts crying and declares that he wishes he could be a normal man again.

Bruce responds by promising to use his knowledge of radiation to cure him and, having done so, flees the country, in a stolen rocket, while the man who'd been the Gargoyle blows up the facility where he works, to gain revenge upon his employers.

Incredible Hulk #1, The Gargoyle and Bruce Banner
And, with that, the first adventure of the Hulk is over!

Except it's not really, because the Hulk doesn't actually have an adventure. He's barely in the story and it's Bruce Banner who saves the day.

The thing that most leaps out at me is that this origin doesn't have the moral element of many of Marvel's Silver Age debuts. Bruce has been the architect of his own downfall - and completely irresponsible in creating a possibly continent-destroying bomb - but, at the tale's end, he doesn't show any indication of having learnt anything from it. There are no signs of him being a reformed character, of him grasping that his fate is his own fault, or even of him having decided he must use his powers for good.

When it comes to the bad guy, the Gargoyle's a fairly undeveloped villain who also barely appears and is quickly disposed of. Clearly, though, Stan and Jack liked his basic concept enough to return to it with the far more motivated Leader.

Incredible Hulk #1, The Gargoyle shall die as a man
However, despite the Gargoyle's throwaway nature, the basic theme of two men transformed by nuclear tests - one through his own foolishness, and the other through that of his government - where one gains release and the other's doomed to be trapped forever in his nightmare, displays a pleasing symmetry. Or at least it would if the Gargoyle featured more prominently in the tale.

But, of course, we can't ignore the elephant in the room. And that's skin colour. Famously, the jade giant isn't green in this story. He's grey.

Except on the splash page, where he's purple.

And page eight where he's flesh-coloured.

And page nine where he's red.

And page ten where he's yellow.

And page eighteen where he's green.

In fairness, he's not the only character who keeps changing colour. So does the Gargoyle which, I suppose, does serve to further highlight the parallels between the two characters.

It's easy to talk about 1960s Marvel as a creative whirlwind, flinging innovation at us from all directions but the truth is Lee and Kirby were beating deadlines by mostly recycling well-worn tropes and, here, the roots of the strip are clear, drawing heavily on such familiar characters as the Wolfman, Frankenstein and Dr Jekyll. The Hulk also has a clear debt to Marvel's own Thing whose early appearances in the Fantastic Four had him displaying similar anti-social tendencies. 

Incredible Hulk #1, Bruce Banner and Igor
Did we all see what Stan and Jack did there?
Banner is doomed to become the very thing he detests most.   
But the strongest influence is, surely, 1950s radiation movies. With its atom bombs, reckless scientists, lovestruck heroines, hip teenagers, Cold War politics, spies and blustering military types, it genuinely does feel like an adaptation of a 1950s movie that was never made. It really only deviates from that mode in its very final act where it suddenly moves off in its own direction entirely.

So, the exciting core concept of a scientist who turns into a destructive brute is set up.

But, then again, just how exciting is it?

As mentioned earlier, the Hulk barely appears in the tale, the human drama of Bruce Banner's torment and his conflicts and interactions with those around him clearly being of more interest to Lee and Kirby than the limited spectacle of a muscleman walking around bending things.

And, when it comes to resolutions, Banner solving things with his intellect is always going to be more compelling than the Hulk just smashing things.

At least, that's how it seems at this stage. Later stories would demonstrate just how much fun the Hulk solving problems by smashing them could be. But that would come later. Exactly how to handle the Hulk's strip is a thing the title's various writers and artists would struggle with for years to come.

Rather more promisingly, the concept of a teenage boy, a tortured scientist and a monster bound together by fate is a potentially compelling one, even if it rarely proved compelling in practice.

Incredible Hulk #1, Rick Jones is going with you

Thursday 25 August 2022

August 25th 1982 - Marvel UK, 40 years ago this week.

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It's exciting news for all fans of super-heroic magic! On this very evening in 1982, BBC One was showing the film Mandrake the Magician, starring Anthony Herrera as the man in question.

I must confess I was previously unaware of the existence of this movie and know little of Mandrake in general. Regardless, it sounds like the sort of thing I clearly need to be watching.

But can it possibly rival the awesome majesty of the Dr Strange TV movie of four years earlier?

The Incredible Hulk #22

And, speaking of the sorcerer supreme, I do believe he shows up in this comic. 

