November 5th, 1980 - Marvel UK, 40 years ago this week.

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Hooray! It's Guy Fawkes Night, the evening when we all celebrate attempts to blow up Parliament by a man who looked like Partick Stewart!

But you know what wasn't being blown up, this week in 1980?

El Salvador and Honduras.

That's right. It was the week in which the two nations signed a peace treaty, finally bringing an official end to the war - about qualification for the World Cup - which had broken out between them in 1969.

In the United States, that week, politics was being waged far less dramatically, as Ronald Reagan was elected the nation's 40th president.

I've no doubt that was all getting plenty of TV attention but also getting gogglebox coverage were the Goodies who, ten years after their first appearance, were still going and, on BBC One, on this very evening, conducted a satire of the UFO craze.

Meanwhile, BBC Two was celebrating Guy Fawkes Night by broadcasting a live fireworks display from Newcastle, staged to mark the city's 900th birthday.

Later that evening, the same channel treated us to a documentary about China's Terracotta Army and also broadcast the second part of its drama series about Robert Oppenheimer's quest to build an atomic bomb.

An atomic bomb? There was a man taking Guy Fawkes Night way too seriously.

The Micronauts are in Manhattan - and facing the deadly menace of the Toymaster.

To be frank, I don't have a clue who the Toymaster is but, from that name, he sounds like the kind of villain you don't want to bump into if you're a character based on a toy.

The Fantastic Four think they have problems when the Sandman tries to break free from the local jail but they don't know the half of it because, in Europe, Dr Doom's in his fortress and hatching a scheme to steal the Silver Surfer's powers and gain control of the whole world.

And it's not just the FF who have to worry about the tin-plated despot, because now Spider-Man's got to contend with him, as well.

Man-Thing, at least, doesn't have to contend with Doom but he does have other concerns, as, judging by that cover, a cop's threatening to shoot him!

Then again, thinking about it, that's no kind of threat at all for a creature made of mud.

That aside, all I know about this issue is its contents are drawn by Jim Starlin and inked by Herb Trimpe which is a combination that I don't think I've ever seen anywhere else.

The Beast discovers, to his consternation, that the New X-Men have been captured and put on display in a carnival.

If my memory serves me well, it turns out the bad guy behind it all is Mesmero who soon finds himself disposed of by a second, and far greater, threat.

Luke Cage is up against Dr Doom and, presumably, still trying to make the Teutonic troublemaker stump up the money he owes.

All I can say is Doom is very busy this week.

And, finally, the Thing meets Tigra to launch a, no-doubt, beautiful friendship.

Yet another of Marvel UK's weeklies goes monthly and, to celebrate, Luke battles a probe droid that's invaded a rebel transport ship.

We get more from Killraven's first-ever appearance. And, this time, the characters' heads haven't been redrawn as apes!

There's more from the reprint of Marvel's adaptation of the first Star Wars film.

And in this issue's tale of the Watcher, a genius, frustrated by how inferior the intellects of his fellow men are, flies to another planet, only to be locked up by that world's natives, on the grounds that he's too stupid to be allowed to roam around free.

It's nothing but trouble for the Avengers when a whole bunch of them go missing, thanks to the Collector. Meanwhile, Korvac's busy, scheming his latest schemings.

In the X-Men's strip, Cyclops, Marvel Girl and the Beast set out to rescue their captured team-mates from the Sentinels - a plan which involves dressing up as Quicksilver, the Scarlet Witch and the Toad and getting the Sentinels to fly into the sun, where they'll never be seen again.

The Champions are still battling the Crimson Dynamo, Titanium Man and Griffin, after that villainous trio have gatecrashed the heroes' civic inauguration do.

Frantic is still going.

In a new strip adventure, the Fourth Doctor finds himself up against the menace of the Collector who I suspect has nothing to do with any other Marvel villains of the same name.

