Sunday, 17 February 2019

2000 AD - January 1981.

I would say that January 1981 was a great month for John Lennon.

Except that, obviously, it clearly wasn't.

However, thanks to his death, he did find himself dominating the British singles chart. In fact, in the whole of that month, that chart had just two Number Ones.

The first was his, then venerable, single Imagine which claimed the top spot for the bulk of the month, before being deposed, in the last week of it, by his more recent track Woman.

When it came to the UK album chart, Lennon spent the entire month at Number Two, with Double Fantasy, as Super Trouper by ABBA and then Kings of the Wild Frontier by Adam and the Ants hogged the chart's peak position.

But there were other musical developments happening away from Britain because, that month, the National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences announced that, from now on, there would no longer be a Grammy Award for Disco, with the decision later being described as, "The official date of death," of the genre.

If the discotheques of the Western world were now to be verboten to all who sought Grammy approval, perhaps we could seek out refuge in the cinemas instead.

Or perhaps not. That January seems to have seen the unleashing upon the world of just four, "mainstream," movies; My Bloody Valentine, Sphinx, American Pop and Eyewitness.

I must confess I've never heard of any of these films, although I have, of course, heard of the band called My Bloody Valentine. Did they take their name from the movie? It would appear that they deny it, despite it being hard to believe they could have come up with the same name by pure chance.

Well, this is all very fine and dandy but what of the whole point of this post, which is The Galaxy's Greatest Comic?

I can't claim there's a lot to report, mostly because I have, as always, no recollection of the comics' actual contents - but I do have the feeling there wasn't anything too out of the ordinary going on. The usual strips were still running; Strontium Dog, Dash Decent, The Mean Arena, Judge Dredd and The Meltdown Man.

It is intriguing, though, to see that Judge Dredd was up against someone called Captain Skank. I have no idea who Captain Skank is but he certainly has a name that conjures up all kinds of images.

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Thursday, 14 February 2019

February 14th, 1979 - Marvel UK, 40 years ago this week.

All we lovers of Love know that today is Valentine's Day.

And, you know what? It was Valentine's Day in 1979 as well. Who would have thought that Love and Romance were around so long ago?

Clearly, the mood of Love was in the air, back then, because we got the signing of the Saint Valentine's Day Concordat between the Trades Union Congress and British Government, which ended The Winter of Discontent and meant the nation could look forward, at last, to getting its full quota of Marvel comics.

But, only days earlier, on February 12th, over a thousand schools had closed due to a heating oil shortage caused by the lorry drivers' strike. I remember that strike very well and felt it was a thing they should have made a regular event.

Someone else with something to crow about that week was Trevor Francis who became Britain's first ever £1 million footballer, as Nottingham Forest "bought" him from Birmingham City for that sum.

Actually, if I remember right, Forest signed him for £999,999, as they didn't want him to bear the burden of being Britain's first £1 million footballer. Needless to say, everyone ignored that £1 difference and burdened him with the tag anyway.

On this night of that year, BBC Two was showing Tigris: The Sumerian Voyage of Thor Heyerdahl  which seems to have involved the legendary adventurer sailing down the Tigris and arguing that reed boats were the technology which allowed civilisation to spread across the world.

Around the same time, BBC One was broadcasting an edition of The Risk Business which detailed Clarks' move away from making sensible shoes and into producing experimental shoes.

What experimental shoes are, I have no idea but I do, of course, remember Clarks shoes fondly, from my childhood, as they were the company who famously put compasses in the heels of their shoes so we could find our way home if we were ever lost in one of Britain's many vast rainforests - and also included small replicas of animal footprints in their soles so we could identify the tracks of any mystery species we might encounter.

As genuinely wonderful as this was, I must confess that, in all my life on this planet, I have never had need for either of those shoe modifications.

Thanks to Clarks' shoes, we all knew where we were going. And someone else who blatantly knew where they were going were Blondie who were Number One on the UK singles chart and the album chart, with Heart of Glass and Parallel Lines respectively.

But, when it came to that first chart, for how long could they hold off the threat of ABBA's Chiquitita which was lurking menacingly at Number Two?

