Tomb of Darkness #13.

 Thanks to Charlie Horse 47 and Killdumpster for their sponsorship of this post, via the magic of Patreon.

***

When I think of Code-approved horror in monthly slices, I always think of DC and Charlton.

Marvel was for super-heroes. Even their big horror titles, like Dracula, Frankenstein and Werewolf by Night, were super-hero yarns in everything but name.

But even the House of Ideas sometimes dipped its toes in the waters of full-colour anthologised horror, and Tomb of Darkness was one of those bouts of splishing.

As far as I know, #13 was the only issue of this mag my younger self ever owned. So - reacquainted with it - when I open it, what do I get? Will 13 be lucky for some?

First, there's The Man in the Tomb. The town's most exclusive masonic lodge has a problem when the local gangland big cheese shows up and demands it let him join, so he can impress his girlfriend with how classy he is.

As the lodge's initiation ceremony involves convincing new recruits they're about to be decapitated, I'm not sure membership of it really suggests classiness.

Nonetheless, undeterred, he's determined to join and, having the sense not to threaten to behead a man who's holding a gun, the members, instead, lock him in a local tomb, telling him he can free himself, with a key, any time he wants to but he has to stay overnight if he's to complete his initiation.

Their genius ploy is that, while he's entombed, they can flee to another part of town where he'll never find them and they'll be rid of him.

Unfortunately, in his escape attempt, the gormless gangster manages to drop the key and now has no way out. With the lodge having fled to another part of town, there's no one to liberate him, and his doom is surely set.

Next, Alone sees a famous actor become so fed-up of constant adulation that he wishes he could be left alone.

For no good reason, his wish is granted and he, indeed, finds himself alone in a world in which he's unable to see, hear or touch the people he knows must be there.

This is an odd one. Clearly, we're supposed to see him as a jerk who deserves everything he gets but, in truth, he comes across as suffering from a massive dose of social anxiety; and needing professional help, rather than salutary lessons.

Third, Stop the Presses delivers us a journalist who endures as much bullying from his editor as he can before he murders the man.

But not until after he's written up the story for his newspaper.

Finally, the comic delivers The Gal Who Talked Too Much. A long-suffering husband, whose wife never shuts up, agrees to slip her a Mickey Finn, so she can be entombed, alive, in a time capsule, for future generations to know what a human being was like.

Sadly, for the husband, it turns out the scientist who arranged that also arranged for her to drug him, and now he's trapped in the time capsule, for the rest of his life with, his nagging wife.

How terrifying are these tales?

Not muchly.

Even by the standards of 1970s horror comics, they're mild, being reprints from the 1950s when restrictions on mainstream comics were even more stringent than they were twenty years later. These are definitely tales for the very faintest of hearts.

And, unlike those DC and Charlton books, there's no host to tie the stories together, giving a sense of half-heartedness to the venture that contrasts with the more involved efforts of those other two publishers.

Egads, there's not even a letters page!

The longevity of many of DC and Charlton's books - and the sheer quantity of titles - would suggest there was a healthy market for such things. So, why Marvel lacked the will to seriously pursue it is anyone's guess.

November 26th, 1980 - Marvel UK, 40 years ago this week.

Thanks to Charlie Horse 47 and Killdumpster for their sponsorship of this post, via the magic of Patreon.

***

Who shot JR?

It wasn't me. I have an alibi.

And I had one 40 years ago.

And that's a good thing because this was the week, in 1980, the TV show Dallas revealed the culprit behind the attempted murder of its supreme villain.

And that culprit was...

...Kristin.

Frankly, I don't remember who Kristin was but I'm sure she was a very memorable character.

Even more memorable were ABBA.

And, also that week, their track Super Trouper hit the very peak of the UK singles chart, dislodging Blondie's The Tide is High in the process. This meant the Swedish superstars held the top spot on both the UK singles and album charts, their LP of the same name having already seized the summit of the latter listing.

Here's a cover that's familiar to Marvel UK readers.

That's because it had also appeared on the front of The Avengers #73 in 1975. 

In both comics, Spidey teams up with Iron Fist to tackle a villain from the future who's living his life backwards.

Needless to say, it all ends badly for the wrongdoer when he regresses into being a single cell and then nothing.

This is, of course, the second time Spider-Man's come up against a foe who's done that.

He must be starting to feel it's becoming a habit.

Of the rest of the issue, I can say nothing because I know nothing.

Dr Strange is still confronting the dweller in darkness.