I do know the Doctor declares, "By Jove!" at one point in this tale. Clearly, the writer was mistaking him for Ken Dodd.

The Abslom Daak tale Star Tigers is still running.

We get a text adaptation of the First Doctor's final adventure The Tenth Planet, featuring the first-ever appearance of the Cybermen.

There's an interview with Ian Marter on his experience of writing Doctor Who novelisations.

Also, there's a feature on the serial Meglos from which I believe this month's cover image is sourced.

And there's a review of The Leisure Hive, which lavishes praise on new producer John Nathan-Turner.

The cover promises us a startling new direction for the magazine!

Exactly what that new direction is, is anybody's guess, as I detect no signs of this issue being any different to those that preceded it.

I do know that, thanks to the peerless pencils of Gil Kane, Conan finds himself up against a murderous gorilla. One he, needless to say, soon dispatches.

It seems Red Sonja may be finding herself up against Conan too, though the lack of punctuation in that sidebar blurb makes it difficult to be certain.

The UK's Number One sci-fi mag's still giving us all the latest news from Planet Speculative.

As well as a look at The Shining, it seems we're also supplied with info on the making of Starhunt, a film so awesome I can find no reference to it anywhere on the internet.

Hooray! The Titans makes its nostalgia-fulfilling return!

But not in landscape format.

Captain America finds himself in Vietnam and facing the deadly menace of The Sumo.

Even more excitingly, Iron Man has to thwart Gargantus, the deadly space Hypno-Neandertal.

And I would assume we're also getting one of Thor's very earliest adventures, to boot.

Marvel UK's clearly decided you just can't have too many comics with the Hulk in them.

Thus it is that we get a brand new book which reveals just how the mild-mannered Bruce Banner first became the Hulk.

We also get the terrifyingly magnetic terror of the Toad Men.

Just over a decade after the battling Cimmerian landed his own US mag, he lands his own UK pocket book which kicks off its run by reprinting his first three American issues.

Do you spend your evenings sobbing your eyes out over your love life?

Now you don't have to do it alone, as Young Romance pocket book is launched to give you a whole slew of females, who've been fools in love, to cry along with.

And we get the launch of yet another monthly. Ye Gods, do Marvel UK think we're made of money?

I believe that, this issue, we're given the origin of the Punisher who swears vengeance upon criminals, following the murder of his family. So, no resemblance to the plot of Death Wish at all, then.

Elsewhere, a rich woman hires Dominic Fortune to kidnap her husband who owes her a quarter of a million dollars.

And it seems that, on his night off, Moon Knight is called into action to protect his friend.

It is intriguing to think of super-heroes having nights off. I wonder if Batman has to notify Gotham City Police, in advance, when his nights off are?

What's this? Valour weekly has only just been launched and, already, it has a winter special?

Thor decides to get involved in the Trojan War. A decision that brings him into conflict with the Greek gods.

In other news, the demon N'Garai penetrates Dr Strange's Sanctum Sanctorum, which sounds painful. You can probably get ointment for it.

We also get full colour pin-ups featuring Thor, Dr Strange, Conan, Red Sonja and even Devil Dinosaur.

And, as if that's not enough, there's even a one-page advert for Frantic magazine, presented to us by Batroc the Leaper.

And here is that very aforementioned Valour weekly, starring none other than that powerhouse driver of comicbook sales himself, Devil Dinosaur!

So awesome is he that we even get Part One of a jigsaw that's dedicated to him!

And that's not all, because there's also a Conan tale called The Devil Has Many Legs in which our hero's still mourning the loss of Bêlit.

In a surprise development, we're served a Wally Wood narrated tale called The Bold and the Brave in which a youth with a dodgy leg seems to become a John Carter style fantasy hero.

Elsewhere, Dr Strange is up to something in New York and there's an old Lee/Kirby Tales of Asgard reprint.

It's November 1980 and you know what we need more of?

The launch of another new comic.

