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Plans are of no use to a man like me. Like all men of destiny, I rely on random happenstance to guide me.
Therefore, let's see what appears when I spin the Steve Does Comic Wheel of Fate and see upon which DC comics that bear this month's cover date its untutored arrow settles.
Many times, as a child, did I see Jonah Hex comics on the spinner racks.
And many times did I see house ads for his book.
And, yet, strangely, in all that time, never once did I actually get round to buying an issue of his comic.
I suspect the lure of the Phantom Stranger, Spectre and Weird War Tales, sitting there, beside him, on those racks, always diverted my attention away from the gun-slinger.
Regardless, I do know that, in this thrilling epic, our hero's forced to contend with a rival bounty hunter who keeps stealing his captives, in order to claim the reward money for himself.
But forget all that. Whatever else happens, this is the big event of the month, when a brand new mag descends upon our favourite retailers.
And does so by creating a team consisting of DC's greatest villains - and Captain Boomerang.
Surely, no hero nor group of heroes, could hope to stand against such a gargantuan gaggle of gallivantingly galevolent galoots.
And it all happens when one of Manhunter's clones brings them all together under the auspices of a mysterious but wealthy benefactor.
But who could that benefactor be?
Could it be Lex Luthor?
Or Darkseid?
Because, let's face it, who else is it going to be?
But enough of such concerns. Karate Kid hits his second, thrilling issue. And, no doubt, hits a few wrongdoers, as well.
In fact, he probably hits Major Disaster who launches some sort of attack on the United Nations!
I don't know who he is but I'm not sure I'm impressed by any villain who wants to be known as Major Disaster.
Then again, maybe he's the mystery man behind the Secret Society of Super-Villains?
Which is a matter of curiosity to me, as I don't think I've ever seen anything pencilled by Stone. I know him purely as an inker.
As for what occurs within, it seems the trouble-finding teen seeks out someone called Mogul who may be to blame for recent attacks on him.
In fact, so not-natural are they that they're part of a plan to destroy the team!
Not that I know what happens in it, beyond that it features a bunch of people called the Mountebank Malefactors.
From that name, I shall assume they are bad guys.
And that they are well-heeled.


19 comments:
Charlie stills gets that excited sensation when he sees the line up on JLA or JSA 50 years later. Must be some magic in there somewhere though a cover with zoo animals is anticlimactic.
Steve - Same here with Jonah Hex. Once in a while though the interior art or story said “Take me home, Joe!” And I would!
I picked up the odd copy of Jonah Hex and flicked through it in newsagents in the 80s, but I never bought one.
I was dubious that 'galevolent' was a real word, Steve. But I checked, and apparently it is 'an extremely rare portmanteau term... [used] in highly specific creative contexts'.
Who knew, eh? You did, that's who. Thanks for helping to expand my vocabulary.
-sean
I was never a big western fan but I did pick up a few issues of Weird Western Tales with Jonah Hex at the time but Hex got a lot better once he got his own comic. which I mostly enjoyed. The relaunch in 2002 was an excellent comic and is worth picking up just for some of the amazing artists that worked on the title.
Steve:
I bought the first few Post-Kirby issues of KAMANDI and found Chic Stone’s pencil art tepid at best. I haven’t looked at his few KAMANDIs in decades — in fact, I may have unloaded them during one of my periodic downsizing purges. I will say that I’ve always liked his inks on Kirby on FF, X-MEN, AVENGERS, etc. very much. But as a penciller? Mmm, no.
I occasionally bought WEIRD WESTERN TALES (and later, JONAH HEX) back in the day but I never had this one. I’ve just read the little capsule description of it over at Mike’s and hoo-boy, does it sound nihilistic. I kinda want to read it now :D
b.t.
Steve has brains! Mr. Landon doesn’t though.
Penelope Keith's passed away. (For Team USA, a UK actress famous for playing comic, upper-class characters.)
Phillip
Much sadness in this household.
The Good Life is a tried and true favourite here.
One of our cats is called Margot.
McScotty-
I've read the reboots and they weren't half bad!
The Old West is a fertile ground for weirdness and weird stories.
Like the stories of the ancient Greek heroes, they'll be telling 'em forever.
You guys in UK still under the HEAT DOME?
Jesus, it's bad here too.
Well, good practice for Hell, I guess.
M.P.
There's not really much you can say for the comics here, Steve, other than at least that Kamandi cover by José Luis Garcia-López cover is ok.
I had a look to see what else came out from DC this month, in case there was anything that was, like, any good. And yes, there was Superman #300.
A little surprised that you didn't include it here actually, what with it being an anniversary issue. And it was a fave of mine as youngster (er, not that that should mean anything to you particularly).
An imaginary story - what if Supes came to Earth as a baby today (ie 1976)? - set in the far off futuristic year of 2001...
-sean
Disappointing to see Iran out of the World Cup. That disallowed goal in the final minutes of the Egypt game looked a bit dodgy to me...
And it seems the head of Homeland Security is celebrating the team's exit. These Trump nuts really have no class at all.
-sean
Sean-
Waitaminnit.
Was Superman #300 the one with Solomon Grundy?
If it was, it was great. what a slug-fest.
Funny how there's some villains you just like.
On another note, "class" as you put it, has been in short supply around here.
I remember the Bicentennial. People didn't go nuts. Gerry Ford was president, for chrissakes. Little M.P. was in a parade with a coonskin cap on.
Not political.
M.P.
Yeah it was sad to see Iran go I was hoping for a Mexico v Iran final as that would have really messed up the old comb over leader of the free world! Was really surprised the Germans are out and on penalties, also a bit sad that my fav second team, the Netherlands lost.
Ah yes… 1976 bicentennial! Commerative Marvel calendar for 1976! Painted fire hydrants! Good times!
Compare to this 250 thing. I sense zero interest.
FRANCE! It will be delicious if they win their WC game on July 4 in Philadelphia! (Though I find Philly to be the city of big-mouth a-holes and not the “city of brotherly love” they do have the Liberty Bell and signed the Constitution there.)
And the French have been thoroughly derided in the usa for not helping bomb Libya in 1986, help attack Iraq in 2003, etc. Can we never forget the republicans childish immaturity of Freedom Fries my fellow Americans?
Hey- wasnt the Liberty Bell featured in one of the Marvel monthly drawings for the 1976 calendar?
NO DOUBT STEVE IS GOING TO DO A SDC SPECIAL FEATURING THAT Marvel Bicentennial CALENDAR ON THURSDAY? Please? 🙏 It would make a great birthday present!
Didn't have any of these featured comics; of course I wasn't buying much DC at the time. Spending so much on Marvels that there wasn't any money left for them...
M.P.- ah yes, the Bicentennial. I too recall it; and fondly. Like you I was at a parade; but only watching (my little sister was in the parade with her baton group). A shame He Who Must Not Be Named has tried to focus the 250th. celebration on himself, as he does pretty much everything.
Charlie- man, that Bicentennial calender was a beaut!
M.P., Solomon Grundy was in Superman #301. So close, but no cigar.
#300 was the imaginary Superman: 2001 story.
-sean
Red - I agree about that calendar! Though I was 15 it tickeled me good! I was not too hold to enjoy Cap, Hulk, and Spidey (?) as the drummers and flag bearers on the cover. Perfect!!!
Charlie, I shall see if I can squeeze in something about that 1976 Marvel Calendar into Sunday's post.
Who loves ya Steve? Charlie does!
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