But he's got an even bigger problem on his plate - because the blurb at the cover's summit announces that this issue includes Merlin but then describes him as the world's Number One wizard.

What? Even more Number Oney than Dr Strange? Does Marvel UK have no respect for the master of the mystic arts?

The touted Merlin tale is, of course, the Doug Moench and John Buscema one I touched upon in The Marvel Lucky Bag for July 1980.

Now the Micronauts have a problem.

That's because Bug's been captured by an insect expert called Odd John.

Personally, I'd have little faith in a man who has the word, "Odd," in his name.

And it turns out I'd be right, as, barely has he captured him, than the oddster turns the minuscule hero into a murderous monster.

Can his buddies rescue him?

And can they do it before he kills them?

Elsewhere, the crew of Seeker 3000 are having equally perilous trouble with a computer.

Star-Lord's fighting the reptile aliens who caused the death of his mother.

And, while the High Evolutionary sleeps, the Man-Beast sets about ruining the newly created Counter-Earth.

Spidey steps in to put a stop to the Cobra's feeble crime-spree.

Meanwhile, the Hulk and Jarella return to her own world.

Except, hasn't Marvel UK already featured her death? A long time ago? Perhaps it's a What If? tale?

Perhaps it's not and they're reprinting it totally out of sequence?

In all honesty, I do not know.

It looks like Machine Man has his hands - and feet - full, tangling with Alpha Flight.

Other than acknowledging that ROM's in this issue too, there's little more I can say of this book and its contents.

War of the Worlds!

Thanks to Charlie Horse 47 and Killdumpster for their sponsorship of this post, via the magic of Patreon.

*** 

The War of the Worlds, that stark warning by HG Wells that the British might not rule the world forever, unless we get our act together and make sure we're all diseased up to the eyeballs.

Happily, the British government has learnt that lesson and is making sure no germ-fearing Martian would ever dare set foot in the UK right now.

Still, the tale has an allure that even time itself cannot diminish.

At least, that seems to be the case, judging by how many versions of it have been created over the years.

This site's comments section recently demanded I do a feature about that story and, so, here it is.

I'm fairly certain I first became aware of War of the Worlds through the 1953 Hollywood movie which transferred the tale to the United States and brought it forward to the Nuclear Age, so that even mankind's mightiest weapon of the 20th Century could be shown to be useless against such invaders.

Even to this day, I love that movie. We may be able to see the strings on the Martians' war machines but, with their nod towards manta rays and cobras, they remain things of beauty as they glide around, sedately slaughtering all they encounter.

And who can forget the remarkable sound effects that film employed? So remarkable that they've been recycled in various productions over the years.

But, of course, that wasn't the first dramatic adaptation of the book.

That was Orson Welles' radio version from 1938, which, legend has it, terrified the people of North America who didn't realise it was a drama and reacted with mass panic.

At least, that's the claim. Apparently, the number of people taken in, and the scale of their panic, has been greatly exaggerated, possibly by Welles himself, and it's doubtful that more than a handful of people really fled their homes or decided to start shooting at water towers in the belief they were under attack.

Still, it was enough to make Welles' reputation and pave the way for him to find even greater celebrity.

Hollywood made a second stab at a movie, in 2005, when Steven Spielberg pitted Tom Cruise up against the monsters. Although the film's a masterclass in how to direct such an adventure, its plot and characters were, for some of us, less than involving and many find it difficult to have affection for the film, despite its technical virtuosity. 

Almost simultaneously, Pendragon Pictures released their own version which, almost uniquely, stuck to the original story. The film, though, had a budget of approximately £5, starred no one you'd ever heard of and was likened, by critics, to the work of Ed Wood.

Speaking of quality, we shouldn't forget that those purveyors of fine films Asylum also gave us their take on the subject. I haven't seen it but it seems to have gained the same rapturous critical reception that all their productions do.

Inevitably, TV has refused to be left out and 1988 offered up a series starring Jared Martin, a man some of us used to know as, "The bloke with the tuning fork in Fantastic Journey." It would be true to say it was a venture carried out on the cheap, with the Martians having mysteriously gained the budget-saving power to adopt human form, and footage from the 1950s movie being recycled wherever humanly - or inhumanly - possible.

2013 presented us with The Great Martian War 1913-1917, a TV docudrama which rewrote World War One as a battle between Earth and the Martians, incorporating footage from the real-life conflict. 