Seriously, what's going on? Has Paul Neary gone completely mad?

So, as far as I can make out, purely from the cover blurb, we've got the Micronauts (even though they're already in Star Heroes pocket book), Seeker 3000, Starlord and Paladin.

I assume we also get Nick Fury, judging by that image.

And it seems we have the chance to build our own space-ship. Elon Musk can only watch and envy us.

Hooray! The comic that was only launched mere months ago celebrates its 400th anniversary, making it older than the United States itself.

And it does so with style, by introducing the menace of the Rapier, surely Spider-man's greatest ever foe who I'm sure we all remember so well.

With both this week's Hulk and Spidey stories being granted 14 pages each, I'm assuming She-Hulk and Spider-Woman have found themselves dropped.

Will they return?

Who can know?

Apparently, Kaballa summons the fire-demons against the Golem.

I don't have a clue who Kaballa is or who the fire-demons are but it can't be good news for our clay-bound battler of evil.

The rest of this week's contents are a mystery to me.

Spider-Man and Nighthawk are still in pursuit of the Meteor-Man who's stolen one of Nighthawk's meteors.

I can't say I recall Kyle ever expressing any interest in collecting meteors in the pages of The Defenders.

Team-Up may be just eight issues old but, already, it has its own winter special.

From that cover, I'm detecting this is the tale in which Mary Jane gets possessed by the spirit of Red Sonja and she and Spidey get to fight some ancient wizard or other.

Elsewhere, in another tale, it's Spider-Man's turn to be possessed, as he's taken over by a woman called Karma who gets him to fight the Fantastic Four.

And, finally, Storm and the Black Panther unite to tackle someone called De Ruyter.

I cannot say whether possession is involved.

And here's an oddity, a winter special for a comic that doesn't even exist yet.

As far as I can make out, Thor and Loki team-up to find a Crystal of Blood for Odin and, in a separate tale, we're introduced to Omega the Unknown.

So, there you go, twenty-four publications hitting your news rack, right now. I hope you've got a lot of money because you're going to need it to buy that lot.

The Marvel Lucky Bag - November 1970.

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Dodecahedron.

There's only one reason I know that word.

And that's because it features in the book The Phantom Tollbooth.

But my first introduction to that tale wasn't via the book. It was via the film based on the book.

And that film came out this month in 1970.

However, it wasn't the only cinematic treat that escaped, there and then, because that November also saw the unleashing of Hammer's The Scars of Dracula.

That masterpiece, of course, starred the unlikely duo of singing TV cop Dennis Waterman and children's TV show presenter Jenny Hanley. Somehow, that oddness of casting makes it seem all the more memorable.

Second Doctor Who Patrick Troughton was also in it. Clearly, the film was the gift that kept giving.

I recall that, in it, Drac meets his fate by the same method the werewolf does in the Neal Adams drawn Batman story Moon of the Wolf. Coincidence? Who can know?

When it came to the UK singles chart, November kicked-off with Matthews' Southern Comfort's Woodstock at Number One. However, that was then displaced by Jimi Hendrix's Voodoo Chile, while the month ended with the top spot being held by Dave Edmund's I Hear Your Knocking.

Over on the British album chart, Led Zeppelin III initially held the high ground before being knocked down a peg or two by Bob Dylan's New Morning. But even his Bobness ultimately had to make way, as November ended with Andy Williams' Greatest Hits achieving chart supremacy. 

The Inhumans find themselves up against the power of the Mandarin in what I can't imagine being anything other than a one-sided smackdown, bearing in mind they outnumber him heavily and he's never won a fight against anyone.

The Black Widow's up to something as well, and I don't know what but it seems to involve a man with a bag over his head.

Hooray! We get the launch of yet another Marvel monster mag!

And how better to do so than by giving us the exploits of a fiend who even has a name that's almost, "Monster?"

In the issue's second tale, an alien comes to Earth, to check out whether to invade it. In the end, he decides not to bother and, instead, settles down with a nice Earth girl.

