Sunday 25 March 2018

Get ready to hide behind your settee because, at last, we tackle the best horror films of all time.

NIght of the Demon, the monster
At last, this blog's author shows his true face to the world.
This site's recent talk of what are the greatest science fiction films of all time - and whether the form always benefits from a dose of added horror - inevitably turns the conversation to horror itself and, through that, to just what are the finest films of that genre.

And that's all for the good because I must confess that, even more than sci-fi, I do love a good horror film.

When it comes to the golden oldies, my favourites list will always include Quatermass and the Pit, Night of the Demon and The Innocents, while, from more modern times, I have a serious liking for Let the Right One In and Ginger Snaps.

Leaving Quatermass and the Pit aside, my favourite Hammer productions would have to be The Devil Rides Out, The Plague of the Zombies and Dr Jekyll and Sister Hyde. The latter of  those films clearly should be a right load of old cobblers, a film built around a joke of a title, and yet it does what it does with a style that makes it impossible not to love it.

Talk of Hammer inevitably brings me to a curious subgenre, which is movies that aren't by Hammer but are clearly pretending to be. My favourites from that frequently strange movement have to be Horror Express, a somewhat unhinged look at what happens when Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing, Telly Savalas and a space alien all find themselves on the same train together, and The Creeping Flesh, in which Peter Cushing experiments with a mysterious skeleton he's uncovered, and then lives to regret it.

Although I love Hammer films, I must confess I'm not so fussed about their predecessors, the old Universal horror movies. They're good fun but I generally don't find them very compelling. My favourite of them would probably have to be Bride of Frankenstein, if only for Elsa Lanchester's hair.

When it comes to science fiction tales with a horror angle, who can beat the first two Alien offerings and the first two versions of The Thing From Another World? Not to mention the first two versions of Invasion of the Body Snatchers? With its monster from the id, Forbidden Planet also makes effective use of its horror dimension.

I must confess I'm not a huge fan of slasher movies, as they all blur into one for me, which is probably why the cliché-mocking Scream is easily my favourite of that genre.

Other than the aforementioned The Plague of the Zombies, zombie movies also mostly leave me cold. I generally find the zombies in them to be poor conversationalists.

Anyway, I'm sure I've missed out a million and one great films and, if I have, you're free to say so in the comments section below. Then again, if I haven't, you are, of course, free to agree with me. Then again, you're also free to disagree with me. That's how liberated the internet is these days.

32 comments:

TC said...

Phantom of the Opera (1925)
Frankenstein (1931)
King Kong (1933)
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
Mark of the Vampire (1935)
The Ghost Breakers (1940)
The Uninvited (1944)
The Body Snatcher (1945)
Dead of Night (1945)
Dracula (US: Horror of Dracula) (1958)
Night of the Demon (US: Curse of the Demon) (1958)
The Mummy (1959)

I left out several classics like The Thing From Another World, Them!, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, and Forbidden Planet, since they were already mentioned in the post about SF movies.

The Pit & the Pendulum (1961), The Raven (1963), The Masque of the Red Death (1964), House of Dark Shadows (1970), The Vampire Lovers (1970), The House That Dripped Blood (1971), Tales From the Crypt (1972), and The Vault of Horror (1973) are not Great Art, but they are fun. They would be my suggestions for a Halloween party for kids in their early teens.

Steve W. said...

TC, that is a truly magnificent list.

Tharg said...

HELLRAISER (deserves the All Caps!) is still a masterpiece. Monsters be there but not much of -10 mins or so. The real horror comes from the dysfunctional family (if my family are reading this it’s just a co-incidence this is my favourite).

Cronenburgh’s Videodrome and Hammer’s ‘57 Dracula are the two other 10/10 for me.

May, AntiChrist, Angel Heart, Cube and Possession are other favourites.

There are many superb horrors that aren’t in English: Vanishing Point (AKA Spoorloos), Ju-On, Onibaba and Suspiria are ones that come to mind.

Of the early movies, Island if Lost Souls is a cracker.

‘101 Horror Movies you must see before you die’ is a good guide and a ‘fun’ thing to do in October is watch 31 horror movies.

Scream is hated by many horror fans, but always thought it a classic. Lately The Walking Dead (granted it’s TV) had been scaring the bejeezus out of me.

-Tharg

Simon B said...

