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I'm not going to make you an offer you can't refuse.
But I know a man who is.
That man's the Godfather and, this week in 1973, he was feeling mighty proud of himself, as the movie named after him collected the Best Picture Oscar at the 45th Academy Awards.
Others who were celebrating, that week, were women.
That's because they were admitted into the London Stock Exchange for the first time.
I can't help suspecting women had been allowed in before, in order to clean the place but it seems those women didn't count.
But you know what did count? Red Rum. He could count to three. That's the number of times the horse won the Grand National - and the first time he did so was during this week in 1973. He also finished second on two other occasions, making him the most successful horse in the event's history.
On the UK singles chart, we had a brand new Number One, thanks to The Twelfth of Never by Donny Osmond - a track I must confess to having no memory of.
On the associated album chart, 20 Flashback Greats of the Sixties by those ever-popular Various Artists smashed straight in at Number One.
Indebted to the villain, the Hulk agrees to visit the Watcher's planet, in order to steal the Ultimate Machine.
But, to do so, he must first defeat the, "Most powerful creature in the galaxy!"
On a slightly lower power level, Daredevil finds himself confronting the mauve menace of the Purple Man.
Meanwhile, the Fantastic Four must stop the Mad Ghost and his super-apes.
The keen-eyed reader will have noticed Marvel UK's changed the name of the Red Ghost in its latest bid to expunge evil commies from Marvel history.
But doesn't this tale also feature the Watcher?
If so, UK readers are being introduced to the Watcher in both the Hulk and Fantastic Four strips at the same time.
It's bad news for Spider-Man when the Chameleon hires his old friend Kraven to hunt our hero down.
Elsewhere, a seriously wounded gangster has his men kidnap Don Blake to make him operate.
Needless to say, things don't go the gangster's way, thanks to Blake turning himself into Thor and then bringing the baddie to justice.
And, as with the Mighty World of Marvel, we can win a free Spider-Man LP!