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A wise man once told us to keep watching the skies.
And he was right because, on this night in 1981, the people of the Pacific suddenly discovered they had plenty to see up there.
That's because the area was experiencing an annular solar eclipse.
Wikipedia informs me it was the 27th solar eclipse of Solar Saros 140.
I don't have a clue what that means.
But then, people from the Pacific regions probably don't have a clue what the following paragraph means.
Those folks may have had something magnificent to gaze at but, over in Britain, the public had something almost as dazzling to behold as, that evening, BBC One was broadcasting Captain Beaky's World of Words and Music featuring such entertainment luminaries as Noel Edmonds, Keith Michell, Penelope Keith and Peter Skellern.
That may have been a musical extravaganza unparalleled in the history of humanity but it was making no impact on the UK singles chart which was currently topped by John Lennon's Woman.
And the ex-Beatle was having equal success on the album chart, thanks to his final LP Double Fantasy topping that listing.
After just one week, Forces in Combat disappears without trace from the front of Marvel UK's latest merged mag.
Not that the crew of the Enterprise care about that.
They're too busy worrying about their ship being overrun with inhuman menaces, including Dracula, Frankenstein's Monster and even an entity that looks suspiciously like the Man-Thing. What's going on and how can it be related to the prison planet they're headed for?
Elsewhere in space, ROM's beloved Ray-Na dies at the hands of the Dire Wraiths.
Back on Earth, the Micronauts are still battling a computer that can take control of other computers.
To finish off with, Adam Warlock sees through the Man-Beast's attempts to convert him to the cause of evil and, after chasing-off the villain, has a heartwarming reunion with his disciples friends.
I really don't know what's going on with this week's issue but it certainly looks jam-packed.
By some magic I'm unaware of, it appears we get a team-up of She-Hulk, Hellcat, Valkyrie and Man-Wolf, seemingly in battle with the Stranger.
How this turn of events comes about, I've no idea.
On top of that, we get to see Daredevil's true identity exposed.
All of it means that, for the first time I can think of, neither the Hulk nor Spider-Man make the front cover of their own book. What is this new and strange madness?
Spider-Man and the Beast have to team-up when the Modular Man and Killer Shrike steal a microwave condensor from Peter Parker's university. I can only assume the dastardly duo are unusually desperate for pot noodles.
Meanwhile, the Fantastic Four are still struggling to sort out those pesky space Vikings at the North Pole.
Until, that is, Thor randomly turns up and sorts it all out for them.
Elsewhere, it seems, a brand new super-hero takes to the air. I don't have even one inkling who that might be though the fact that he can fly is, no doubt, a clue.
Thor's having a punch-up with Ulik, in his quest to discover what's happened to the missing Odin.
And the fight isn't going the thunder god's way.
Elsewhere, the Bamula have decided to kick Conan out of their village, having finally noticed he brings them nothing but bad luck.
Speaking of bad luck, no sooner has he left the village than he has a pride of lions chasing after him.
And then he finds himself in a creepy old castle that no one with any sense would choose to spend a night in.
He, of course, decides to spend a night in it...
Devil Dinosaur's in the process of outwitting a group of giant space aliens.
Dr Strange finally manages to rescue Wong from the clutches of another dimension's sorcerer supreme.
Needless to say, Warriors of the Shadow Realm is still giving us thrilling elf action of a kind that doesn't thrill me.
Unless I miss my guess, that's a Neal Adams cover for Man-Thing, while, inside we're told the mind-numbing origin of the muck monster, as drawn by Gray Morrow.
Night-Raven has a text tale called The Chessmaster.
Moon-Knight's about to come up against Lupinar the wolf.
It could be worse. He could be up against Wolfinar the lupin.
Dominic Fortune goes to the circus. But that doesn't stop him from getting into trouble when he gets there.
And, as if all that wasn't enough, the back cover gives us the chance to buy a Star Wars wristwatch, for just £8.95.
For those of us who love to delve deeply into the past, we get a feature dedicated to the William Hartnell adventure The Massacre.
For those of us with an inordinate love of sink plungers, we get a photo gallery dedicated to the Daleks.
There's also a ten-page look at the Doctor's various companions, and a brand new picture strip called The Life Bringer in which the Doctor and K-9 encounter the Greek gods.
No doubt, there'll be plenty of mourning going on for Adonais.
We will not, however, be mourning the Jon Pertwee era villains the Daemons.
After all, we don't need to, as they're alive and well and currently have their own story based around them. A fact which sounds intriguing.
Just in case we didn't feel spoiled enough, there's also a star profile of Elisabeth Sladen.