Of course, as a great man once said, "horror is an emotion not a genre". Sometimes it's hard to define exactly what is a horror film. Is Jaws a horror film or an action movie / fishing-trip-gone-wrong / comedy / family drama? Is Alien a horror film or a science fiction film? Or both? I'm going for both...
Anyway, here are some of my faves that probably are horror films:

Frankenstein / Bride of Frankenstein ( can't really separate them, like the Godfather I & II )
The Mummy ( 1932 )
The Invisible Man ( 1933 )
Cat People ( 1942 )
Night Of The Demon ( of course! )
The Haunting ( 1963 - don't mention the God-awful remake! )
Psycho
The Devil Rides Out
The Exorcist
Don't Look Now
The Wicker Man
( These last two were originally on a double-bill. Can you imagine? )
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Carrie ( 1976 )
Halloween
The Shining
An American Werewolf In London
Dawn Of The Dead
Hellraiser
A Nightmare On Elm Street ( the first one, obviously... )
Evil Dead II
Misery
The Blair Witch Project
Paranormal Activity

That'll have to do. I'm sure I've missed loads out and unfortunately there wasn't any room for Night Of The Lepus...





Aggy said...

I always say I'm not teally a horror fan, but I also buy pretty much everything 88 Films publish so...

As for my Sci-Fi list this is less a top 10 and more a list of regular watched movies.

Suspira
Alien
Satans School for girls (original)
The Fog (original)
Care Bears The Movie
The Bogey Man
City of the Living Dead
Quatermass 2
X The Unknown
The Thing
Night of the Comet

Anonymous said...

Steve, you forgot to mention Spice World.
Speaking of abject horror, the political situation in my country has gotten so bad that I've recently taken to re-reading the works of H.P. Lovecraft.
I find it a pleasant diversion and distraction from the day's events. The idea of the Old Ones coming back to our dimension, consuming all of humanity and then tearing the Earth from it's gravitational mores and sending it spinning into the outer cosmic gulf doesn't worry me much any more.
If Cthulu or Azathoth, the blind mad god of the Abyss ran for president two years from now, I would wanna know what their positions were on sales taxes and renewable energy investment.
Having said that, one of the most frightening scenes I've seen in any movie was in Angel Heart, this crime noir/horror movie from the '80's, starring a young Mickey Rourke and Bob DeNiro as "Louis Cypher."
Yeah, you get the idea. At the end, this private detective finds out that he has been living with another man's name and memories for years, and that he is in fact a mass murderer and he has sold his soul to the Devil. He realizes suddenly that he's about to be arrested, sent to the gas chamber, and then spend the rest of eternity in Hell. And there's nothing he can do about it.
This is a bummer, man!
But seriously, the dawning horror and terror, and then resigned despair is chilling to watch. Good acting job by Rourke, who I always thought was underrated.
Scariest thing I ever saw in a movie.
I don't believe in Hell literally, you understand. To me it's a metaphor, but as a fictional concept it's pretty terrifying.

M.P.

Anonymous said...

Angel Heart - Rourke and DeNiro both upstaged by the girl from the Cosby Show. Good call M.P.
Make America cyclopean again! If you haven't seen it, the 2005 Call of Cthulhu film has been posted at www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPZ2sQzmsuY
Low budget, but well worth investigating if you're up for a bit of the old Lovecraftian dread.

My fave horror flick is Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me. Maybe its because I wasn't into the tv show so didn't expect much, but it blew me away when I saw it as part of a double bill (with Santa Sangre - what a night at the cinema that was!)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVNQjThgg3o
We live inside a dream.

-sean

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the tips, Sean. Always a pleasure to conversate with you. (is that a word?)
Haven't seen the Cthulhu film or the Twin Peaks movie yet. Read good things about the latter, so I'll check 'em out.
Speaking of Lovecraft, I have a certain fondness for the film Dagon, from the late '90's. Beware the sea god! Also John Carpenter's In the Mouth of Madness, which is pure Lovecraft. Other cheesy horror movies I might suggest are Carpenter's Prince of Darkness and the '80's movie The Keep. Not Sir Ian Mckellen's best work, I admit, but the film has a certain goofy charm.
Cthulhu-Dagon 2020 for president and vice-president!
Why choose the lesser evil?

M.P.

Steve W. said...

Tharg, Cerebus, Aggy, Sean and MP, thanks for the lists. There are one or two on them that I have yet to see.

Anonymous said...

