Sunday, 29 August 2021

Songs About Super-Heroes!

Thanks to Charlie Horse 47 and Killdumpster for their sponsorship of this post, via the magic of Patreon
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As people have often noted, discussion on this site frequently drifts away from comics and into the realm of music.

This is understandable, as, like comics, music is a thing which often appeals most strongly to us in our youth.

However, there is a way to marry the two topics.

And that's to contemplate songs that are actually about comics. Especially comics that involve super-heroes.

Super-heroes. They're so great, who wouldn't want to sing about them?

Based on experience, 99% of artists, ever.

However, there are, thank God, exceptions.

Though, granted, I'm struggling to think of them.

The Beatles' Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill does, of course, mention Captain Marvel, while Mansun's 1997 LP Attack of the Grey Lantern is clearly inspired by the Green Lantern but doesn't feature any songs on it that are actually called Attack of the Grey Lantern. XTC had a hit, in 1981, with Sgt Rock (Is Going to Help Me) but, the last I heard, Sgt Rock isn't a super-hero.

However, of the few super-hero based songs I can actually think of, three stand out as my favourites.

They are:

O Superman by Laurie Anderson.

If 1981 made us despair at the tastes of the UK record-buying public, thanks to Joe Dolce beating Ultravox to the Number One spot, the year made amends, big-style, when O Superman also nearly hit Number One. Although finally stalling at Number Two, that was a near miracle, seeing as it's eight-and-a-half minutes long and is a big wodge of cryptic Vocoderiness over heavy breathing.

It's also great; completely hypnotic, hinting at a near-future that is cold, sterile and devoid of human contact and emotions. Not only did it seem extraordinary back then but has come to seem even more so with the passage of time, especially with claims, from some quarters, that its lyrics somehow predicted the events of 911.



Superman by the Stereophonics.

This stands out because I hate the Stereophonics and their brand of "Rock" that rarely seems to involve raising the tempo above dawdling pace.

However, this one's more than acceptable to me because, taut, lean, scathing and contemptuous, it sounds nothing like the Stereophonics, to such a degree that it's hard to imagine how it ever came to exist.



Magneto and Titanium Man by Paul McCartney and Wings.

It's a track which has had more than one mention on this blog, over the years, mostly thanks to its big fat bouncy bassline and razor-sharp guitar work. I still don't quite understand what the story it's telling is actually trying to say to me but who cares? It's a song about three Marvel master criminals, and that's good enough for me.



So, those are my nominations for great songs inspired by super-heroes. If you have any, make sure to mention them below.

Then again, you can also mention ones that aren't great or that you hate or that you've forgotten about or that you've never even heard of. You might want to tell me my selections are total cobblers. It's all entirely up to you.

52 comments:

dangermash said...

What? No Superwomble? The song that hot higher in the charts than any other Wombles' hit?

joe said...

Honorary “sorts” mentions: Batdance by Prince, flash by queen, George of the jungle by weird al, iron man by Black Sabbath, the band Mentallo and the Fixer (can’t remember if they have any songs about heroes/villains).

joe said...

Argh I meant “sorta”

Steve W. said...

Dangermash, I can't believe I forgot it. I shall never be able to show my face at the Wombles Fan Club meetings again.

Joe, I am unfamiliar with that Weird Al track. I shall take a listen to it, forthwith.

Steve W. said...

I have now played it.

dangermash said...

Ouch! I should have thought of Iron Man.

Do Dracula, Frankenstein's monster and Werewolf count as superheroes? If they do, there's always I've Got A Monster by Ivor Biggiun.
https://youtu.be/Kn6F6wQ8HTw

Anonymous said...

I got this album on my 10th birthday:

https://www.discogs.com/Geoff-Love-And-His-Orchestra-Themes-For-Super-Heroes/release/706616

Phillip

Anonymous said...

Joe, are you Charlie?

Phillip

Anonymous said...

