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Steve Austin may have been worth six million dollars but, this week in 1981, Bryan Robson was worth one and a half million pounds.
Granted, that's less than six million dollars but it was still a British record fee for a footballer when it was paid by Manchester United to West Bromwich Albion for the 24-year-old.
For comparison, the current British transfer record is the £100 million Manchester City paid to sign Jack Grealish from Aston Villa, earlier this year.
Those are, clearly, some very valuable people but of, no doubt, equal value to their record companies are the music superstars of the world.
And leading that particular pack, that week, were the Police who smashed their way onto the UK album chart at Number One, thanks to their latest platter Ghost in the Machine.
Over on the singles chart, Adam & the Ants were still ruling the roost, with Prince Charming.
Judging by that cover, it's the one in which Cap agrees to be locked in a prison, in order to test its security, and then has to decide whether to aid a prisoner breakout.
All while trying to reform a young offender.
Apparently, the Dazzler defeats the Enforcers, and Tony Stark's in England.
What he's doing there, I couldn't say.
It's the return we all demanded, as the Gibbon makes his tree-swinging comeback!
That's because his alter-ego Martin Blank's working in television and has promised his bosses he can help them get footage of Spider-Man.
And that can only mean one thing.
A new clash between the two super-doers.
However, it's even worse than that because the Beetle's back!
And in his brand new costume!
As for the Hulk's strip, our emerald anti-hero's still under the mental control of the Corruptor and it seems nothing can stop him.
Or can it?
After all, he still has to contend with the awesome might of the new Teen Brigade and a quartet of Western-themed do-gooders, including Red Wolf.
Hooray! Daredevil's back in New York, following his time stalking Karen Page in Hollywood!
And, from the looks of it, he's going to have to follow his father's footsteps by climbing into the boxing ring.
But, first, he'll need to deal with someone called Kragg.
Kragg would appear to be a mobster, with plenty of henchmen.
I can share no info about what the Black Panther's up to.
This month's issue presents us with three awesome tales.
In the first, as the cover reveals, the Absorbing Man's back.
I'm assuming this is the one where he's trying to flee the country but the Avengers won't let him and he commits suicide by jumping in the sea and dissipating.
In our second, it's a blast from the past, as we receive a reprint of the 1960s Thomas and Buscema yarn in which Diablo uses Dragon Man to take Goliath and the Wasp captive.
But there's all-new fare from Captain Britain when he and Jackdaw find themselves pursued by police because superheroes have been outlawed. And, meanwhile, a nearby rubbish tip produces a monster made of rubbish.
This time out, we have a look at the Jon Pertwee serial The Daemons, are given an episode guide that spans Evil of the Daleks through to Enemy of the World, receive a Monster Gallery Special and are granted an interview with the show's former monster designer John Friedlander.
As if that wasn't enough, we also get the two comic strips the world knows as Black Sun Rising and The Freefall Warriors.
A, no doubt, packed edition delivers reprints of Moon Knight issues #1 and #2 in which our hero goes looking for Bushman then sets off to capture the Skid-Row Slasher.
Just to make us feel spoiled, there's also a four-part Night Raven yarn and an interview with artist David Lloyd.
It's yet more hero-based hilarity from the company that knows how to mock itself. This time, drawn from the pages of 1967's Not Brand Echh #5.
Marvel UK's most successful sci-fi book hits its 150th issue, with an untold story starring Han Solo.
And it's going to introduce us to the full horror of the Hellhoop!
Somehow, I can't bring myself to view the word "Hellhoop" as being in any way, shape or form threatening.
Far more threatening is what's facing Mars' deadliest foe.
That's right. Killraven's still in his Herb Trimpe phase and is battling a bunch of tentacles - in the far-flung future of 2018!
Gasp as Marvel's silentest hero takes on the menacing master of electricity.
Can it be? Has Electro finally encountered a foe he can defeat?
Elsewhere, Iron Fist would appear to be up against a bunch of talking plants, thanks to Chris Claremont and John Byrne.
Meanwhile, Shatterstar's captured Marvel's 2nd-most silentest hero Black Bolt and has opted to leave him hanging over Attilan's main public square until he dies.
This is it! A brand new magazine hits our newsagents!
And it's dedicated to Blake's 7!
Marvel UK's already had great success with its book dedicated to the BBC's other great sci-fi franchise Doctor Who. So, how can it possibly fail with this one?
Quite easily, as it turns out. While Doctor Who Magazine may still be going strong in 2021, this title will only survive for 23 issues.
Still, I'm sure they're great issues.