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Trump Mar-a-Lago wgah-nagl fhtagn, MP.
I keep meaning to see In the Mouth of Madness, but still haven't got round to it; probably because its a John Carpenter flick made after the 80s. The Thing and They Live are fantastic, but you have to proceed with caution after that...

-sean

Anonymous said...

Most of the classics have been mentioned but I'll add:

Dr. Terror's House Of Horrors (1965) - another of those films pretending to be Hammer.

Dracula, Prince Of Darkness (1966) - in my opinion the best of Christopher Lee's Dracula films. Dracula never speaks a single word during the film, just snarls like a rabid animal.

Race With The Devil (1975) - four holidaymakers accidentally witness a girl being sacrificed to the devil and are chased through Texas by the coven.

The Omen (1976).

Zoltan: Hound Of Dracula (1978) - Dracula's dog is resurrected and ends up in America looking for Dracula's only living descendant. It sounds ridiculous but I loved it - and there's a great twist ending!

And a couple of modern horror films:

Dog Soldiers (2002) - British squaddies vs. werewolves!!

The Innkeepers (2011) - the last days of a spooky hotel in Connecticut. It stars Kelly McGillis who was famous in the '80s (Top Gun, Witness) but nowadays she's unrecognizable.

Anonymous said...

Just some thoughts on Night Of The Demon:

It reminds me of watching BBC Two's horror/sci-fi double-bill on Saturday nights during the summer months in the late '70s and early '80s. Those Saturday double-bills introduced me to a lot of horror and sci-fi black & white classics.

The Kate Bush song Hounds Of Love begins with a line from Night Of The Demon:
"It's in the trees, it's coming!"

If I recall correctly, Night Of The Demon also includes a quote from my favourite poem "The Rime Of The Ancient Mariner" by Samuel Taylor Coleridge:

Like one that on a lonesome road,
Doth walk in fear and dread.
And having once turned round, walks on,
And turns no more his head,
Because he knows a frightful fiend,
Doth close behind him tread.

Is that chilling or what ???

Steve W. said...

I think my strongest memory of those BBC2 double-bills was This Island Earth and Barbarella being shown back-to-back.

Hammer films always make me think of Appointment With Fear, which was a Friday night feature on Yorkshire TV that used to show horror films, after the News at Ten. I don't know if it was a national thing or if it was just a regional feature but it introduced me to more Peter Cushing movies than one would have thought could possibly exist. Its opening titles, involving various monster faces morphing into each other, were actually scarier than the movies.

Anonymous said...

Steve, Appointment With Fear wasn't national - I'd have watched otherwise!

I forgot to mention Blood From The Mummy's Tomb - ancient Egyptian mumbo-jumbo and Valerie Leon...what's not to like??

Charlie Horse 47 said...

Charlie has absolutely nothing to add to the superlative lists and comments above. So, how about a different spin on "horror."

The Zeppelin Hindenburg bursting into flames, burning and crashing into the ground, all the while the dashing young Herbert Morrison giving us the "play by play."

"Oh the humanity...!"

Anonymous said...

I have spot for the Amicus films which were probably the most Hammer like of the non Hammer production houses. Their anthology films were a big influence on the League of Gentlemen and Inside no 9. The previously mentioned Dr. Terror's House of Horror being a typical example.

Most scariest viewing experience is the opening 10 minutes of '28 Days Later' when there's only two people in the cinema. Brutal.

DW

Steve W. said...

I too have a soft spot for the Amicus anthologies, although they all blur into one for me and so I don't have a favourite. Any set of films that can give us Alan Freeman being menaced by a plant, Tom Baker doing voodoo paintings and Roy Castle getting punished for playing his trumpet is alright by me.


Anonymous said...

Steve, I've been investigating those horror/sci-fi double-bills using BBC Genome and, believe it or not, I stumbled across the very one you mentioned - the double-bill of This Island Earth and Barbarella was broadcast on Saturday, August 23rd 1975.

I'd thought those double-bills had started around 1978 but Genome proved me wrong!

Anonymous said...

Colin

I think they started again midway through 1977 with the Bela Lugosi Dracula, followed by the Christopher Lee version. Subsequently they featured Frankenstein, The Ghoul, The Mummy, Wolf-man etc, before moving onto the sequels. They typically featured the 1930's Universal version followed by the Hammer colour remake. I generally made it to the start of Universal movie but usually fell asleep before the Hammer, which was invariably the version I was looking forward to. Those crazy pre-VHS days.