Joe, 'Gone Fishing' starts in a few minutes, at 8pm on BBC2! Don't miss it, Joe!

Phillip

Anonymous said...

Superman and Green Lantern get a shout-out in Donovan’s ‘Sunshine Superman’

Freddie Mercury once brattily declared, ‘I don’t believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein or Superman!’ In ‘Bicycle Race’

Howard The Duck is mentioned briefly in ‘Precious’ by The Pretenders

Two songs that are more directly ABOUT Superman tropes (not just quickie name-checks) :‘I Am Superman’ by REM and ‘Kryptonite’ by Three Doors Down

b.t.

McSCOTTY said...

None great songs but some true greats ,( well Bowie and the Links) - David Bowie (early in his career) song Uncle Artur mentions the fact that "Uncle Arthur still reads comics, Uncle Artur follows Batman.." Rod Stewart had a song called "Batman, Superman and Spiderman and. The Kinks had "I wish I could fly ( like Superman)"

Colin Jones said...

Billy, Don't Be a Superhero
It's Raining X-Men
Black Is Black Panther
Any Old Iron Man
Eye Of The Tigra
The Green, Green Lantern Of Home
Together In Electro Dreams
Under The Moon Knight Of Love
Japanese Superboy
Ghost Riders On The Storm
Invisible Girl From Ipanema
Little Brown Juggernaut
Hungry Like The Man-Wolf
Billie Jean Grey
Silver Dream Machine Man
You've Got To Hydra Your Love Away
I Saw Hercules Standing There
Here Comes Doctor Sun
She-Hulk Loves You Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Doctor Octopus's Garden...

I, Warren said...

to name a few:

"That's Really Super, Supergirl" - XTC
"Sgt. Rock Is Going To Help Me" - XTC (ok, maybe he's not technically a "super hero" but he teamed up with Superman & Batman so......yeah)
"Sidekick"- Rancid (name drops Wolverine)
"In The Garage" - Weezer (name drops Kitty Pryde & Nightcrawler)

Anonymous said...

Who needs a rock song about a superhero when you can have a concept album about a load of them Steve, like early 70s band Icarus' lp Marvel World?
"Nothing can stop your cosmic power,
Even the superhumans cower,
Oh Silver Surfer
Ride, ride, ride the sky"
If lyrics like that - with some phased flute! - sound like your kind of thing you can listen to the whole progtastic album at -

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGUhu9qmeeQ

Lets laugh at the mid '80s too, and the video for post-punk outfit Shriekback's attempt at a pop hit about Nemesis the Warlock (what were they thinking?) -

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bMM61Y5CEU

-sean

Anonymous said...

This may be of interest here -

https://thequietus.com/articles/09596-the-teardrop-explodes

-sean

Big Joe said...

Hi,

Charlie is not Joe, Joe is not Charlie. At least not here at SDC, LOL. I had to create another gmail account and it is being used to login here, but does not have the name Charlie associated with it yet.

I can think of at least two songs that reference the names we would associate with super heroes but that are not talking about them.

The Kinks had one, which I had heard only on their double live album from around 1979, called "Catch Me Now I'm Falling."
"Now I'm calling all citizens from all over the world
This is captain America calling"

Also Peter Gabriel's Sledge Hammer. This was a Marvel Comic from around 1988 called "Sledge Hammer." Two issues? Anyhow 2nd one featured Spidey!

Anonymous said...

Colin, that was pretty funny! That must have took a while, but I enjoyed it!

There's Guns 'n' Roses--
"Captain America's been blown apart
now he's a court jester with a broken heart"
--Paradise City

I always liked that song by Donovan. There actually was a "Sunshine Superman" from an alternate Earth who showed up briefly in Grant Morrison's metafictional Animal Man.

