Tuesday 15 August 2023

Speak Your Brain! Part 59. If you could be a super-hero, who would it be?

Thanks to Charlie Horse 47 and Killdumpster for their sponsorship of this post, via the magic of Patreon
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The Steve Does Comics Megaphone
Image by Tumisu
from Pixabay
It's coming! It's in the trees!

That's right! It's the return of the feature you can only find on sites that, in lieu of a proper intro, like to quote lines from movies that have been recycled for use in popular hit singles!

A feature so awesome that I can't stop using exclamation marks!

That feature is, of course, the one in which the first person to comment, below, gets to decide the topic of the day!

That day is today!

The place is here!

The hour is now!

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you could be a super hero or heroine, who would it be and why? Hero, main character… e.g., superman, dick tracy, alf tucker…

Anonymous said...

Pardon Charlie… Alf Tupper not Tucker!

Steve W. said...

Thanks for the topic, Charlie.

I've always had a strong desire to be a man of mystery, like the Shadow or the Phantom Stranger. I have also always wanted to have a secret base atop a skyscraper. Also, I feel that laughter is the best medicine. Therefore, I shall go for the Shadow.

Anonymous said...

Its in the trees, Steve? Huh. I thought you didn't have any trees in Sheffield these days...

Anyway, Charlie, your topic -
If I could be any superhero it would probably be Supergirl. Hey, if you're going to be someone different you might as well do it properly and find out what it's like to be female. And being the Maid of Might would be the best way to do that, because if anyone gave you are a hard time you'd be able to sort them out with a good kicking.
Hot pants costume, obviously.

-sean

Anonymous said...

The superhero I'd least like to be: Captain Marvel (the first Marvel one).
Can you imagine having to share a body with @#&√ing Rick Jones?

-sean

dangermash said...

I'd be some guy in a romance comic drawn by John Romita Snr than be a superhero and risk Frank R*****s picking up the pencils and turning me into the elephant man.

Anonymous said...

As a kid, Captain Britain. His costume evoked the toy knights I played with, aged 3 or 4. His staff (later star-sceptre) also appealed.

As an adult, maybe Jon Sable, as his alter-ego (Nicholas Fleming) is a writer, and writers and writing interest me.

Steve - Nightraven was an enigmatic crime-fighter, with a secret skyscraper base!

Sean - But Captain Marvel could confine Rick to the Negative Zone, for hours on end!

Charlie - My guess for your own choice would be chopper pilot Frenchie, from Moon Knight!

Phillip

McSCOTTY said...

Although I always like a Dr Strange or Dr Fate type characters their baddies are pretty terrifying so my choice would be Billy the Cat from the Beano. I'd be happy battling the odd burglar or thug that stole the local church collection.

My least favourite superhero character to be would be supergirls old love interest Braniac 5..... now that Sean want to be Supergirl.😁

Anonymous said...

So far as the Legion goes, thankfully Brainiac 5 isn't my type anyway Paul (no offence intended). Now Triplicate Girl on the other hand... well, who wouldn't be curious about the possibilities.

-sean

Anonymous said...

Tomorrow morning, at 5 AM, Charlie will actually transmogrify into his comic hero that famous Brit - Andy Capp!

He shall wake up at 5 AM, turn on the Telly, and watch the Lionesses take on the Aussies! Haven’t yet decided if it shall be a pint of ale or lager…

And in the manner of Capp, I am watching the replay of Chelsea-Liverpool, this evening , figuring out which excuse to use for not showing at work tomorrow!

Colin Jones said...

I don't want to be ANY superhero as it seems far too stressful but if I must choose I'll go for Mr. Fantastic because at least he's a billionaire unlike Peter Parker having to constantly worry about paying the medical bills after Aunt May's latest heart attack!



Colin Jones said...

In case anybody didn't know what Steve was alluding to, the quote "It's in the trees! It's coming!" is from the horror film 'Night Of The Demon' and was used at the beginning of Kate Bush's song 'Hounds Of Love'. A few years ago I bought a magazine devoted entirely to Kate Bush's career which claimed that Kate had persuaded Alfred Hitchcock to appear in the video for 'Hounds Of Love'...problem is Hitchcock died in 1980 and the HOL video wasn't made until late 1985. Oops!

The film 'Night Of The Demon' features a quote from the epic poem 'The Rime Of The Ancient Mariner' by Samuel Taylor Coleridge...

Like one that on a lonesome road
Doth walk in fear and dread
And having once turned round, walks on
And turns no more his head
Because he knows a frightful fiend
Doth close behind him tread

Anonymous said...

Colin - Interesting - despite having read the Rime (admittedly years ago), I never made the connection with Steve's quote.

My first thought was of American Dad's 'In Country...Club':

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/77e7c96f-00a5-478b-9e26-96be03bae4a2

But, clearly that doesn't quite fit! For Arnie's situation, in Predator, Steve's quote also sounds right...but isn't.

I thought I'd watched 'Night of the Demon', but I was confusing it with a horror film with Peter Wyngarde (Jason King) playing an academic, who had to attend lots of boring faculty shin-digs, to please his social-climbing wife!

Phillip

Anonymous said...

Congratulations to the Lionesses! Good luck against Spain! Spoiler warning: don’t read what I’ve just written if you haven’t watched the games yet!

Anonymous said...

Out of pure curiosity Charlie would like to be Plastic man [Jack Vole’s version!] Or, perhaps Mr. fantastic. I’m just imagining all the possibilities when making whoopee, lol!

Actually, I would prefer to be plastic man because Reed Richards doesn’t seem to have much of an imagination.

Colin Jones said...

Women's World Cup LOL.

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Redartz said...

Fun question, Charlie! And Plastic Man would be a hoot.

As for my choice, I'm inclined to think like Sean; if I'm going to change, I'm going to really change. So I'd go with Sue Storm Richards, the Invisible Woman. First, there's the sensible body suit, more pracitical for action and adventure. Second, it would be a blast experimenting with all the possible applications for that force field. Finally, invisibility- who wouldn't want to try that?

Matthew McKinnon said...

Charlie - I'm thinking of the introduction to The Flash in Kingdom Come, where he's an invisible force that keeps his city crime-free and shipshape without anyone seeing him.

That'd be me, except that instead of fighting crime, I'd be picking up litter. I hate litter and I'd be tidying it up constantly all over London, at super-speed.

I have a very small imagination.

Anonymous said...

Charlie says: The responses have been hilarious and thought provoking! Much obliged! And 24 hours still to go!

Charlie is very situational regarding hero powers! After my latest read on “how the universe got here” being Silver Surfer, perhaps Thor, to go beyond the edge of the universe could be fun (if that is possible).

Not sure if Thor could do that as I think he does breathe? Eat? His Mjonir would run out of gas?

Also assumes Galactus’s restrictions on Surfer were lifted!