DW

Killdumpster said...

Yes! Steve Does HORROR!

The first horror flick I ever saw was in 1964 while my parents were playing late night cards with friends. The movie was SNOW CREATURE. I was mystified by it, because all I ever saw on t.v. was westerns, war, detective flicks. My dad ran our tv. I was amazed that there were such movies! My next exposure was the Japanese film H-MAN, A liquid monster that ate people right out off their clothes.

Killdumpster said...

I agree with virtually every title & opinion as far as Universal, Hammer & Amicus titles. Ill throw out some that I can recommend without repeating :

BLOOD ON SATAN'S CLAW
ALTERED STATES
DEMONSEED
WITHOUT WARNING
FROM UKNOWN ORIGIN
MARTIN
EATEN ALIVE(Tobe Hooper)
DEATHDREAM
SHOCK WAVES
PHANTASM (Most of the series,anyway)

Steve-

Not ALL zombie films are unwatchably bad.

Paul Naschy is my favorite werewolf actor. I can pop any of his movies in my player any day of the week.

Killdumpster said...

There was a tv producer here in the states by the name of Dan Curtis. He believed in the viability of horror for television. He had a long running vampire soap-opera called Dark Shadows, but also produced the following tv movies/shows that I recommend:

DRACULA (starring Jack Palance)
Moon Of The Wolf
DONT BE AFRAID OF THE DARK (NOT the Del Toro Movie)
NIGHT STALKER & NIGHT STRANGLER (Which the short lived but fun Kolchack the Night STALKER series spun-off from, hope you guys got to see it)

Now I'm thinking the NIGHT STALKER got. a European theatrical release, maybe.

Killdumpster said...

Oh, and Curtis also produced TRILOGY OF TERROR 1 & 2, featuring the ZUni fetish doll. Legendary.

Steve W. said...

The Zuni fetish doll was awesome.

Night Stalker did indeed get shown on British TV and was given a second airing, on Friday evenings, in the early 1990s.

Killdumpster said...

Steve-

That was such a great show for a monster kid. The ratings were better than fair, and I was so disappointed it got cancelled
Apparently Davin McGavin had something to do with it. He was perturbed about the lowering of production values & the "monster of the week" theme. Still don't understand the problem he had with the last issue

Killdumpster said...

99% of all the titles everyone has mentioned are in my DVD library. I appreciate all the critiques and observations. The few titles I don't own I will now try to track down. YouTube can be a great avenue for some grade-z horror. The one alluding film I haven't been able to obtain is THE MUMMY & THE CURSE OF THE JACKYL. From what I've read it involves a mummy fighting a werewolf in a casino at Los Vegas, with onlookers laughing at them

Steve W. said...

Killdumpster, I can honestly say I have never heard of that film. It certainly sounds memorable.

Killdumpster said...

JAWS be interpreted as a horror movie, but I've also seen it lumped in with disaster movies. Human suffering caused by forces of nature, such as TOWERING INFERNO, EARTHQUAKE, etc. I have a category in my library called "Animals Attack". JAWS is there, as well as GRIZZLY, PRIMEVAL, SQUIRM, DAY OF THE ANIMALS, etc. Think I need to section off the gator/croc films separately.

Killdumpster said...

Think it is legendary for being incredibly awful. Just makes me want to see it more. Guess I'm a "movie masochist". I like to test how much punishment I can take. The driveinn theatre in my town used to have Movies-Till-Dawn nights. Big thick slices of action,sci fi ,kung-fu, horror cheese. My girlfriends were mad cuz I wanted to watch the movies

Killdumpster said...

Steve-

While I always find your site HIGHLY entertaining, this addition was a wonderful source of memory stirring, all pleasant.

Made me think about when I was about 7 and my late father stayed up with me after trick-or-treat (I was Dr. Doom) to watch a local hosted show called Chiller Theatre. It was Halloween, so they ran a triple bill. It was the first time I saw Hammer's CURSE OF FRANKENSTEIN, NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, and George Pal's WAR OF THE WORLDS. From 11:30 pm to about 4:00 am. My dad made us fried egg sandwiches in the middle of it. Just him & I, no mom or sisters.

I still remember the smell of the eggs frying.

Thanks,man.


Killdumpster said...

Oh, and he ate all the Reese' peanut butter cups and Clark bars out of my trick-or-treat bag through the deration. Lol.

Steve W. said...

Thanks, Killdumpster. :)