British TV finally made a stab at its own adaptation in 2019 when the BBC gave us a three-part series that didn't have anything like the funds necessary and was often reduced to having characters tell us what had happened elsewhere, rather than being able to show us. It also used a terrible framing narrative that meant the series was repeatedly flashing back and forwards in a way most viewers seemed to find annoying.

In the same year, Fox and France's Canal+ also had a go at making a TV version; this time, set in modern-day Europe and starring Gabriel Byrne. It seems to have gone down better than its British counterpart, judging by the fact that a second season's been commissioned.

But this is a comics blog and, of course, comics have been willing to tackle the torment as well.

Probably most famously, Marvel gave us Killraven, a man who could change his name at will and thwart talking apes whenever necessary but, mostly, stuck to his usual name and fighting Martians.

Spectacularly verbose, the strip could, at times, be a tough read but, under the care of Don McGregor and Craig Russell, it was always memorable.

Not satisfied with that crack at the tale, Marvel also gave us a straight adaptation of Wells' original, in the pages of Classics Comics #14.

But, arguably, the most offbeat version was Jeff Wayne's distinctly onbeat musical adaptation that, despite keeping the 19th Century setting, brought the book well and truly into the Disco Age.

Released in 1978, and packed with stars like David Essex and Justin Hayward, the double LP soon charged its way up the UK album chart, going on to achieve 9x Platinum status.

Not only that but, in Australia, it went 10x Platinum and, in New Zealand, the thing went 13x Platinum!

Could nothing stop this musical behemoth?

Yes! The Atlantic could!

Because, despite its juggernaut performance in those other realms of the Anglosphere, in the United States, it peaked at 98 on the Top 200, making it, surely, the greatest example of an album failing to cross the Atlantic the world has ever seen. One can only assume it was rammed by the Thunder Child, mid-journey.

So, there you go; War of the Worlds.

After all these myriad adaptations, cash-ins and rip-offs, my favourite version of the tale remains the 1953 movie.

Granted, that might be because I've never actually read the book. I remember making an attempt to do so, during childhood, but losing patience with it when I discovered it didn't have any pictures. That's how sophisticated I am.

But you may have other ideas about what's the best version.

Then again, you may have encountered versions of the tale that I haven't mentioned.

Or you may just have thoughts on the subject in general.

If so, let your voice ring out loud in the comments section, as those church bells rang out when everyone suddenly realised the Martians had corked it.

"Those church bells rang out when everyone suddenly realised the Martians had corked it." Yes, I'm pretty sure that was the last line of the book.

November 19th, 1980 - Marvel UK, 40 years ago this week.

Thanks to Charlie Horse 47 and Killdumpster for their sponsorship of this post, via the magic of Patreon.

***

There aren't many bands would write a song about their lighting rig but, then, there aren't many bands like ABBA.

Thus it is that, forty years ago this week, Super Trouper, the album named after ABBA's spotlight, smashed straight in at Number One on the UK album chart, scattering all before it like chaff.

Over on the singles chart, though, the Swedish superstars had to settle for second place, as Blondie's The Tide is High kept the title track of their album away from the top spot.

At least, for now...

Conan battles to gain control of what I think might be the Zamboula tribe.

Needless to say, he has to fight someone for the honour.

Needless to say, he triumphs because he's Conan and he always triumphs.

Elsewhere, Moon-Boy reminisces about how he once brought his new friend Devil Dinosaur back to meet his tribe and, upon being greeted with nothing but fear and hostility, decided to vacate his tribe, forthwith, and make a new life for himself with his T-Rex.

The Cobra's about to break out of jail - and only Spider-Man can stop him!

Let's be honest, that's not really true. I suspect even Ant-Man could stop him. Once more, must I recall my old adage that any super-villain who can be defeated by being locked in a cupboard isn't a great super-villain.

Elsewhere, Jessica Drew turns up in a town called Jude, seeking to thwart a network that's smuggling wanted criminals out of the country.

But, when she gets there, she quickly discovers the Hulk's also in town - and he's in no mood for subtlety.

Just who that strangle-happy eagle man is, on the front cover, I cannot say.

The Micronauts find themselves in a hen house. It's the sort of excitement you experience when you're based on a line of toys.

In other news, it's the Chinese New Year but Paladin's in no mood to celebrate. He's too busy looking to avenge the death of a female friend who's just been murdered, right in front of him.

Meanwhile, the High Evolutionary's succeeded in creating Counter-Earth but, unknown to him, a certain lupine lawbreaker's watching, with plans of his own...

Other than the fact Spider-Man's still teaming-up with the Valkyrie, in order to tackle Meteor Man, I have little knowledge of what happens in this one.