The album chart was looking quite New Wavey. Not only were Blondie at Number One but Elvis Costello was at Number Four with Armed Forces, while Ian Dury's New Boots and Panties was at Six. Granted, something called Action Replay by Various Artists was at Number Two and the Bee Gees' Spirits Having Flown was at Number Three, while Don't Walk - Boogie by Various Artists was at Five.

I'm assuming, from their titles, that both those Various Artists albums were Disco compilations.

But that's enough waffling about side issues. All that matters is Marvel - of the UK kind - and, with all that strike action finally over, no doubt there'll be plenty of Marvel UK goodness for us to look forward to.

Star Wars Weekly #54

No there isn't.

Clearly, it's going to take some time for the Winter of Discontent to be made glorious summer by that son of Skinn because Star Wars Weekly is the only comic Marvel UK has to offer us this week.

And I don't have a clue what happens in it. I can't even determine which issue of the US mag is being reprinted here.

I would assume that Warlock and the Micronauts are still present. Based on previous form, I also suspect there'll be a Tales of the Watcher type story, as well.

Beyond that, all is mystery.

But, then, what is Valentine's Day without a little mystery?

Tuesday, 12 February 2019

The Marvel Lucky Bag - February 1979.

Plunge with me, dear Reader. Plunge into the gaping maw of Yesteryear, as I seek to discover what a selection of Marvel's less celebrated characters were up to in the books that featured the name of this month of forty years ago.

Godzilla #19

Godzilla's now the size of a man and still having trouble with SHIELD.

I can't help but feel it's all getting a little undignified for him.

Human Fly #18

The Human Fly's booked to do a show on a reservation but it's all a scam by the local bar owner.

It's a 1970s Marvel tale involving a section of America's native population, so, as you can imagine, it's filled with angry locals complaining about, "The white man," all delivered with a stereotyped subtlety that only 1970s Marvel could muster.

Fortunately, the Human Fly's a living saint and, therefore, instantly gains the trust of the locals as he seeks to help them overcome the money-grabbing machinations of the bar owner.

Tragically, the mystery stuntman has just one more issue to go before his title is squashed by the fly swatter of history.

Kid Colt #228

The first thing that strikes me about this it that it's issue #228. It thoroughly amazes me how a comic which can rack up that many issues could have so totally flown under my radar in my youth. As far as I can make out, the book ran continuously from 1949 to 1979, which is a remarkable achievement.

Anyway, it seems our gun-toting hero escapes jail, only to hide out on a pirate ship and then have to fight for his life when his presence is discovered.

I do wonder if this is the same Captain Barracuda as the one who used to turn up in the Sub-Mariner's strip. If so, he must have been getting on a bit by that point.

Amazingly, having managed to last for 228 issues, Kid has just one more to go before his book bites the bullet.

Shang-Chi, Master of Kung Fu #73

In a tale so bizarre it's worthy of Killraven, Shang-Chi and Leiko set off to rescue Black Jack Tar from an island filled with what are possibly the most surreal robots ever, including a giant, talking caterpillar.
Micronauts #2

The Micronauts find themselves on Earth and having trouble with a lawnmower.

Thinking about it, I do wonder if the Micronauts' comic was an influence on the movie Small Soldiers? There are clear similarities.

Ms Marvel #22, Death-Bird

She might be a marvel but, like Kid Colt and the Human Fly, Carol Danvers has just one more issue of her comic left.

The book may not have lasted long but it did introduce both Mystique and Death-Bird to the world, so it did at least achieve something.



What If? #13, Conan

In a neat twist, the time-travel related events of Savage Sword of Conan #7 lead to the barbaric brawler ending up in modern day Manhattan and having a fairly routine adventure in which he takes on muggers and looters before finding his way back home by means I can't remember.

Basically, it reads like a non-super-powered Hulk story.

Shogun Warriors #1

I've a feeling I may have had an issue of Shogun Warriors but I don't have a clue which one.

Needless to say, this book's drawn by Herb Trimpe who was, surely, the only man for the job.

Is it any good? I don't know but I am willing to bet it involves giant robots fighting giant monsters.