M.P.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and Phil, sorry I didn't get back to you. I'm not familiar with any of that stuff you mentioned. Neither was my dad, probably. He told me his parents only spoke Dutch when they didn't want any of their kids to know what they were saying. When they were telling him to do something, they spoke English! I don't think he knew anything about that stuff.
His folks were both born in the 1890's. Can you believe that? Horse and buggy days. The old man was even in the navy during W.W.I, but it's my understanding he didn't see any action. And here I'm only 52.

Anyway, back to super-heroes in music. Billy Idol used the term "Superman" in "White Wedding".
Or has somebody mentioned that already?

M.P.

Anonymous said...

I couldn’t think of the name of the band that did ‘Kryptonite’ so I ended up having to google it, and ended up at the Superman Homepage. They have a list of Superman songs, from those that are actually about the character to those that just kinda name-check him in passing. There are over FOUR HUNDRED ENTRIES. Great Caesar’s Ghost!

b.t.

Anonymous said...

The Who did a version of the Batman theme song. Y'Know, from the campy T.V. series from the Sixties?
They recorded it in '66. Anybody can easily find it on You Tube, so I feel no responsibility to type out a link.
The lyrics are as follows:

Batman
Batman
Batman
Batman
Batman

'''and then it goes on like that for a while.

M.P.

Anonymous said...

joe - Apologies for the mix up. Recently, Charlie hinted 'Joe' is his real name. I put 2 & 2 together, & got 5!

To me, Tommy Steele's song, 'Superbird', relates to superheroes & comics - even though it doesn't allude to them, specifically. The song's about how childhood magic & wonder get replaced by adult cynicism & dismissiveness.

M.P. - My paternal grandfather was a communist! He died in 1979, aged 87 - so he was almost as old as yours. Although he didn't fight in either war, he did, however, drive oil trucks for some Russian oil company, believing Russia to be fantastic!

Charlie - The new series of 'Gone Fishing' started in the Hebrides. There was some great photography, scenery, etc, but it wasn't the greatest episode. You're best starting at the beginning, when Paul & Bob discuss mortality - and Paul lays out in front of them the 15(?) pills he has to take each day. Both men have had major heart problems. It's also about friendship, humour, etc.

Phillip

Steve W. said...

Phillip, MP, bt, Unknown Joe, Sean, Colin, dangermash, McScotty and I, Warren, thanks for all your suggestions. And to think I was struggling to think of any songs.

Colin, you definitely deserve some sort of award for that list.

Dangermash, Marvel treated them like super-heroes. So, in that context, I suppose they count.

Sean, an entire concept album about them? It sounds like madness of the most magnificent kind.

Colin Jones said...

It's a Bank Holiday with nothing much happening so here's Superhero Songs Part 2:

Kree Steps To Heaven
The Winner Takes It All-Father
Sittin' On M.O.D.O.K. Of The Bay
This Ol' House Of Ideas
Stan And Deliver
Conannie's Song
Ba Ba Ba Barbarian-Ann
Skrull Of Kintyre
Gwen Will I See You Again
Man-Things Can Only Get Better (Keir Starmer Remix)
Off The Wall-Crawler
Our Lips Are S.H.I.E.L.D.
Like A Virgin Sacrificed To The Dread Dormammu
Rocky Mountain High Evolutionary
Heaven Is A Place On Counter-Earth
Watcher The Detectives
I'm Every Wonder Woman
Hit The Road Jackal
Fixing A Mole (Man)
Midnight Train To George Tuska
A.I.M. - I'm Gonna Live Forever, I'm Gonna Learn How To Fly!

Big Joe said...

Colin - is a bank holiday an opportunity to enjoy some 80 proof? If so, I think you should invite all of us US guys to come hang with you on the next one! You are clearly having a ton of comic-book fun!

I think the only thing that could make it better were it you had Japanese Boy by Aneka on auto loop!

CHeers, Charlie

Big Joe said...

Gents - I am indeed Joe but not the Joe above. For this venerable blog Joe will always be Charlie as in Charlie Horse 47.

I just don't want to Joe confused with Joe Charlie, lol.