I do, however, have good reason to believe this issue features a What If? tale that explores what would happen if the world knew Daredevil was blind.

Presumably, the Masked Marauder would have shot him in the head, with a bullet, rather than zapping him with his optic blasts, and Daredevil's career would have been fairly short.

And we finish with one whose contents really are an enigma to me.

However, it looks like things have all gone badly south for ROM.

And that means there's no one around to save his friends from the attack of the Thornoids!

2000 AD - October 1982.

Thanks to Charlie Horse 47 and Killdumpster for their sponsorship of this post, via the magic of Patreon.

*** 

October 1982 delivered bad news to all who wanted to travel in time.

That's because it was the month in which John DeLorean was arrested for selling cocaine to undercover FBI agents. Now where were we going to get our chronology challenging cars from?

Fortunately for him - and Michael J Fox - he was subsequently found not guilty, on the grounds of entrapment.

Far away from all that, in Florida, Walt Disney World opened its second theme park, the EPCOT Center. To this day, I don't know what the EPCOT Center actually involves but it all sounds super-sciencey.

Elsewhere in the world of technology, Sony launched the first consumer CD player, so that, at last, all those people who'd rushed out to buy compact discs now had a way to actually play them.

As I've previously reported on the launch of compact discs, I can only assume there was a period of several months in which it was possible to buy the things but not to play them. To me, this seems like quite bad planning.

Speaking of launching things, October saw Halloween III: Season of the Witch launched upon an unsuspecting public. The public was especially unsuspecting, as the film had nothing at all to do with the first two Halloween movies, leaving some ticket-buyers feeling distinctly swindled.

It is, however, the only Halloween movie I like.

Also in the cinema, we could see The Wizard of Oz but not the Judy Garland version. This one was an animated Japanese adaptation of the original book, which sounds like an intriguing prospect.

The UK singles chart during that spell was dominated by just two tracks.

The first was Musical Youth's Pass the Dutchie which began the month at Number One, while the second was Do You Really Want to Hurt Me? by the band the world knew as Culture Club which ended the month at Number One.

Over on the album chart, it was also a tale of two acts. They were, however, very different from those bossing the singles chart.

The first was Dire Straits who kicked-off the month on top, with Love Over Gold but eventually had to make way for the Kids from Fame and their eponymous album of the same nomenclature.

But what of the Galaxy's greatest comic?

As always, we had Robo-Hunter, Judge Dredd, Ace Trucking, Rogue Trooper and Tharg's Future Shocks.

And it seems Robo-Hunter was going football crazy, though I don't know in what way. I can only assume this was a turn of events inspired by the Spanish World Cup, held a few months earlier.

But, with Prog 287, we got the start of an entirely new strip, called Harry Twenty on the High Rock. It would seem its titular star was sentenced to 20 years in an orbiting prison but decided to escape.

I must admit I've no recollection of this strip at all but it was drawn by Alan Davis. so I am, at least, certain it must have looked good.

November 12th, 1980 - Marvel UK, 40 years ago this week.

Thanks to Charlie Horse 47 and Killdumpster for their sponsorship of this post, via the magic of Patreon.

***

Hi. I'm not the kind of girl and neither is Debbie Harry.

I know that because she told me so, way back, this week in 1980, when she and the rest of Blondie hit the very top of the UK singles chart, with their cover of the Paragons' The Tide is High.

What a lovely song that is but with a terrible video.

Over on the British album chart, meanwhile, it was Barbra Streisand who ruled with an iron fist, thanks to her Barry Gibb produced album Guilty.

Total ignorance reigns, within my head, about the contents of this week's issue.

I would assume the cover image belongs to that strip about the ghost who takes people over in World War II but I could be totally wrong about that.

More alarming is the front cover news that ROM's inert and helpless. It's bad enough being helpless but to be inert as well...

For an actual once, I have information about the contents of a comic.

I do believe that, this issue, Moon-Boy rescues the youthful Devil Dinosaur from a bunch of hungry ape-men, and a beautiful friendship is born.

Conan kills a man called Yorubo to become chief of the Bamula tribe.

Dr Strange is, possibly, up against a menace known as the dweller in darkness, while Clea finds herself threatened by a couple of creatures that resemble shadows.

We get a tale of Asgard in which Odin prevents his kingdom from being captured by Ice Giants, and traps Ymir in a ring of fire. There's no news as to whether it has to share it with Johnny Cash.