Information about this issue's hard to attain but it seems we get to experience the Hyborian hunk walking the Earth today. Whether this is one of the What If tales which featured that very situation, I couldn't say.
Elsewhere, King Kull enters the Realm of the Dead, which, given his track record of being menaced by the supernatural, doesn't seem a sensible thing to do.
Perhaps most significantly of all, the editors of the magazine get to deliver an important message to us.
And, for once, it's not that a book's been cancelled!
Just what it actually is, I don't know.
The main strip trundles along and features the saga's first-ever appearance of Sk'ar and Keral Longknife.
I don't have a clue who those people are.
But it's written by Chris Claremont, so there's probably an airport gets destroyed, along the way.
Killraven's up against the Sirens of 7th Avenue in what I think is only his second story.
It's taken Marvel UK a long time to get round to his second adventure, considering it managed to get through most of his first, back in the days when this was still a weekly comic.
And we finish off with yet more of Marvel's adaptation of the first Star Wars movie.
Frantic is still going and, no doubt, doing what it does.
From what I can recall, the battle with Magneto has separated the X-Men into two groups, both of whom believe the other to be dead.
Happily, they're not. One group's back in New York and the other's in the Savage Land, uncovering a dastardly plot by Zaladane.
Luke Cage investigates a bank robbery, only to be drawn into the plans of a character the book describes as an "awesome" super-villain.
The cover claims he's Mr Death, who's not a character I could claim to have encountered.
Finally, I do believe the Thing and Thor are still battling the sinister Seth.
This month, we get a look at the cinematic triumph that is Hawk the Slayer, a film I always get mixed up with Beastmaster and Krull. Therefore, thanks to such ignorance, I shall say nothing of its merits or lack thereof.
But who cares about that? I don't. Not when we can read this issue's article about the special effects of Blake's 7.
As Blake's 7 was celebrated, the world over, for having the greatest special effects poverty could buy, that is, no doubt, a magnificent treat to read.
We also get a look at The Namos Chronicles.
I don't know what The Namos Chronicles is.
I shall consult Wikipedia.
I've now consulted Wikipedia.
Wikipedia doesn't know what it is either.
Thanks to last month's arrival of the X-Men having breathed new life into the book, this is the last-ever issue of Star Heroes.
But only because next month sees it retitled The X-Men!
Can nothing stop the rise of Marvel's mightiest mutants?
Perhaps the Vanisher can because that's who they're up against.
I must confess he's a villain I know little of.
I remember him appearing in that Factor Three storyline, the one with the giant space octopus claiming to be the, "Mutant Master," but that's the full extent of my knowledge.
I would, though, assume, from his name, that he has the power of teleportation.
But fear not, those not satisfied with just reading about mutations, for we also get Walt Simonson drawn adventure in Battlestar Galactica.
I've no idea what goes on in this one. I shall, however, venture to surmise the Hulk's probably in it.
Gil Kane gets a cover and Conan finds himself become a rogue in the house, as he helps an untrustworthy pair of allies dispose of a giant ape that's got ideas above its station.
Speaking of Conan, a man who's not Conan but is clearly stealing his style, comes up against the horror of the Man-Thing. As does the obligatory cowering female he probably brings along with him for such eventualities.
I do believe this to be the story that first introduced Howard the Duck to the world.
The Fantastic Four are about to have their first-ever encounter with the man the world will one day come to know as Adam Warlock but will, for now, have to settle for knowing purely as, "Him."
Not only does Spider-Man get to have his first-ever encounter with the menacing master of illusion that is Mysterio but he also has his first-ever meeting with the Green Goblin.
And the Hulk.
And possibly the Enforcers.
He certainly is busy this month.
I've no specific info about this month's issue but I'm sure it's as tear-filled as ever.
Judging by that cover, I'd assume Iron Man's about to meet Mr Doll for the first (and possibly last) time, while Captain America's approaching the climax of the tale in which the Red Skull has revealed his origin to us all.
The Champions battle the Stranger but quickly realise they're going to have to ally themselves with him, thanks to him having accidentally set off a bomb that threatens to expand and swallow the entire solar system before contracting and destroying it.
That's if you believe the cover image.
If you believe the cover blurb, they're up against the Shadow-Creatures of the Warlord Kaa.
The Avengers, meanwhile, get to discover the cosmic secret of Michael and, also, find out who killed the Collector.
I'm guessing it was Michael.
I'm also guessing he's not permanently dead.
Elsewhere, the original X-Men continue to fight the flying menace of Sauron.