Finally, a criminal discovers a genie and intends to use its powers for his own benefit.

I must confess I habitually ignore Sgt Fury's book in this feature but I feel I have to include this issue purely because of that cover.

However, I'm sensing, "The All-American," will turn out to be more trouble than he's worth.

Attuma captures Namor, Triton and Sting-Ray and orders them to fight each other or he'll put the kibosh on Diane Arliss.

Happily, Subby concocts a cunning plan which involves the trio swimming round and round and round in circles.

Issue #3 of Where Creatures Roam gives us the tale of Thorg who older readers will remember as Thorr, a villain bearing a noticeable resemblance to the mighty Thor's first foes the Stone Men from Saturn.

In our other tales, we get a man who declares himself to have been the victim of a sorcerer, a man who demands to be saved from the Mole Men and, finally, a man who declares that he lives again.

Hooray! Groot's on the loose!

Sadly, there's no sign of any of the other Guardians of the Galaxy and, in this tale, his attempts to abduct an entire town are thwarted by the unleashing of termites.

That's followed by the tale of a scientist, with a time machine, who's unable to distinguish between the past and future, a skill you'd have thought a prerequisite for anyone building a time machine.

Then we have the tale of a sculptor who falls in love with one of his creations and has himself turned into wood.

And, finally, none of a pilot's passengers believe him when he says they've just had a near-miss with a flying saucer.

But what he doesn't know is that one of those passengers is a Martian!

Fifty years ago this month - November 1970.

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I don't normally associate Miss World with high drama but it certainly was in November 1970.

That's because it was stricken by not one but two setbacks.

The first was that, even as Bob Hope hosted it in London's Royal Albert Hall, the glitz and glamour was disrupted by Women's Lib protesters.

The second was The Angry Brigade lived up to their name by leaving a bomb outside the venue, in protest at separate black and white contestants having been chosen to represent South Africa.

But The Angry Brigade weren't the only ones who were fed up. For it was also the month in which The American Indian Movement seized a replica of The Mayflower in Boston.

Possibly not so irate were the people of the UK who were having to make sure they'd offloaded all their ten-shilling notes, as they ceased to be legal tender, in yet another move towards decimalisation.

I must confess I've no memory at all of the ten-shilling note and have no clue just how common or uncommon they were.

What I do have a memory of is The Goodies, that TV comedy show which was effectively Monty Python for kids. The series made its debut, on BBC Two, that month and quickly became a favourite with the public, even if it's not necessarily stood the test of time as well as it might have.

By means that are blurry to me, Aries has taken over New York City and sealed it off from the outside world.

Come to think of it, hasn't he done it by gassing everyone while they're asleep, so they've awoken to find their city occupied by his mercenary army?

Not that it matters, because Daredevil's on hand to help the Avengers deal with the fiend. Aries might fancy his chances against the world's mightiest super-team but what hope does he have against a blind acrobat?

That cad Baron Strucker finds an amnesiac youth, somewhere or other, and hypnotises him into thinking he's Bucky.

Strucker, of course, then uses this fake Bucky to lure Cap into a trap.

But is he a fake Bucky?

It would appear a movie mogul decides he needs to take violent action against those he deems un-American.

Apparently, that's what happens. I've no recall of this tale at all.

But it looks like it's bad news for DD.

The multi-part epic comes to its conclusion as Magneto seizes control of New York and...

...hold on a minute. Aries has also seized control of New York. How can they both have seized control of New York at the same time and why does neither seem to have noticed the presence of the other?

Anyway, this half of the New York Invasion Equation is thwarted by Reed Richards who invents a gun that turns Magneto's power against him.

Seemingly, Reed has no interest in doing anything about Aries' invasion.

It's one of my Hulk faves, as the green globetrotter finds himself having to play the part of a golem, in order to liberate a tiny country from the clutches of Draxon the dictator.