That's because the Hulk's been sent into the realm of the Nameless One where he has to defeat the monstrous Nightcrawler in order to rescue the trapped occultist.

But what role does Barbara Norriss play in all this?

Elsewhere, we get the chance to win a Spidey Sky Skimmer.

I'm going to guess, right now, that that's either a cardboard plane or a plastic, circular boomerang of the kind that was given away with a million and one comics back in the old days.

And, if that's not enough for us, there's the return of the Ghost Rider!

Although I'm not sure in what capacity.

Super Spider-Man TV Comic #494

That's an "interesting" cover. And what a brave new direction in style from Bill Sienkiewicz.

When it comes to the insides, as far as I can make out, Spider-Man and the Thing are up against knights in glowing armour.

Or, at least, Spider-Man is. Benjy's more interested in looking for Alicia than he is in actually fighting.

As with the Hulk comic, we can win a Spidey Sky Skimmer. 

But we also get to find out just how strong Spider-Man is.

And, because this is Spider-Man's book, the inside front cover features a reprint of the front cover to Incredible Hulk #119. The one on which Hulkie's being strangled, from behind, by Maximus the Mad.

Hanna Barbera's Scooby-Doo and His T.V. Friends #27

Once more, mystery engulfs the cover and contents of an issue of Hanna Barbera's Scooby-Doo and His T.V. Friends. This time, it's #27 that's fallen victim.

I'm sure, however, that plenty of supernaturally-based hoaxes are being foiled within.

Tuesday 23 August 2022

Speak Your Brain! Part XXXV. Who's the best Dracula?

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Free speech erupts once more, as we see the return of the feature that will not die.  

A stake through the heart, a silver bullet, the rising of the sun and even straight-out exorcism will not work. None of those things are enough to silence the feature in which the first person to comment gets to pick the topic of the day!

That topic could be art, films, flans, plans, books, bagels, cooks, nooks, crooks, ducks, drakes, pixies, rocks, music, mucous, fairy tales, fairy lights, Fairy Liquid, fairy cakes, Eccles cakes, myth, moths, maths, magic, tragedy, comedy, dromedaries, murder, larders, Ladas, mystery, mayhem, molluscs, Moorcock, May Day, mangoes, bongoes, drongoes, bingo, Ringo, Pingu, Ringu, Christmas Day, New Year's Day, Doris Day, Marvin Gaye, Doris Day, Brookside Close, Ramsay Street, Scarlet Street, Dead End Street, the Equinox, parallelograms, rhomboids, androids, asteroids, pomegranates, granite, marble, marbles, maples, staples, fables, stables, sofas, eggs, pegs, legs, dregs, sodas, sausages, eggs, whisky, broth, Bath, baths, Garth Marenghi, Garth Brooks, Garth Crooks, Bruno Brookes, Bruno Mars, Mars Bars, wine bars, flip-flops, flim-flam, flapjacks, backpacks, see-saws, jigsaws, dominoes, draft excluders, blockheads, blackheads, dunderheads, deadheads, webheads, flowerpots, Bill and Ben, flour pots, bread bins, bin bags, body bags, body horror, shoddy horror, doggy bags, bean bags, coal sacks, cola, cocoa, dodos, Dido, Soho, Solo, silos, wondows, pancakes, pizzas, pastas, pastors, baking soda, sci-fi, Wi-Fi, Hi-Fi, sewage, saunas, suet, Silurians, Sontarans, Sea Devils, sins, suns, sans, sense, sludge, slumps, sumps, sunshine, slime, soup, sandwiches, servants, Sultanas, Santana, Sultans, grapes, grappling or sandcastles.

Then again, it might not be.

It may be a topic no human being could possibly predict.

That depends entirely upon the whim of the reader.

Sunday 21 August 2022

2000 AD - July 1984.

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What was happening in July 1984?

After centuries of barely existing, women were suddenly everywhere!

Not only did Liechtenstein become the last country in Europe to grant women the right to vote but cosmonaut Svetlana Savitskaya became the first woman to perform a spacewalk, thanks to a mission in Salyut 7.

But men were making waves too, as 
FC Barcelona sold Argentinian footballer Diego Maradona to Italy's SSC Napoli for a then-world record fee of £6.9 million.

£6.9 million for a footballer? Truly the world had gone mad and it seemed certain we'd never see such an Earth-shattering sum be spent on a footballer ever again.