Cheers, CH 47

Colin Jones said...

OK, Part 3 because YOU demanded it:

I Should Be So Loki
Dr. Strange On The Shore
This Is My Wong
Mellow Yellow Claw
Mordo On The Dancefloor
You're The Ancient One That I Want
I Ain't Gonna Work On Maggie's Farm Namor
Maggie (Aunt) May
I Ain't Gonna Work On Maggia's Farm No More...

...that's it! I'm done!

Redartz said...

Colin- my hat is off to you. "Like a Virgin Sacrificed to the Dread Dormammu"; that's a record that needs to be made.

Steve- I've loved "Magneto and Titanium Man " since 15 year old me bought "Venus and Mars" and discovered that gem on side 1. FOOM magazine once shared a photo of an illustration of the three villains from the song, given to Sir Paul for use in their concerts. Mixing comics and rock- it truly doesn't get any better than this!

Trying to think of any songs not mentioned. Only one that comes to mind so far is Joni Mitchell's " Edith and the Kingpin". Doubtlessly not written about Wilson Fisk, but the lyrics sure sound like him...

Big Joe said...

Colin - good heavens, I am ROTF LMAOing at "I should be so Loki!"

A twist on an old saying here (and there?) "You SHOULD quit your day job and become a writer!"

Anonymous said...

Colin, I regret to inform you that the Ba-Ba-Ba Barbari-Ann joke was done as long ago as "The Lay of the Surfers", from Robert Calvert's 1975 album "Lucky Lief and the Longships", which was about how American culture might have been different had the Vikings colonized the place.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_NHVtRyZg8

"I Should Be So Loki" was a good one though.

-sean

Anonymous said...

Great stuff, Colin!

Phillip

Anonymous said...

Good lord, Colin!

I am in awe. They’re all great but ‘Midnight Train to George Tuska’ is my coffee-out-the-nose/spit-take favorite. ‘Sitting On M.O.D.O.K. Of The Bay’ gets a special Honorable Mention for expertly matching the cadence of the original.

b.t.

Big Joe said...

Colin - have you ever thought of becoming a rap star? Seriously!

Anonymous said...

I see M.P. mentioned the Who's Batman theme, but for some reason not their song about Bruce Wayne.
Remember that? "No-one knows what its like to be the Batman..."

-sean

Anonymous said...

"Mordo on the Dance Floor." That image is in my brain, now.

I'm picturing something like Saturday Night Fever, where Baron Mordo is wearing wide collars and bell-bottoms, and he's extending his index finger and pinky while his two middle fingers are held down by his thumbs, like Ditko drew those guys when they were casting spells.

Phil, you've piqued my curiosity. Your family came over from Russia, I take it?
Your grandfather sounds like an interesting man. You gotta wonder what he went through, the history he witnessed.
One of my neighbors is from Siberia, but he doesn't talk much. His English is lousy.
I think he was a professional guy back in the old country, like maybe an engineer or a scientist, or maybe a bureaucrat. He's got a lotta books.
I can't begin to imagine the circumstances or series of events that led him to winding up in South Dakota. Anyway, the climate's not that different. The cold doesn't seem to bother him.
As a somewhat private person myself, I'm not gonna ask.

M.P.

M.P.

Anonymous said...

Oops, signed off twice there.
Dang it!

Colin Jones said...

Gosh, thanks for the compliments. Here are some more (I'm the gift that keeps on giving):

The Wanda Of You
Evergreen (Love Theme From 'A Star-Lord Is Born')
Maxwell's Silver Surfer
Flashthompson...What A Feeling!
Say It Loud, I'm Black Widow And I'm Proud
Oh, What A Circus Of Crime
War (lock) - What Is It Good For? Absolutely Nuthin'
Needles And Kingpins
Like A Rhino-Stone Cowboy
Stand By Your Mandarin
Master Of Kung Fu Fighting
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother Voodoo
Johnny Storm In A Teacup
A Boy Named Sue Richards
I Love Orange Rocks 'N' Roll
Scarlet Witch Queen Of New Orleans
Because The Nighthawk Belongs To Lovers
Thundra Road

Anonymous said...