How much resemblance any of this bears to Pacific Rim is anyone's guess.

Sunday, 10 February 2019

Forty years ago today - February 1979.

I can think of no clever ways in which to introduce this post, so I shall get straight on with looking at what our favourite Marvel heroes were up to in the mags that bore this cover date of exactly forty years ago.

Avengers #180, the Monolith

On an island in the middle of nowhere, the Avengers are up against a living statue called The Monolith - although I must confess that, when I first saw this cover, I assumed it to be the Absorbing Man.

Regardless, it all ends happily for the Avengers.

But not so happily for Bloodhawk who breathes his last, thanks to a would-be super-villain called the Stinger.

Conan the Barbarian #95

Conan finds himself in a cave and having to fight a small dinosaur.

When will he ever learn to stay out of caves?

Apparently, he also has to fight the hordes of the Beast-King of Abombi.

I don't have a clue who they are.

Clearly, it's a very big cave.

Captain America #230, the Hulk

Cap sets out to rescue the Falcon from Alcatraz, where the Corporation are holding him prisoner.

Unfortunately, they're also holding Bruce Banner who turns into the Hulk and has a punch-up with Cap which then leads to a woman turning into a psychic caveman called the Animus.

I'm sure it all made sense at the time.

Fantastic Four #203

If I remember rightly, a hospitalised boy inadvertently creates evil replicas of the FF who then go on the rampage and create all kinds of trouble for the real team.

Incredible Hulk #232, Captain America

It's the senses-shattering conclusion to the tale that was set up in this month's Captain America with the Animus and a captive Falcon.

Needless to say, it all ends well for everyone, except the villains who end up either dead or mindless.

Iron Man #119

With its crew unconscious, the SHIELD Helicarrier drifts into Soviet airspace, and Iron Man has to defend it against the full might of the Russian military.

That done, Tony Stark discovers SHIELD have been buying up shares in his company, in an attempted takeover.

Amazing Spider-Man #189

A mystery villain who's clearly Professor Smythe has kidnapped John Jameson, wrapped him in bandages, for some reason, and commanded him to kidnap his own father.

With a set-up like that, how long can it be before the Man-Wolf puts in an appearance?

Spectacular Spider-Man #27, Daredevil

Spidey's still blind and he and DD are searching the city for the man who caused it.

Oddly enough, in The Amazing Spider-Man, he's not blind. I'm not sure how that works.

But that cover does always bring to mind Captain Britain's battle with Lord Hawk.

Thor #280, Hyperion

The good Hyperion recruits Thor to help him fight the bad Hyperion. After that, it all starts to get a bit confusing for everyone involved.

But, of course, what really matters is that this issue's drawn by Wayne Boring. Wayne Boring is probably the best ever name for a comic book artist.

X-Men #118

The X-Men turn up in Japan, just in time to blunder across a scheme by Moses Magnum that I think might involve earthquakes.

Needless to say, given the location, it's not long before Sun-Fire shows up, determined to annoy everyone he meets.

I think this might be the issue in which we first find out that Wolverine is a former resident of Japan.

Thursday, 7 February 2019

February 7th, 1979 - Marvel UK, 40 years ago this week.

This was the week, forty years ago, in which the Winter of Discontent became the Week of Reduced Content as, thanks to industrial action, two of Marvel UK's six mags failed to appear. However, such was the power of Star Wars that even the full might of the TUC couldn't prevent it hitting our news racks. Nor, it seemed, could anyone stop the appearance of Rampage Monthly, Savage Sword of Conan or Starburst.

Star Wars Weekly #53

It's another blank from me when it comes to what happens in the main strip but I do know that, elsewhere in the book, the Micronauts are having trouble with Baron Karza's death tank.

In fairness, you'd expect to have trouble from something if it bore the name, "Baron Karza's Death Tank."

The only other thing I know about the rest of this issue's contents is there's an ad for the previous month's Starburst magazine, which is a full page photo of Davros in Genesis of the Daleks.

Marvel UK, Savage Sword of Conan #16, origin of red sonja

I don't have a clue what the secret of Skull River is but I do know the tale's drawn by Jim Starlin, so it's bound to be great. It also features a character who has that old Starlin standby of tiny skulls where his pupils should be.