I have no recollection of this one at all but it sees the introduction of Kevin O'Brien, so it has some kind of historical significance.

I definitely have a recollection of this one. You'd need a heart of stone not to be traumatised by it, as George Stacy dies trying to save a child from a falling chimney stack.

And, now, more than ever, the world is convinced that Spider-Man is a menace.

Speaking of menaces, Dr Doom decides to hire the services of Donald Blake, in the belief the physician can perform the surgery needed to rebuild his face.

Of course, it's all a ruse by Thor to gain access to Latveria and rescue a scientist that Doom's holding prisoner.

Given Doom's Marvel ubiquity, it does seem amazing that it's taken this long for Thor to actually come up against him.

October 29th, 1980 - Marvel UK, 40 years ago this week.

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Wait! What's this? Another week has passed and Marvel UK's down to just three weekly comics? Is the bony hand of Death knocking at the imprint's front door, once more?

No. It isn't.

In fact, not only is the House of Ideas still publishing a zillion and one monthlies but there's a whole new slew of weeklies about to hit the newsagents, as well. What kind of madness is this? Is whoever's in charge trying to take over the whole blamed world?

If so, coverage of that conquest'll have to wait another seven days. For now, let's see what the company's giving us that displays a cover date belonging to the last week of October 1980.

All I know about this issue is Spider-Man's fight to thwart the Vulture's takeover of the New York mobs continues and we also get a two-page spread showing us the layouts of the Daily Bugle and the Daily Globe, as well as the campus of ESU.

I think we're all been desperate for those treats.

It would also appear the Hulk gets to tangle with Moon Knight, although that's not a story I could claim to have any memory of.

I'm even more clueless about the contents of this one but, clearly, Kull's still battling those Devil-Birds that were so vexing him last issue.

And I suspect ROM's probably still having to wage war without his Neutraliser.

And I finish off with another rubbish attempt at a summary because all I know about this issue is Spidey gets to team-up with Nighthawk in a scrap to the death with the Meteor Man and, also, the Torpedo has his own strip.

I'm also certain Morbius' series is still running, though I couldn't say what's currently happening in it.

All in all, thanks to my ignorance, I can't help feeling this week's post has been a bit of a washout.

Fortunately, I've already written the vast bulk of next week's Marvel UK post and know it's so packed solid with useful info that it's practically bursting at the seams.

In fact, the World Wide Web'll probably collapse beneath the sheer weight of it.

Therefore, if you meet the man who owns the internet, please remember to apologise to him, on my behalf.

The Cross-Over From Hell. Tomb of Dracula #18 & Werewolf by Night #15.

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The first Marvel multi-title crossover story I can remember ever reading was the nightmarish horror that occurred when Tomb of Dracula first collided with Werewolf by Night.

How I remember reading both books at the same time, as I sat in the raised cafeteria of Sheffield's indoor Sheaf Market whose main claim to fame was being next to the indoor Castle Market where the video for Tony Christie's Walk Like a Panther was shot.

How glamorous, but neither of these characters walked like a panther. One walked like a dog and one walked like a bat.

Still, I didn't let that put me off.

So, with Halloween looming, it's time for me to revisit that two-part trauma-thon and see just what's going down in Fang Land.

Jack Russell and his lady friend Topaz are travelling to Transylvania, in search of answers about his family's history of lycanthropy.

At the same time, Frank Drake and his lady friend Rachel Van Helsing are also travelling to that very same part of Europe, in search of Dracula who's headed out there for whatever reason.

Neither couple is aware of the other's existence, nor of each other's mission.

But the two missions soon intersect because it turns out the very first lycanthrope in Jack's family was his great, great, great grandfather who, after staking Dracula, was turned into a beast by a female werewolf the Count had been keeping prisoner.

Dracula, meanwhile, has decided he fancies getting his teeth into Topaz, even though he discovers she has a strange power to mentally repel him, thanks to her magic abilities.