And we finish off with more of the Wally Wood narrated tale The Bold and the Brave.

As though that weren't enough, we also get Part 2 of our, no doubt, much-coveted Devil Dinosaur jigsaw.

The Micronauts find themselves back on Earth and having to fight a bunch of toys animated by a young girl.

We get Adam Warlock's first-ever meeting with the High Evolutionary, although Adam's still in his cocoon, at this point, and calling himself Him.

The crew of Seeker 3000 are up to something or other.

Paladin's battling someone called Phantasm.

And we get more of the origin of Star-Lord.

Even more excitingly, we get Part 2 of a spaceship we can build for ourselves!

Egads! Once I have my hands on that, the galaxy itself will be mine to conquer!

Here's an oddity. The cover proclaims it to be the 400th issue, when it's actually the 401st, and it's dated October 12th when it should be dated November 12th. Good to see the Marvel UK proofreaders doing their job there.

As for the insides, from what I can recall, a bunch of bored rich people decide to defeat the Hulk, with a chess-based challenge. I'm sure that'll end well for them.

I'm not aware of what this week's Spidey tale is but it would appear that, yet again, She-Hulk and Spider-Woman are absent from the book.

I do detect this issue features the tale in which Franklin Richards is possessed by Agatha Harkness's evil son, thanks to Reed not being in the habit of locking the door to the Negative Zone.

Elsewhere, Spidey and Valkyrie team-up to tackle the Meteor Man, a villain who's getting a remarkable number of mentions on this site, of late.

And it would appear we get a story in which Spidey and DD unite to combat a trio of the web-spinner's deadliest foes.

The Marvel Lucky Bag - November 1980.

Thanks to Charlie Horse 47 and Killdumpster for their sponsorship of this post, via the magic of Patreon. 

 ***

Two films the world will never forget came out in November 1980.

One was Raging Bull, the story of middleweight boxer Jake LaMotta, and the other was Heaven's Gate, the story of... ...well, I'm not sure what it's the story of but it infamously bankrupted the studio that made it, so I assume it must have been quite ambitious.

This post, however, is not ambitious.

Moon Knight gets his very own comic, as brought to us by daring Doug Moench and bashful Bill Sienkiewicz.

I don't think it's one I've ever read but it appears Bushman's returned and Moon Knight sets off to look for him.

Tragically, I don't have a clue who Bushman is. His name gives the impression he's an Australian gentleman with corks hanging from his hat but I suspect he's not, because that would make him an even worse villain than the Kangaroo.

I'm now just hoping there's a comic where the Kangaroo, Boomerang and Bushman team-up. What a thrillingly cliched collection of Antipodean antagonists that'd be.

Marvel Team-Up gets its third annual - but one that doesn't appear to star Spider-Man.

Never mind. We've got Machine Man, Luke Cage, Iron Fist and the Hulk, which does feel like over-egging your pudding somewhat.

I'm not sure what happens in this one but it all looks lively enough.

Having made his debut in The Micronauts, Captain Universe gets his own strip in Marvel Spotlight.

I'm not really familiar with the character but I am getting a very 1950s Charlton comics vibe from him, especially the vibe of Captain Atom.

Ghost Rider celebrates his 50th issue by teaming up with Night Rider.

I'm really only posting this one because the cover reminds me of that scene in the Nicolas Cage Ghost Rider movie where Johnny and the original Ghost Rider race at full pelt, for hundreds of miles, to intercept the latest supernatural threat to mankind and, when they finally get there, the original Ghost Rider promptly leaves, making you wonder just why he bothered to make the journey.

Anyway, in this one, Johnny's trapped in the Wild West and teams up with Night Rider to tackle some bandits before returning to the present to prevent an exploding dam from flooding a native American burial ground.

I don't know if the comic's any good but that's a cover that'd make me buy any book.

Our heroine encounters Marvel's werewolf in a tale written by Michael Fleisher.

I know not whether Michael's beloved trope of cannibalism makes an appearance but I would have thought a werewolf tale would give him plenty of opportunity to use it.

Not only do we get the X-Men teaming up with Dr Strange, we also have the origin of Nightcrawler, as his teammates try to rescue him from his foster mother's hell.

Unless I'm mistaken, Mystique makes no appearance in this tale. Clearly, it was too early for the truth to be told.

Marvel's attempts to make Jack of Hearts a thing now leads to him appearing in the pages of ROM.

This is all I know.

I am, however, confident that, by the end of this tale, Jack has still not become a thing.