In this one, we get 40 star-packed pages and a colour pin-up. Not to mention The Facts Behind the Smash Hit TV Series, a picture strip called Mission of Mercy, Vila's Gags, reviews of Outland and Condorman, a text story called Prisoners of Carpaxia, a text story called Credit Transfer and a four-page profile of Avon actor Paul Darrow.
We even have the chance to win Space Shuttle model kits!
Good God above, it has to be worth 45 pence of anyone's money.
And it's not just Blake's 7 that's getting its own mag, this month.
ITV's smash Worzel Gummidge has one too!
Given the show's popularity - and that it stars former Doctor Who Jon Pertwee, how can this one fail?
With effortless aplomb.
It either lasts for just 12 issues or 15, depending on which source you look at.
Regardless, this edition gives us various things, including the chance to win a Worzel Gummidge T-shirt.
I think we'd all love to be seen around town, wearing that one.
It would appear we also get a free record, which seems a bit above the freebies which usually turn up in Marvel UK's comics, although I suspect it's going to be one of those flexi discs that don't even have a B-side.
The Micronauts find themselves in the sub-atomic world of Oceania.
The writers do know there's a real place called Oceania?
It's just dawned on me. Isn't that thing in the giant hand the weapon Scorpio used to use?
Captain Marvel and Star Trek are also in this issue.
It would seem Rick Jones and Marv are chilling on Titan when the perennial sidekick decides he's got to return to Earth to fulfill his duties as a singer.
I can hear the music lovers of Earth all celebrating that decision.
Elsewhere, the Enterprise crew find themselves assisted, in their latest mission, by a bunch of living garden gnomes.
Seriously.
Our brawling barbarian's still having trouble with those pesky swords across the Alimane in a tale adapted from L. Sprague de Camp and Lin Carter's Conan the Liberator.
That's a striking cover by someone or other, although the design and colour scheme do make it difficult to read the blurbs.
I do know the X-Men and Thing have tales in this issue but can make no claims to know what those tales involve.
And there's yet more Blake's 7 goodness from the company, as Starburst gives us an interview with the show's newest cast member.
My razor-sharp senses tell me that new cast member is future Dempsey and Makepiece star Glynis Barber.
We also get a review of Escape From New York.
Plus, there's a look back at The Stepford Wives and a look forward to the BBC's Day of the Triffids, as well as news of the latest movie to star Starburst cover favourite Caroline Munro.
I suspect that movie may be The Last Horror Film but cannot officially confirm that.
I can confirm, though, that, despite its title, other horror films have since been made.
Thanks to Loki, the Hulk finds himself in Asgard and battling a whole host of Norse gods.
Sadly, none of them are Thor, as he's off somewhere else while all this is going on. So, Hulkie has to settle for fighting the Warriors Three, instead.
And that's not all we get because we also get the Hulk's epic battle with the Sub-Mariner in Miami, as arranged by the Puppet Master and Marie Severin.
I don't know much about this one but I know we get a pair of tales, one called The Blood of Bel-Hissar and the other called Moon of Zembabwei.
We also get our first encounter with Khitai which I think is Robert E Howardese for, "China."
Yet another new book launches, as Marvel Classics Comics gives us the company's adaptation of War of the Worlds.
And not a Killraven in sight.
In a shock development, Maximus has deposed Black Bolt and seized the throne of Attilan!
Again.
Happily, the Fantastic Four have turned up to help out.
And they'd better do it quick, as the inhumane Inhuman has taken Crystal captive!
Oh dear. Johnny'll have a meltdown.
Unless I miss my guess, this is the one in which JJ offers a thousand-dollar reward for the capture of notorious burglar the Cat. A reward Spider-Man intends to collect.
Meanwhile, Betty tells Peter that Ned Leeds has asked her to marry him.
And even more meanwhile, the Master Planner's lurking in the background.
But who can he be?
Who?
Iceman has to fight Magneto?
On his own?
I don't fancy his chances.
I do believe this is the one in which half the tale's drawn by Gene Colan and the other by Jack Kirby, which is not at all a clash of styles.
Unless I misremember, Warlord Krang is, in some way to blame for the conflict between the two heroes and is, possibly, holding Dorma captive because that's the kind of thing he likes to do.
The Man-Thing would appear to be up against Medusa who's firing things at him, in some sort of way.
Frankly, I don't have a clue how this has all come about.
It's yet another edition of Young Romance pocket book whose cover cannot be found online and whose contents are similarly opaque.
The good news is that, as far as I can make out, the next issue's the final one and nevermore will we encounter this problem.