Needless to say, this leads vampire and werewolf into conflict, one in which the werewolf does surprisingly well, thanks to the influence Topaz is exerting on both his and Dracula's minds.

Anyway, just as the fight's reaching its apex, Frank and Rachel show up to distract Dracula and seize a book that could enable them to destroy him, before fleeing in their helicopter, forcing Vlad to take off in hot pursuit and leaving Topaz and Wolfie far behind.

For a story that's spread over two parts, it's a surprisingly simple tale. What's good about it is we get to learn a little more of Jack's backstory and he, for once, isn't totally useless in a fight. In fact, he actually manages to win one.

Granted, it's against a drunken sailor but it's one more fight than he normally manages to win.

He, of course, doesn't defeat Dracula but that part is one of the story's main weaknesses.

In order to make the scrap not as one-sided as all logic suggests it would be, Dracula has to be portrayed as remarkably ineffective in this tale. Not only does he not manage to summon the wherewithal to defeat his hairy foe, he twice has a perfect chance to kill Rachel and Frank and twice departs without doing so, letting them off the hook for no real reason. 

He also tries to sabotage their helicopter - laughing maniacally as he does so - and does such a terrible job of it that, when they climb into it, they have no difficulty flying off in it at full pelt, leaving the villain to have to turn into a bat and flap like crazy to chase after them.

I think we can assume he's having an off-day.

Speaking of off-days, I'm not sure that either Gene Colan or Mike Ploog produce their best work in this tale, while Marv Wolfman sort of does what he has to.

This tale's set in modern-day Europe, which means it's, inevitably, somehow, still the 19th Century, and Transylvania seems remarkably British. Even the local inn's sign is in, "Olde," English.

I'm also not sure about Dracula's ideas about time management. We're told he's travelled all the way back to Transylvania, from England, in order to concentrate on hatching his next scheme.

But the scheme he then hatches is to return to England and carry on doing what he was already doing.

I can't help feeling that was something of a wasted journey.

So, in the end, it's all non-decisive and I feel the tale has to be seen as just another episode in the turbulent lives of both sets of characters, rather than an awesome and historic epic that fans will never forget.

October 22nd, 1980 - Marvel UK, 40 years ago this week.

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Who's a woman in love?

Barbra Streisand is.

At least she was, in this week exactly 40 years ago, as her single of that title hit the top of the UK singles chart, thanks to the songwriting skills of the Brothers Gibb.

To be honest, I can barely remember it. I shall have a quick listen to it, on YouTube, to refresh my memory.

...

...

...

I have now listened to it.

It's OK.

That is my considered opinion.

Holy feathery dooms! The Vulture has Spidey in chains and about to be incinerated! Is it the end of our web-spinning superstar?

No, but it could all be bad news for the villain's nephew.

Elsewhere, Iron Man discovers the truth about the robot he thought was She-Hulk - but now his alter-ego and hers must face each other in a court of law.

Even more elsewhere, Morgan Le Fey's out to kill Magnus - and only Spider-Woman can stop her!

I don't have a clue who Magnus is.

Is it just me or is Spider-Woman the most random strip of all time?

I'm not sure what the Hulk's up to this week but I think he might be smashing-up a high street while a man sits up a flagpole.

If the cover's to be believed, ROM's been separated from his Neutraliser!

I don't have a clue what that is but I can't help suspecting its absence may be a bad thing.

Elsewhere, Kull's up against the talons of the devil-birds.

Spidey and the Falcon are still teaming up to tangle with whoever it is they're tangling with.

And it would appear we're going to be told what would have happened if Spider-Man had become a film star.

But, of course, Spider-Man did become a film star. I've seen the movies.

The rest of this week's contents are a mystery to me.

It's a historic moment, as Marvel UK's biggest-selling weekly reaches its last-ever issue. 

But not to fear, for, next week, it'll become a monthly.