Speaking of sport, that month saw the Summer Olympics being held in Los Angeles, California.

But those not interested in physical activities could always take refuge in their local cinemas, with July witnessing the release of a whole slew of famous films, including The Last Starfighter, The Muppets Take Manhattan, Electric Dreams, The NeverEnding Story and Purple Rain.

I think The Last Starfighter and NeverEnding Story are the only ones of that bunch that I've ever seen but I must protest that NeverEnding Story did indeed end and that the cinema refused to give me my money back.

But I would be curious to see Electric Dreams, as, despite the fame of its theme tune, I don't have a clue what the movie itself is about.

Over on the UK singles chart, there was only one song that mattered.

That was Frankie's Two Tribes which spent the whole month at Number One. Such was its grip on the charts that even a sustained challenge from Neil the Hippy's Hole in My Shoe failed to dislodge it.

The British album chart was likewise dominated by just one record. And that was Bob Marley and the Wailers' Legend which spent that entire period atop the pile.

But something strange was afoot in the world of 2000 AD because, for some reason, July saw the publication of just one issue.

And that issue was Prog 376.

It contained the usual mix of Strontium Dog, Judge Dredd, Tharg's Future-Shocks, Rogue Trooper and D.R. & QuinchHowever, we did, it would appear, get a free comics offer which seems to have been produced in association with KP Skips.

But the real news was we saw the arrival of a brand new series, thanks to The Ballad of Halo Jones, Part 1, that tale of a 50th Century teenager just trying to get through a shopping trip.

As this was 1984 and it was a British comic, it was inevitable that it be written by Alan Moore. The pencils, however, were supplied by the redoubtable Ian Gibson

2000 AD #376, Halo Jones

Thursday 18 August 2022

August 18th 1982 - Marvel UK, 40 years ago this week.

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This week in 1982 was a great one for you if you were from Munich and liked to spread jam on your music storage medium before shoving it into the microwave and then flinging it violently at the floor, because it was the week in which the first compact discs were produced in Germany. Never again could we be forced to settle for hearing our favourite artists on the all-too fragile medium of vinyl.

No doubt, taking a keen interest in this development must have been Dexys Midnight Runners and the Kids From Fame who were still at Number One on the UK singles and album charts, respectively.

Super Spider-Man TV Comic #493

As far as I can make out, Spider-Man has to team up with the Thing, in order to tackle an outbreak of medieval-style sorcery.

For some reason, this issue reprints the front of She-Hulk #1 on its back cover and Incredible Hulk #159 on its inside front cover, even though it might have made more sense to do that in the Hulk's book.

Regardless, I can announce that this week delivers the final part of the Fantastic Four poster we've been diligently assembling.

The Incredible Hulk #21

This all feels a bit special. We're treated to a painted cover by Earl Norem, as originally published on the front of the American Hulk magazine #16.

However, the blurb lets us know the story contained within is not from that issue, as it features our hero vs the Absorbing Man.

Because this title mostly uses Herb Trimpe drawn tales, I shall, therefore, assume we're getting a reprint of Incredible Hulk #125 in which Bruce Banner boards a rocket, in order to blow up a comet, only for Crusher Creel to hitch a ride back to Earth on it.

But there's more. We also get the final part of the X-Men poster we've been diligently assembling over the past few weeks.

Hanna Barbera's Scooby-Doo and His T.V. Friends #26 (

Once more, mystery surrounds both the cover and contents of an issue of Hanna Barbera's Scooby-Doo and His TV Friends. This time, it's #26 that proves to be impenetrable to users of the internet.

Personally, I blame Old Man Simkins the janitor.

Tuesday 16 August 2022

Speak Your Brain! Part XXXIV. Forgotten TV shows and excellent inkers who are better known for their pencilling.

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Can it really, once more, be the second half of a month?

Too right it can!

And that means it's the return of the feature the internet has learned to fear!

The one in which the first person to comment gets to pick the topic of the day!