It's bad news all round, as Hellcat's mother dies and Nighthawk's assets are frozen by the IRS.

This leads to the gang moving into a house in the suburbs where they experience a taste of suburban life.

We get a quick look at Hellcat's past in the fashion industry but the highlight of this issue is, of course, a brief appearance from Millie the Model.

Forty years ago today - November 1980.

 Thanks to Charlie Horse 47 and Killdumpster for their sponsorship of this post, via the magic of Patreon.

***

Turn on your spotlights and fill up your tanks because we plunge, once more, into the Marianas Trench of History to see what strange fish we can encounter and annoy.

The team try to get things back to normal, after last issue's shenanigans with Ms Marvel and her brand new son/boyfriend.

Unfortunately, normal for the Avengers involves the Wasp getting abducted by a robot, and Wonder Man losing his job as Sideshow Bob.

As the cover suggests, however, the book's real highlight is Jarvis in solo action, sorting out riff-raff on the streets of New York.

Batroc breaks Mr Hyde out of prison and, now, the dastardly duo are planning to ram an oil tanker into New York and blow the place to smithereens unless the city pays them zillions of dollars.

Or are they?

It seems that, given the ruthlessness of his new partner, Batroc's already starting to have second thoughts about the whole thing...

The Fantastic Four have barely got back from the North Pole, in a previous issue, and now they're there again.

This time, they find themselves up against a bunch of giant sci-fi Vikings with a destructive blind god, in a style of tale that seems a not-totally-comfortable fit for their book.

After plenty of fighting, complaining and arguing, the dispute between the Hulk, Doc Samson, Betty, Rick, Woodgood and Thunderbolt Ross is finally settled, as the cloven-hoofed tamperer in genetics realises he's been tricked by his latest, blatantly evil, creations, and everybody gets to calm down and make friends.

Apart from Thunderbolt Ross who still hates the Hulk as much as ever.

Madame Web makes her sedentary debut and helps Spider-Man to deal with some crime or other.

If I remember correctly, I think it involves the kidnapping The New York Globe's owner who's been using a stand-in to attend board meetings, meaning no one will know when the real her's been murdered.

At last, Spidey thwarts Belladonna and her crimes against fashion, by doing something or other that I can't recall.

I do, though, recollect it involving him getting her and her sister mixed-up with each other.

And, also, getting the fake Prowler to shoot a dummy, in the belief that it's our hero.

Now the Celestials are out of the way, Thor sets about reviving Odin and the other Norse gods, which he achieves by getting all the other pantheons to donate a small portion of their life-force to the cause.

Unfortunately, one Indian god doesn't like the idea, so Thor has to fight him for it.

Kitty Pryde may join the X-Men this issue but the real news, for some of us, is Nightcrawler and Wolverine head off to Canada and find themselves having to deal with the nightmare menace of the Wendigo.

I've a feeling this may be the issue in which Nightcrawler first discovers Wolverine's real name, even though I think one of the leprechauns in that earlier story may have already mentioned it.

Daredevil encounters the Mauler who, despite that name, isn't a criminal wrestler but is an old man in a suit of armour, who's angry, with his former boss, that he's lost his company pension.

It's no hands on deck, as Tony Stark's latest girlfriend's kidnapped from a yacht, by Sub-Mariner foe-turned-pirate Force - and now only Iron Man can save her.

Assuming he can save himself.

It's a very strange tale, as Conan's captured by Arab slavers and ends up having to battle a pair of giant space-slugs to rescue one of them.

But it turns out he doesn't have to battle them at all, because they're not evil.

Sadly, he only discovers this after he's killed one of them.

November 5th, 1980 - Marvel UK, 40 years ago this week.

Thanks to Charlie Horse 47 and Killdumpster for their sponsorship of this post, via the magic of Patreon.

***

Hooray! It's Guy Fawkes Night, the evening when we all celebrate attempts to blow up Parliament by a man who looked like Partick Stewart!

But you know what wasn't being blown up, this week in 1980?

El Salvador and Honduras.

That's right. It was the week in which the two nations signed a peace treaty, finally bringing an official end to the war - about qualification for the World Cup - which had broken out between them in 1969.

In the United States, that week, politics was being waged far less dramatically, as Ronald Reagan was elected the nation's 40th president.

I've no doubt that was all getting plenty of TV attention but also getting gogglebox coverage were the Goodies who, ten years after their first appearance, were still going and, on BBC One, on this very evening, conducted a satire of the UFO craze.

