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Strap yourself in. We're on a journey - and we're not stopping until we plough into 1974!
The Celestial Madonna Saga rumbles on, and on, and on - although I'm not sure when the Vision developed the ability to fire force blasts from his hands.
It's one of my favourite Conan tales, as he and Red Sonja find themselves in a tower inhabited by a pair of sex-mad sorcering siblings who haven't failed to notice that their new guests are on the attractive side.
And it's one of my Daredevil faves, as the horny hero finds himself facing a Death-Stalker who comes to a rather unfortunate ending, thanks to the forces of gravity and a vat of acid.
Or does he?
I don't think I've ever read this issue but I have reason to believe Mahkizmo is the villain responsible for our quartet's dreadful plight.
I don't think I've ever read this issue but I have reason to believe Mahkizmo is the villain responsible for our quartet's dreadful plight.
I have, however, read this issue. And I should have because history is made when Wolverine makes his full debut.
But, as he battles both the Hulk and Wendigo, unknown to the three of them, plans are afoot, to transfer the curse of the Wendigo onto the Hulk.
Maybe it's just me but it sounds like a perfect moment for an act of self-sacrifice by a supporting character.
But forget Wolverine. Iron Man's so tough he can smash through paper!
Other than that knowledge, I possess near-total ignorance of what occurs in this one.
I do, though, know that that pound-shop Mandarin, the Yellow Claw, is involved.
The Mindworm makes his debut and is out to take control of an entire community, including Flash Thompson!
I've always liked this tale.
No one else seems to.
What kind of madness has afflicted mankind?
Scooping deep into the depths of my memory, I'm going to guess Steve Rogers has decided to give up being Captain America.
But he then has to foil a master criminal who's handy with a bow and arrow.
Who then turns out to be Hawkeye who adopted the guise in order to convince Steve to go back to heroing.
That's Marvel's big hitters triumphantly dealt with.
But what of that other body? The body the world knows as DC? Just how would a random sampling of its output that bears the cover date November 1974 look?
I must confess my memory of these masterpieces is sketchy but I do know the final one features both Dracula and Quasimodo and is, possibly, a light-hearted yarn.
Come to think of it, I feel like they might all be light-hearted yarns. I suspect light-hearted yarnery may be the USP of this particular title.
Inside, we encounter the melodrama of a glamorous Broadway star, a possessive mobster, and a hunchback blessed with zero intelligence and an urge to protect our acting sensation.
All are 1950s reprints. The last one is by Simon and Kirby, and the middle one features a detective and an evil twin.
No wonder I bought it. It all sounds more than worthy of my 20 cents.
Yes, it's true. Fresh from making Zardoz, the uniquely-dressed Scot decides to murder Lois Lane!
But wait. What's this? The comic's trying to disguise the fact that he's Sean Connery? By calling him Vartox?
I don't care what lowdown tricks DC pulls. I know who he really is.
It does make me wonder why Deadie doesn't just contact Jim Corrigan to do it. I can't help feeling that particular detective would solve the case very very quickly.
Anyway, despite me claiming that no one could forget this tale, I'm struggling to recall what happens in it, other than that the vengeance-happy ghost keeps flitting from body to body, and suspects a gangster may be the guilty party.
And, also, that the Stranger keeps randomly appearing to lecture him, while making no effort whatsoever to help him.
While I remember the Robin story pretty well, I must confess I recall nothing at all of the Aquaman tale. In my head, it's exactly the same as the origin of the Sub-Mariner, although I suspect it's not, in reality.
Regardless, this would appear to be the last issue of this mag.
We've followed the Manhunter's progress through the last few months of this mag but, at last, that progress comes to an end, as the huge-sleeved adventurer finally stops the secret organisation that revived him.
Unfortunately, he stops himself as well.
Explosively.
This time, it's the granddaddy of all super-heroes who gets the treatment, thanks to a bunch of reprints including The Origin of Superman.
There's also a look at Superman on the Screen, a guide on How to Draw Superman and the obligatory table-top diorama.
And we finish with a book that allows us to re-experience the joy of reading 1940's Whiz Comics #2.
Strangely, as well as the original Captain Marvel, this book also contains a Dan Dare adventure.
Although I suspect it's not the same character as the British Dan Dare.