Solomon Kane's fighting the forces of Voodoo in Africa in a tale that seems to be officially credited to Neal Adams and Pablo Marcos but, to my eyes, looks like it's mostly drawn by Howard Chaykin, with Adams concentrating on the faces.

Elsewhere, we get the origin of Red Sonja, as she catches up with the man who killed her parents. This tale's definitely drawn by Chaykin - because it says so in the credits.


Rampage Monthly #8, The Hulk

It's the big one, as Rampage suddenly becomes my favourite Marvel UK mag by launching the New X-Men upon the British public.

My only previous exposure to the new team had been in the pages of X-Men #100 which had both baffled and excited me. Who were all these new people and why were they so much better than the people who'd been in The X-Men whenever I'd previously read it?

Now I was about to find out - and love every minute of it.

Apart from the leprechauns.

I could have done without the leprechauns.

But The New X-Men, tales from Rampaging Hulk, and Gene Colan's Doctor Strange? How could anyone not love this mag? Dez Skinn gets a fair bit of stick for how he handled the weekly books but there's no denying that, when it came to the monthlies, he knew what he was doing.

Starburst Magazine #7, Battlestar Galactica, cylon

Starburst tootles along with what seems to be the seventh consecutive issue that covers the first Superman movie. I'm kind of getting the idea there might not have been enough sci-fi films hitting the cinemas to fulfill the needs of a magazine dedicated to the form.

Still, it's good to see the Cylons get a cover. Admiring their shininess is almost enough to make me think I actually liked the show.

Tuesday, 5 February 2019

The Marvel Lucky Bag - February 1969.

One of my earliest memories of school was of us being made to do gymnastics to the somewhat soporific sound of Fleetwood Mac's Albatross.

But there was a good reason why it was in our gym teacher's thoughts, as it kicked off February of 1969 at Number One on the UK singles chart.

It was then succeeded by the Move's Blackberry Way and then (If Paradise Is) Half As Nice by Amen Corner.

Obviously, I'm well familiar with the Move, thanks to the presence of Roy Wood, later of ELO, Wizzard and Christmas fame but I must confess my knowledge of Amen Corner comes almost entirely from their strange guest slot in the horror movie Scream and Scream Again, which featured a gang of rubber murderers on the loose.

The final British Number One of that month was Where Do You Go To (My Lovely) by Peter Sarstedt, a song surely invented for buskers to sing, even though I've never heard a busker singing it.

On the album charts, things were dominated by three LPs; The White Album, The Best of the Seekers, and Diana Ross and the Supremes Join the Temptations. All of which claimed the top spot at some point that month.

I must confess to having been previously unaware of the collaboration between the Supremes and the Temptations. Thanks to this blog, I learn something new every day.

And you know what else I've learnt?

I've learnt what some of the less high-profile Marvel mags that bore that month's name were up to.

Captain Marvel #10

Granted, I've not learnt that much because I haven't the slightest clue what happens in this one.

Apparently, it features someone called The Organisation, which is a very generic name. I assume they're bad guys but what their aims are, I couldn't say.

Dr Strange #117

That bounder Asmodeus has taken on the form of Dr Strange, in order to fool the Ancient One for, no doubt, nefarious purposes.

As a result, the real doctor suddenly decides to start dressing like a super-hero.

Somehow, this all leads to Ymir and Surtur being unleashed upon the world and a crossover with this month's Avengers issue, as discussed mere days ago.

Mick Fury Agent of SHIELD, the Hatemonger

The Hate-Monger's back!

And he's still Hitler!

Or at least he's another Hitler. It seems there were a lot of them about, back then.

Adolf's out to launch a nuclear attack on every nation on Earth.

He also has a collection of the still-active brains of all his former advisers.

The tale also seems to feature dinosaurs.

I don't have a clue what's going on.

Silver Surfer #4, Thor

It's a classic cover for  a tale in which Loki tricks the Silver Surfer into going to Asgard and battling Thor.

I've still never read this tale. I shall have to do so at some point.