Meanwhile, BBC Two was celebrating Guy Fawkes Night by broadcasting a live fireworks display from Newcastle, staged to mark the city's 900th birthday.

Later that evening, the same channel treated us to a documentary about China's Terracotta Army and also broadcast the second part of its drama series about Robert Oppenheimer's quest to build an atomic bomb.

An atomic bomb? There was a man taking Guy Fawkes Night way too seriously.

The Micronauts are in Manhattan - and facing the deadly menace of the Toymaster.

To be frank, I don't have a clue who the Toymaster is but, from that name, he sounds like the kind of villain you don't want to bump into if you're a character based on a toy.

The Fantastic Four think they have problems when the Sandman tries to break free from the local jail but they don't know the half of it because, in Europe, Dr Doom's in his fortress and hatching a scheme to steal the Silver Surfer's powers and gain control of the whole world.

And it's not just the FF who have to worry about the tin-plated despot, because now Spider-Man's got to contend with him, as well.

Man-Thing, at least, doesn't have to contend with Doom but he does have other concerns, as, judging by that cover, a cop's threatening to shoot him!

Then again, thinking about it, that's no kind of threat at all for a creature made of mud.

That aside, all I know about this issue is its contents are drawn by Jim Starlin and inked by Herb Trimpe which is a combination that I don't think I've ever seen anywhere else.

The Beast discovers, to his consternation, that the New X-Men have been captured and put on display in a carnival.

If my memory serves me well, it turns out the bad guy behind it all is Mesmero who soon finds himself disposed of by a second, and far greater, threat.

Luke Cage is up against Dr Doom and, presumably, still trying to make the Teutonic troublemaker stump up the money he owes.

All I can say is Doom is very busy this week.

And, finally, the Thing meets Tigra to launch a, no-doubt, beautiful friendship.

Yet another of Marvel UK's weeklies goes monthly and, to celebrate, Luke battles a probe droid that's invaded a rebel transport ship.

We get more from Killraven's first-ever appearance. And, this time, the characters' heads haven't been redrawn as apes!

There's more from the reprint of Marvel's adaptation of the first Star Wars film.

And in this issue's tale of the Watcher, a genius, frustrated by how inferior the intellects of his fellow men are, flies to another planet, only to be locked up by that world's natives, on the grounds that he's too stupid to be allowed to roam around free.

It's nothing but trouble for the Avengers when a whole bunch of them go missing, thanks to the Collector. Meanwhile, Korvac's busy, scheming his latest schemings.

In the X-Men's strip, Cyclops, Marvel Girl and the Beast set out to rescue their captured team-mates from the Sentinels - a plan which involves dressing up as Quicksilver, the Scarlet Witch and the Toad and getting the Sentinels to fly into the sun, where they'll never be seen again.

The Champions are still battling the Crimson Dynamo, Titanium Man and Griffin, after that villainous trio have gatecrashed the heroes' civic inauguration do.

Frantic is still going.

In a new strip adventure, the Fourth Doctor finds himself up against the menace of the Collector who I suspect has nothing to do with any other Marvel villains of the same name.

I do know the Doctor declares, "By Jove!" at one point in this tale. Clearly, the writer was mistaking him for Ken Dodd.

The Abslom Daak tale Star Tigers is still running.

We get a text adaptation of the First Doctor's final adventure The Tenth Planet, featuring the first-ever appearance of the Cybermen.

There's an interview with Ian Marter on his experience of writing Doctor Who novelisations.

Also, there's a feature on the serial Meglos from which I believe this month's cover image is sourced.

And there's a review of The Leisure Hive, which lavishes praise on new producer John Nathan-Turner.

The cover promises us a startling new direction for the magazine!

Exactly what that new direction is, is anybody's guess, as I detect no signs of this issue being any different to those that preceded it.

I do know that, thanks to the peerless pencils of Gil Kane, Conan finds himself up against a murderous gorilla. One he, needless to say, soon dispatches.

It seems Red Sonja may be finding herself up against Conan too, though the lack of punctuation in that sidebar blurb makes it difficult to be certain.

The UK's Number One sci-fi mag's still giving us all the latest news from Planet Speculative.

As well as a look at The Shining, it seems we're also supplied with info on the making of Starhunt, a film so awesome I can find no reference to it anywhere on the internet.

Hooray! The Titans makes its nostalgia-fulfilling return!

But not in landscape format.

Captain America finds himself in Vietnam and facing the deadly menace of The Sumo.

Even more excitingly, Iron Man has to thwart Gargantus, the deadly space Hypno-Neandertal.