And, to celebrate, Leia has a showdown with Darth Vader which involves her trying to blackmail him.

Has he told her, yet, that he's her father?

He's taking his time over it. He could barely wait to tell Luke.

In other matters, we get more of Killraven's origin.

In the reprint of Marvel's adaptation of the first Star Wars movie, old Ben Kenobi saves Luke from the Sand People while the empire's busy killing Luke's aunt and uncle.

And, finally, in I Was a Prisoner of the Martians, a tyrannical film director's kidnapped by extraterrestrials - and his only hope of liberation is if the actors he's been bullying feel motivated to rescue him.

Forty years ago today - October 1980.

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You know, a wise man once said, "Get on with it, you moron." So, I will.

Zukala's back!

And, for reasons I don't recall, he wants to sacrifice Red Sonja.

Obviously, Conan's having none of that.

Except it turns out he's having plenty of that - because Zukala's promised he'll restore Bêlit to life if Conan helps him bump off the warrior woman.

Happily, the barbarian thinks better of it and comes to Sonja's rescue, just in the nick of time.

Not so happily, throughout the tale, Rascally Roy manages to portray Sonja as barely more than another feeble damsel in distress.

Royston, let Sonja kick bottom, for once.

The FF, Agatha Harkness and Gabriel the exorcist have all descended upon Salem, to sort out Agatha's son and free Franklin Richards from his evil possession.

But, before they can do that, they're going to have to deal with the return of the town's very own team of super-villains.

Woodgod's gone all High Evolutionary and created a whole community of animal-men for him to lead.

Now, the Hulk's ventured into their midst, in order to rescue Rick Jones and friends from their clutches.

I seem to recall this tale just sort of fizzling out, with the Hulk getting bored of fighting, and leaving.

Kraven's gone into retirement, having decided that being a super-villain is unworthy of a man of his principles

Unfortunately, his disapproving girlfriend goads him into making one final attempt to get the better of Spider-Man.

And, of course, it all ends the same way it always has.

Kraven is, however, portrayed in a far more sympathetic light, here, than has traditionally been the case.

What's this? Hobie Brown is back and causing limited trouble for our hero again?

As it transpires, he isn't. The Cat Burglar from Amazing Spider-Man #30 has, in fact, returned and is running errands for fashion criminal Belladonna, in Hobie's stolen costume.

Sadly, the man seems to be more of a pathetic dupe than anything and it's not long before his employer's betraying him, in her attempts to bump-off Spidey.

At last, we get an answer to why Odin struck a deal with the Celestials, umpteen zillion years ago - and it all leads to Odin taking over the Destroyer and having a noticeably one-sided fight with the Celestials before Thor has a noticeably one-sided fight with them before Thor's mum turns up, from nowhere, and does a deal with the space giants to make them go away.

This implies, to me, that the solution to any problem is to just have Thor's mum show up.

Back in the real world,  humanity emits a sigh of relief, as a protracted and confusing storyline finally comes to an end.

In the wake of Jean's death, Cyclops quits the team, and Kitty Pryde joins it.

I think this issue's mostly taken up with flashbacks but I could be wrong.

How very topical. People keep telling Cap he should run for president and, so, he gives it considerable thought before bottling it and deciding it's not his bag, man.

I'm fairly certain this issue contains a flashback to his origin because where would an issue of Captain America be without telling us how he came into being, for the gabillionth time?

Thor may be celebrating his 300th issue but the Avengers are celebrating their 200th.

And they do it by unravelling the mystery of where Ms Marvel's baby's come from and how it's growing to adulthood at an alarming rate.

As far as I can recall, it's all something to do with Immortus, female abduction, mind-control, gaslighting and dubious weirdness that probably doesn't even make any sense, anyway, when you try to figure it out.

Madame Masque has returned to her life of crime but, fortunately, Iron Man and friends are on hand to put a stop to whatever nefarious schemes she's concocted.