That topic could be art, films, flans, plans, books, bagels, cooks, nooks, crooks, ducks, drakes, pixies, rocks, music, mucous, fairy tales, fairy lights, Fairy Liquid, fairy cakes, Eccles cakes, myth, moths, maths, magic, tragedy, comedy, dromedaries, murder, larders, Ladas, mystery, mayhem, molluscs, Moorcock, May Day, mangoes, bongoes, drongoes, bingo, Ringo, Pingu, Ringu, Christmas Day, New Year's Day, Doris Day, Marvin Gaye, Doris Day, Brookside Close, Ramsay Street, Scarlet Street, Dead End Street, the Equinox, parallelograms, rhomboids, androids, asteroids, pomegranates, granite, marble, marbles, maples, staples, fables, stables, sofas, eggs, pegs, legs, dregs, sodas, sausages, eggs, whisky, broth, Bath, baths, Garth Marenghi, Garth Brooks, Garth Crooks, Bruno Brookes, Bruno Mars, Mars Bars, wine bars, flip-flops, flim-flam, flapjacks, backpacks, see-saws, jigsaws, dominoes, draft excluders, blockheads, dunderheads, deadheads, webheads, flowerpots, flour pots, bread bins, bin bags, body bags, body horror, shoddy horror, doggy bags, bean bags, coal sacks, cola, cocoa, dodos, Dido, Soho, Solo, silos, wondows, pancakes, pizzas, baking soda, sci-fi, Wi-Fi, Hi-Fi, sewage, saunas, suet, Silurians, Sontarans, Sea Devils, sins, suns, sans, sense, sludge, slumps, sumps, sunshine, slime, soup, sandwiches, Sultanas, Sultans, grapes, grappling or sandcastles.

Or it could be something else altogether.

Only you - and other readers - can decide.

Sunday 14 August 2022

The Marvel Lucky Bag - August 1982.

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Here's a question.

Of the following films released in August 1982, which would you be most willing to buy a ticket to see? Fast Times at Ridgemont HighFriday the 13th Part IIIAn Officer and a Gentleman or The Beastmaster?

Personally, I'd probably go for Fast Times at Ridgemont High, even though I don't know what it's about.

I'd choose that one because slasher movies do little for me, 1980s sword and sorcery movies definitely do nothing for me and, based purely on the theme tune and its attendant video, I really don't feel like I'd enjoy An Officer and a Gentleman. I am, however, pleased that it revived Joe Cocker's career.

Bizarre Adventures #32, Thor

That's a very appealing cover by Joe Jusko.

I can't reveal too much about this issue's contents because I don't know anything about them but I do know the Thor tale's called Sea of Destiny and that the book's 68 pages also contain non-Thor stories with such titles as Demon's Bridge, What Fools These Gods Shall Be! The Streak, The Prophet, G-D! and Let There Be Light.

I can shed no light upon whether The Streak bears any relation to the Ray Stevens single of the same name.

Ka-Zar the Savage #17

Given that I know nothing of what happens inside this one either, I've included it purely because that's a notably atypical Ka-Zar cover by Brent Anderson.

Marvel Graphic Novel #2 - Michael Moorcock's Elric The Dreaming City

My familiarity with Elric is limited entirely to his guest appearances in early issues of Conan the Barbarian but if I wanted a crash course in him, this looks like the place to get it, as we receive a 58-page tale in which he leads a fleet to the fabled city of Imrryr to rescue his love Cymoril and take revenge upon his cousin Yyrkoon.

Then again, just seeing those names has put me off reading it.

Regardless, it's all brought to us by the trustworthy talents of Roy Thomas and Craig Russell.

ROM #33

If I thought the Ka-Zar cover was atypical, that's nothing compared to this month's Rom offering.

Brought to us by Al Milgrom, it feels more like something that would have fronted one of those early-1970s DC mystery romance comics.

Anyway, it would appear that, inside the book, Rom rescues a blind girl from a coven of Wraiths who want to experiment on her.

What If? #34

This is a very strange one indeed. It seems to be composed entirely of single-panel takes that ask a million and one questions in a comedic vein, such as What If Reed Richards Took Postman Willie Lumpkin Up On His Offer to Join the Fantastic Four?What If Nick Fury Had to Wear An Eyepatch On His Right Eye Instead of His Left Eye? and What If Black Bolt Got the Hiccups?

Thinking about it, that last question's a perfectly valid one and needs immediate answering.

Marvel Super Hero Contest of Champions #3

It may be all jolly japes in What If but the third installment of Contest of Champions is a far more serious affair, with the whole thing reaching its climax in Japan and the Grandmaster being declared the winner.

Apparently, there's a huge blunder in this issue, that undermines the whole resolution. Not having read the tale, I shall leave it to others to explain what it is.

