It's time to put on your leopard-skin trousers and strut that glitzy stage because, in this week of forty years ago, Rod Stewart finally found his true calling in life and hit the Number One slot on the UK singles chart, as a bona fide Disco god.
That's right, it was the week in which Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? torpedoed its way to the top and sank his credibility forever.
Then again, I say that but I've always liked it, seeing Rod as a man who benefits from having zero credibility, and also thanks to me being someone who's found peace with the ways of Disco.
Plus, I suspect that, deep in his heart, Rod always wanted to be a Disco god anyway.
But what of Marvel UK? What was it up to while all this was going on?
Hold on to your hats because it looks like Roger Whittaker's about to lay the lightsabre smack-down on some space ruffians.
Either that or Obi-Wan Kenobi's still alive.
How that can be when I saw him disintegrated, with my own bare eyes, I cannot say.
Then again, it could be a flashback tale.
Then againerer, it seems Luke Skywalker's also in this tale, which suggests it isn't a flashback.
Where that all leaves us, I haven't a Scooby.
Nor do I have a Scooby about what else happens in this comic. Is Star-Lord still in it? Is he fighting the forces of Space Evil? The answers to these questions are beyond my grasp.
I've no idea what's going on with the Hulk Crusher but I predict it'll totally fail in its aim of crushing the Hulk.
Elsewhere, Daredevil and Shanna the She-Devil are making a right Horlicks of tackling the Silver Samurai, and Shanna's still out for revenge on the Mandrill.
For some reason, Foggy Nelson's in a wheelchair but the cause of his predicament is unknown to me.
A hypnotised Iceman's out to kill Spider-Man and the Angel.
Meanwhile, Thor's still battling Ego the living planet.
Or at least he was. This issue, he manages to get possessed by Ego who's rapidly taking action to defend himself and his population from a nearby exploding sun. It all sounds very dramatic and I have faith it'll all end happily.
I also predict it'll all end happily for Captain America and the Falcon who're still having trouble with the Grey Gargoyle who's stolen something or other that you wouldn't want him to steal.
Elsewhere, the Avengers are trying to deconundrumise the Serpent Crown on an alternate Earth and are still all set to fight the Squadron Supreme. Back on our world, Hank and Jan are having an argument about whether to rejoin the team, while, on the other Earth, the president's acting weirdly.
I predict he'll turn out to be the Beast in disguise.
Either that, or he'll just turn out to be weird.
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