This cover's credited to John Buscema but you can tell brother Sal had a sizable input too because Thor has very big wings on his hat, very big boot flaps on his knees, and the back of his cape rises high above his shoulders, all of which were Sal hallmarks when drawing Thor, rather than those of John.

The Sub-Mariner #10, the Barracuda

I do believe this tale gives us the origins of both the Serpent Crown and the kingdom of Lemuria.

Whether it gives us the origin of Captain Barracuda as well, I couldn't say.

For that matter, is that him on the cover? If so, I have to say he doesn't look like he did in that Hulk story he turned up in. In that, he was a normal-looking man with a beard and an eye patch.

Sunday, 3 February 2019

Fifty years ago this month - February 1969.

If you'd ever wanted to cross the Atlantic, in large numbers, February 1969 was your kind of month because it was when the Boeing 747 Jumbo Jet took flight for the first time, launched from a Boeing airfield in Washington.

Making a far less passenger-packed but far longer journey that month was the Mariner 6 probe which was sent blasting into space, on a mission to Mars.

In more terrestrial matters, the 18th of the month saw Lulu marry Maurice Gibb of the Bee Gees.

Avengers #61, Ymir and Surtur and Dr Strange

It's one of my favourite Avengers tales, as Doctor Strange recruits the team to help him fight Ymir and Surtur.

It's John Buscema at his best, even if Marvel UK insisted on redrawing the Vision as Thor when they reprinted it, on the grounds that their readers hadn't yet been introduced to the Vision.

Captain America #110, the Hulk

And it's another classic, as Rick foists himself upon Cap again, in his latest quest to get in the way at every possible moment.

Judging by that cover, the Hulk's clearly been helping himself to Hank Pym's growth serum and is now forty foot tall.

In retrospect, it does seem amazing that Rick Jones never helped himself to Hank Pym's growth serum. It's the sort of thing you could see him doing.

Daredevil #49

Biggie Benson sets a killer robot on Daredevil, for reasons I can't recall.

For that matter, I can't recall who Biggie Benson is either. I assume, from the name, that he's a gangster. How a gangster has access to killer robots, I've no idea.

Come to think of it, I don't know if I've ever read this one. I'm pretty sure I missed the Mighty World of Marvel issue in which it was reprinted and only saw the tale's second - Barry Smith drawn - instalment.

Fantastic Four #83, the Inhumans

I've read this one, on multiple occasions, thanks to Marvel UK and also to The Essential Fantastic Four.

Sadly, despite that, I remember nothing at all of it. I gather Maximus has gained control of the Great Refuge again and the FF have to stop him again. It really must feel like it's Groundhog Day when you're an Inhuman.

Hulk #112

No such vaguenesses about this one. It's a Marvel masterpiece, as the Hulk finds himself on another planet and having to fight the Galaxy Master, a villain who really does need a good punch in the mouth.

Iron Man #10, the Mandarin

The Mandarin's worked out that Tony Stark's really Iron Man, which doesn't take that much to work out, and has convinced the US government that the industrialist is a traitor. Now SHIELD are out to get him.

Can things get any worse for our hero?

Yes they can.
Amazing Spider-Man #69, the Kingpin

The Kingpin's stolen an ancient tablet which contains a secret too insane to imagine - and Spider-Man's out to get it back.

Needless to say, it doesn't all go according to plan and it's not long before he's facing death.

Of course, he could just have called the police and told them where the Kingpin was...

Thor #161, Galactus vs Ego

Thor gets caught up in a battle between Ego and Galactus when the latter decides to eat the former.

It's a classic story but there's no way Thor should be able to beat Galactus - and especially not by firing his hammer at him. Weaker foes than the Big G have withstood such an assault.

X-Men #53, Blastaar

We might have to wait until next month to experience the work of Barry Smith on Daredevil but we can thrill to it right now on the X-Men.

Admittedly, "Thrill," might be putting it a bit too strongly, as he's still in that phase of his career where it looks like he's drawing comics while wearing a blindfold.

I believe this issue reveals that Blastaar is powered by hatred and will, therefore, always return, as long as there is hatred in the human heart.

Er, what?