Marvel Team-Up #120

It's the team-up some of us never expected to see.

Mostly because I thought Dominic Fortune was from the 1930s. 

Then again, Spidey once, sort of, teamed up with Doc Savage.

However it happens, it seems the heroes prevent Turner D Century from using his Time Horn to kill everyone under the age of sixty-five.

Spider-Man and the Incredible Hulk

I've no information at all about this curiosity, other than that it might be drawn by Frank Springer and John Romita.

The identity of the writer doesn't seem to be known at all and, as far as I can make it, it's not even certain that Frank Springer did pencil it.

But is that the Leader I detect on that front cover?

Thursday 11 August 2022

August 11th 1982 - Marvel UK, 40 years ago this week.

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If I said that, this week in 1982, the Emerald Express were Number One on the UK singles chart, you might struggle to recall just who they were.

That's because the main credit on the track went to Dexys Midnight Runners with whom they were ruling the roost, thanks to their collaboration on Come On, Eileen.

Over on the UK album chart, there was no such name confusion, with the top spot still being held by the Kids from Fame and their eponymous LP of the same nomenclature.

Other singles on that week's chart that I approved of were: 

Don't GoYazoo

Stool PigeonKid Creole and the Coconuts

Strange Little Girl - the Stranglers

The Only Way OutCliff Richard

Summertime - the Fun Boy Three

Abracadabra - the Steve Miller Band

Now Those Days Are GoneBucks Fizz

When the Tigers Broke FreePink Floyd

Run Away10 C.C.

Wot!Captain Sensible

Tainted LoveSoft Cell

If You Want My LoveCheap Trick

WindpowerThomas Dolby

and

Happy TalkCaptain Sensible.

For any who wish to investigate the matter further, that week's British singles chart can be found here.

While the associated album chart dwells here.

Super Spider-Man TV Comic #492

From that cover, I'm going to assume our hero's still battling the robot double of that bloke who used to work for Norman Osborn until Nasty Norm shot him, from on high, way back in Steve Ditko's days.

Robot or not, the villain's no match for Spider-Man who soon dampens his spark plugs.

For even more excitement, we get the latest part of that Fantastic Four poster we've been assembling for the past few weeks. It features Galactus, Dr Doom and yet more robots.

The Incredible Hulk #20

Thanks to the colour scheme, the blurbs on the front cover are all but unreadable, and I can unearth no information about the book's contents, online.

However, that looks to be an Alfredo Alcala illustration of Hulkie-Baby, making me suspect Alfredo might be drawing the interior, as well.

Hanna Barbera's Scooby-Doo and His T.V. Friends #25

Once more, Onbarder, AKA Mark, has come up with a cover for Scooby-Doo's mag. And, this time it's issue #25.

For a kick-off, we get more fun from Scooby's Ghostly Club House.

Elsewhere, the Mystery Gang encounters a sea monster, while the CB Bears encounter the King of the Mountain.

I couldn't claim to have previously encountered the CB Bears. I can, therefore, shed no light upon whether they're acquaintances of the Hair Bear Bunch.

Even more elsewherely, Top Cat finds himself in Asparagus Alley.

For any who wish to investigate such madness further, the full issue can be found at the Internet Archive.

Tuesday 9 August 2022

Forty years ago today - August 1982.

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Let us revisit the past and see what it has to offer us.

The Avengers #222

Tiger-Shark is back!

And so is the Scorpion!

And the Whirlwind too!

And probably one or two others, as well.

If I remember rightly, they've been recruited by Egghead to do something or other but I don't know what.

Regardless, I'm more than sure the Avengers can deal with them.

Captain America #272, rats

I do believe Captain America must face Vermin, a man with the super-powers of a rat.

The Falcon, meanwhile, is out to eradicate the scourge of drugs from his local neighbourhood.

Daredevil #185

It's an odd story, this month. It's narrated by Foggy Nelson, as the lawyer sets out to investigate why Heather's company's making bombs.

This leads him to a confrontation with the Kingpin who Foggy tries to bluff into cooperation by pretending to be the most dangerous man in New York.

Fantastic Four #245

Franklin's powers go out of control, as he unexpectedly turns into an adult and tries to make reality the way he wants it to be.

Fortunately, it all gets sorted out and the whole thing concludes with the Thing regaining his rocky appearance from the Kirby/Buscema years.

