Biting off more than I can chew, in the name of ego

According to that woman on YouTube, who tells you how to make money from your website, you have to promote your ventures like Billy-O, so, while I'm waiting for a fresh new batch of comics to arrive in a sensational £10 deal, I might as well promote my recently launched blog Steve Does Everything. What it's about? I don't know. What purpose does it serve? I don't know. But it exists and currently features my thoughts on the threat to our cats, and the scariest movie ever made. All I'll say is, "dolls," and, "African," and, "Don't take its necklace off, you stupid woman." I think you know what I mean.

If not, at least you know where to find out.