And I would assume we're also getting one of Thor's very earliest adventures, to boot.

Marvel UK's clearly decided you just can't have too many comics with the Hulk in them.

Thus it is that we get a brand new book which reveals just how the mild-mannered Bruce Banner first became the Hulk.

We also get the terrifyingly magnetic terror of the Toad Men.

Just over a decade after the battling Cimmerian landed his own US mag, he lands his own UK pocket book which kicks off its run by reprinting his first three American issues.

Do you spend your evenings sobbing your eyes out over your love life?

Now you don't have to do it alone, as Young Romance pocket book is launched to give you a whole slew of females, who've been fools in love, to cry along with.

And we get the launch of yet another monthly. Ye Gods, do Marvel UK think we're made of money?

I believe that, this issue, we're given the origin of the Punisher who swears vengeance upon criminals, following the murder of his family. So, no resemblance to the plot of Death Wish at all, then.

Elsewhere, a rich woman hires Dominic Fortune to kidnap her husband who owes her a quarter of a million dollars.

And it seems that, on his night off, Moon Knight is called into action to protect his friend.

It is intriguing to think of super-heroes having nights off. I wonder if Batman has to notify Gotham City Police, in advance, when his nights off are?

What's this? Valour weekly has only just been launched and, already, it has a winter special?

Thor decides to get involved in the Trojan War. A decision that brings him into conflict with the Greek gods.

In other news, the demon N'Garai penetrates Dr Strange's Sanctum Sanctorum, which sounds painful. You can probably get ointment for it.

We also get full colour pin-ups featuring Thor, Dr Strange, Conan, Red Sonja and even Devil Dinosaur.

And, as if that's not enough, there's even a one-page advert for Frantic magazine, presented to us by Batroc the Leaper.

And here is that very aforementioned Valour weekly, starring none other than that powerhouse driver of comicbook sales himself, Devil Dinosaur!

So awesome is he that we even get Part One of a jigsaw that's dedicated to him!

And that's not all, because there's also a Conan tale called The Devil Has Many Legs in which our hero's still mourning the loss of Bêlit.

In a surprise development, we're served a Wally Wood narrated tale called The Bold and the Brave in which a youth with a dodgy leg seems to become a John Carter style fantasy hero.

Elsewhere, Dr Strange is up to something in New York and there's an old Lee/Kirby Tales of Asgard reprint.

It's November 1980 and you know what we need more of?

The launch of another new comic.

Seriously, what's going on? Has Paul Neary gone completely mad?

So, as far as I can make out, purely from the cover blurb, we've got the Micronauts (even though they're already in Star Heroes pocket book), Seeker 3000, Starlord and Paladin.

I assume we also get Nick Fury, judging by that image.

And it seems we have the chance to build our own space-ship. Elon Musk can only watch and envy us.

Hooray! The comic that was only launched mere months ago celebrates its 400th anniversary, making it older than the United States itself.

And it does so with style, by introducing the menace of the Rapier, surely Spider-man's greatest ever foe who I'm sure we all remember so well.

With both this week's Hulk and Spidey stories being granted 14 pages each, I'm assuming She-Hulk and Spider-Woman have found themselves dropped.

Will they return?

Who can know?

Apparently, Kaballa summons the fire-demons against the Golem.

I don't have a clue who Kaballa is or who the fire-demons are but it can't be good news for our clay-bound battler of evil.

The rest of this week's contents are a mystery to me.

Spider-Man and Nighthawk are still in pursuit of the Meteor-Man who's stolen one of Nighthawk's meteors.

I can't say I recall Kyle ever expressing any interest in collecting meteors in the pages of The Defenders.

Team-Up may be just eight issues old but, already, it has its own winter special.

From that cover, I'm detecting this is the tale in which Mary Jane gets possessed by the spirit of Red Sonja and she and Spidey get to fight some ancient wizard or other.

Elsewhere, in another tale, it's Spider-Man's turn to be possessed, as he's taken over by a woman called Karma who gets him to fight the Fantastic Four.

And, finally, Storm and the Black Panther unite to tackle someone called De Ruyter.

I cannot say whether possession is involved.

And here's an oddity, a winter special for a comic that doesn't even exist yet.

As far as I can make out, Thor and Loki team-up to find a Crystal of Blood for Odin and, in a separate tale, we're introduced to Omega the Unknown.

So, there you go, twenty-four publications hitting your news rack, right now. I hope you've got a lot of money because you're going to need it to buy that lot.