M.P. - My grandfather was a Geordie (Newcastle area). No Russian blood in him, but communism was his thing. My sister found an old newspaper, with a story about my grandfather, entitled: "Shaking Hands with the Devil" ! He was nicked by the authorities for having a meet with foreign communists - Norwegian(?) - in a pub! Supposedly, in whatever job my grandfather had, he tried to rabble rouse, and turn the employees against the bosses! He also had considerable physical strength - and used it, in fights, etc. Maybe, colourful characters were the only ones who survived, in those days! M.P. - I suppose discussing this stuff's okay, it having happened either more or less than 100 years ago - but I appreciate your discretion, anyway!

Colin - It would take me maybe an hour to think up 5 of those! Toyah was on Breakfast tv, with a clip of 'Thunder in the Mountains'. I thought you'd got that - but, looking above, it's Thundra Road!

Phillip

Colin Jones said...

Laurie Anderson's 'O Superman' is indeed a fascinating song - hypnotic, enigmatic and rather sad but I couldn't find any predictions of 9/11 other than "here come the planes, they're American planes". The title is interesting too because she obviously doesn't mean THE Superman of Krypton.

Apparently when Christopher Reeve told his father he'd got the role of Superman, Reeve Snr thought he meant the play 'Man And Superman' by George Bernard Shaw!

Colin Jones said...

Phil, we were both writing at the same time!

Here's a final superhero song especially for Sean:

Ba Ba Ba Barbara-Annihilus

Colin Jones said...

And yes, I know that Annihilus obviously isn't a superhero but in my lists of jokey song titles I interpreted the word "superhero" rather liberally to mean any super-powered being, hero or villain :D

Anonymous said...

Laurie Anderson was obviously more interested in Superman as a cultural signifier - a popular representation of American imperial power - than, say, the ins and outs of the Kryptonian back story and DC continuity, so it could be said the song isn't just about the comic book character.
But the title definitely is a reference to THE Superman.

-sean

Anonymous said...

Nena - 99 Red Balloons:

Everyone's a superhero
Everyone's a "Captain Kirk"
With orders to identify
To clarify & classify
Scramble in the Summer sky
99 red balloons go by
As 99 red balloons go by


I'll get my coat...

Phillip

Colin Jones said...

Phil, in America '99 Red Balloons' was released in German as 'Neun-und-neunzig Luftballons' and reached #2 on the Billboard Hot 100. The English-language version wasn't an American hit at all!

Anonymous said...

Also, sorry Phillip, but it isn't "superhero" in the original (which makes sense, because Captain Kirk isn't one) -
Jeder war ein grosser Kreiger
Heilten sich fur "Captain Kirk"

Ich hole meinen Mantel...

-sean

Anonymous said...

Great warrior!

Phillip

Anonymous said...

But what are his super-powers Phillip?

Steve, before I forget, here's one more - well, close enough - "Air Above Zenn-La" from American jazzbo Gregg Bendian's "Requiem for Jack Kirby" album.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFnRz1Qh9aQ

A pity it only ever came out on cd as that Fourth World artwork would look great on a 12" sleeve...

-sean

Anonymous said...

The ability to 'turn on' the neighbours!

Phillip

Anonymous said...

Is that something to do with "Shatner's Bassoon" Phillip?

-sean

Anonymous said...

This is a family blog, Sean.

Phillip

Dave S said...

How about Frankenstein by the Edgar Winter Band? With Ronnie Montrose playing (uncredited?) guitar.

Gary Dobbs/Jack Martin said...

Magneto and Titanium Man is excellent, always loved this track. Magneto was quite mad you know...she couldn't be bad.

Steve W. said...

And the Crimson Dynamo, he just couldn't take anymore.