Iron Man #161, Moon Knight

Thanks to the scheming of AIM, a bunch of people - including Tony Stark - become trapped in an undersea research facility.

With time - and air - running out, it looks like it's up to Moon Knight to rescue them.

Spectacular Spider-Man #69, Cloak and Dagger

Cloak and Dagger are back but I don't know for what purpose.

I would assume they're still out for revenge against someone or other, even though they brought justice to their enemies when they last guested in Spidey's mag.

Thor #322

A strangely low-key Odin has to prevent a battle from breaking out on the fringes of Asgard but it all gets sorted by Thor and the group of demigods known as The Menagerie.

That done, the members of that ensemble agree to restore their host bodies to their original human form.

Uncanny X-Men #160

Collussus' sister Illyana gets abducted by a distinctly Satanic mutant and is trapped in Limbo for several years before reemerging from it, as a teenager with magical powers.

The Amazing Spider-Man #231, the Cobra

The Cobra returns but I don't know why, or what he gets up to when he's here.

Given that he didn't manage to give Spider-Man any problems at all on the last occasion they met, I doubt the herpetological heel will fare any better this time.

The Incredible Hulk #274

The Hulk still has Bruce Banner's mind but, despite his attempts to be a hero, he's having trouble convincing the authorities - including the United States military - of his good intentions.

Then again, he does still keep losing his temper and threatening to smash people.

Conan the Barbarian #137

I would say this issue's main claim to fame is that it's entirely drawn by Alfredo Alcala with no input at all from his sometime partner John Buscema.

Sadly, I can shed little light upon the story itself, other than that it features a large but witless man who turns violent whenever he hears a certain tune being played.

Sunday 7 August 2022

The Marvel Lucky Bag - August 1972.

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Numerous were the movies which entered our lives and cinemas in August 1972.

For instance, we found ourselves treated to The Magnificent Seven Ride, And Now for Something Completely Different and Snoopy Come Home which I'm sure are all fine films.

But it was within the field of horror that the month truly excelled, thanks to the release of Blacula and The Last House on the Left.

Admittedly, I say, "excelled," but I don't think I've ever seen either of those films and must, therefore, assume that they're good, on the grounds that I've heard of them, and that means they must be good.

Something else I've heard of is Alice Cooper's School's Out. And that's because it started August 1972 at Number One on the UK singles chart before having to make way for Rod Stewart's You Wear It Well in the second half of the month.

There was no such tussling when it came to the British album chart. Indeed, only one LP reached that listing's pinnacle in the whole of August, and that was 20 Fantastic Hits by those Various Artists that I have posters of on my bedroom wall. But, you know what? I can never decide which Various Artist is my favourite. In all consideration, it's probably Ken.

Astonishing Tales #13, Ka-Zar vs Man-Thing

Speaking of Ken, here's Kevin.

Ka-Zar, with the assistance of AIM, manages to capture the Man-Thing who quickly escapes from the lab he's been taken to and follows our hero and Bobbi Morse as they go off in search of the abducted Dr. Calvin.

The Defenders #1

After their successful try-out in Marvel Feature, the Defenders get their very own comic.

Not that they have much time to enjoy it, as that naughty Necrodamus only goes and tries to sacrifice Subby to the Nameless One.

Hero for Hire #2


I don't recall too much about this story but I'm aware that Luke dispenses with the man who framed him and sent him to prison.

Apparently, that man is Diamond-Back.

Marvel Spotlight #5, Ghost Rider

A legend is indeed born, as the Ghost Rider leaps over a hundred buses to land on our spinner racks.

To save the life of his mentor, Johnny Blaze has made a deal with the devil and is transformed into the spirit of vengeance.

So big an impact does the character make that he ends up being played, on screen, by Nic, "Not the bees!" Cage. Truly, no 1970s character can aspire to more.

Sub-Mariner #52, Sunfire

Subby finds himself in Japan and up against the world's most annoying character Sunfire but I don't have a clue why.

Warlock #1

But the big news of the month is that, not only do the Defenders get their own comic and Ghost Rider get his own series but Adam Warlock gets his own book as well!

I don't remember too much about this issue but I do know the-artist-formerly-known-as-Him must confront the blood-curdling menace of Pih-Junn who's an evil pigeon.

With villains of that quality, it's hard to believe the book is only destined to last for just eight issues.