Sunday, 30 April 2023

Claw the Unconquered #1!

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Claw the Unconquered #1, DC comics
Who doesn't love a good barbarian?

Seemingly everyone, judging by the failure of any sword and sorcery comic, other than Conan's, to take flight in the 1970s.

Not that it stopped publishers from trying. As well as the Cimmerian sword-swinger, Marvel gave us its attempts at Kull and Red Sonja books in that decade but neither of those ever really stuck.

And, of course, Atlas unleashed the power and majesty of Ironjaw and Wulf upon an ungrateful world but neither of their books managed to even make it to a 5th issue.

Not to be left out of all this failure, DC gave us its take on the genre with Beowulf and Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser. Neither of which seem to have set the spinner racks on fire either.

But we shouldn't forget that, in its most daring move yet, DC also gave us Claw the Unconquered who looked so much like Conan that it's a miracle they ever thought they'd get away with it.

But, of course, he wasn't Conan.

Claw had a red gauntlet. And, in the world of barbarians, that's a huge difference, I can tell you.

Gauntlets aside, how does his debut issue stack up alongside the fare we were already well used to from Marvel's flagship stabber of sorcerers?

Claw the Unconquered #1, demon hand
Naive in the ways of civilisation, Claw strolls into some town or other and is promptly assailed by a mugger who's promptly flattened.

In the local tavern, Claw's then latched onto by a money-hungry serving wench who quickly discovers his secret - that his bright red gauntlet conceals the fact that he has the hand of a demon!

Claw the Unconquered #1, ambushed
But, no sooner has our hero vacated the tavern than he's assailed again. This time, by a bunch of men out to bump him off because of his diabolical fingers.

Needless to say, such fools are no match for Claw and are rapidly vanquished.

But, now, it seems like the whole town's out to get him.

Elsewhere, the, surviving, leader of his attackers informs the local king - Occulas - of Claw's presence and, at once, the ruler knows the barbarian must be killed.

That's because we get a flashback to how Occulas became monarch, which involved him having a local peasant killed for having a demon's hand, in response to a prediction by his own wizard that only a man with a demon's hand could pose a threat to his ambitions.

But little did the villain know that - even as the peasant was being slain - nearby, was a baby who also had a demon's claw. A baby that was promptly taken into the care of a mystery interloper.

Claw the Unconquered #1, abandoned temple
Back in the present and back in the town, Claw and the serving wench who, I think, has still not been named, take refuge in an abandoned temple.

Only to have King Occulas' lackey Zedon show up and summon the abandoned temple's abandoned god 

It is here that we learn Claw doesn't remember his past and has no knowledge of his destiny. In this, he seems to strongly resemble Atlas' Ironjaw, if in no other way.

Claw the Unconquered #1, fight with a Lovecraftian tentacled god
Regardless, no mere god can stand before the might of Claw and, with the Lovecraftian deity and Zedon both out of the way, the serving wench makes what must be her fourth attempt this issue to betray our hero before he dumps her on her backside and leaves, now aware that there's a price upon his head.

You can't get around it, drawn by regular Conan inker Ernie Chua, the thing looks just like an issue of Conan.

Where it differs is in its writing. Thanks to his lack of memory, Claw's a blank slate - unknown to even himself - and, thus, displays no noticeable sign of a personality. He has no aims, no goals and no ambitions, simply strolling around with barely a thought in his head, getting into scraps purely because other people keep attacking him.

He doesn't even seem to display any curiosity as to why they keep attacking him.

Nor does he show any interest in the serving wench who accompanies him throughout the tale. He neither lusts after her, nor cares for her. Nor does he even seem to permanently resent her constant betrayals of him.

Claw the Unconquered #1, baby Claw
In fairness to Ironjaw who - with his mystery upbringing and unknowing link to the local king, has a very similar setup - might have been a deranged, sex-crazed incest-happy psychopath but he did at least have a personality and actual goals. His goals were all repellent but they were, at least, goals.

The comic's failure to even name Claw's female accomplice gives us two main characters who are, basically, just drawings on a sheet of paper and suggests an overall lack of interest in both by writer David Michelinie.

I've not read any issues of this book other than this one but, if it continued along the route of having a totally inert and purely reactive hero, you can see why it would have struggled.

The obvious question is whether it did carry on in this vein or whether it started to develop his character from now on?

In his defence; his run lasting for 12 issues, Claw hung around for longer than Wulf and Ironjaw but, as things stand in his first issue, he was threatening to give the Conan creative team little to worry about.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe, later in the run, Michelinie'll give Claw the Eye of Rhynn, as well!

Phillip

Anonymous said...

That doesn't happen, Phillip. But funnily enough, after the departure of the artist formerly known as Ernie Chua, Michelinie does go full Moorcock as the series gets all trippy and multiversal when Claw travels across spacetime to find Moonthorn the Silver Sword in the chaos dimension of Mahan K'handa the Man-Worm, Master of the Seventh Void, and then has to face the apocalyptic DC implosion.

So Claw does develop in a different direction, Steve. To work though, the later issues really needed the right artist - the mighty Alex Nino would have been ideal - but unfortunately it was Keith Giffen.

-sean

Colin Jones said...

Happy International Workers Day!

Steve W. said...

Happy International Workers Day to you too, Colin.

Sean, thanks for the summation of Claw's future direction.

Phillip, these sword and sorcery types and their various body parts.

McSCOTTY said...

It is amazing that the Sword and Sorcery craze really started and finished with Marvels Conan. In my mind S&S characters were everywhere and were partially successful. Saying that I bought pretty much every S&S title that I saw, most were pretty average but I liked DCs Beowulf and Sword of Sorcery but none compared to Marvels Conan ( and the Thomas/Severin Kull) and Thomas/Thorne Red Sonja

Anonymous said...

Paul, yeah, sword & sorcery was big in the 70s - when I first went to shops like the Forbidden Planet and Dark They Were And Golden Eyed late in the decade the shelves were full of magazines and books with hairy axe-wielding geezers, wizards, scantily clad wenches, and #@π%ing elves on the cover.

In mainstream comics Marvel's Conan was the most notable success, but I wouldn't say it was the only one. Warlord was DC's longest lasting new title launched back then, surviving even their implosion to last over 150 issues; and if you prefer to measure success artistically, I'd point to Slaine in the progs (the craze lasted into the 80s).

Colin, happy Bealtaine to you too.
Up the workers! I see the revolting French were really going for it today. A la lanterne!

-sean

Anonymous said...

Nice review Steve! Brought back the memories! I probably bought all of 5 Barbarian comics (like one of each lol) back in the day and this was one of them. Ummm you mentioned Iron Jaw… Im thinking you mean Atlas’s Iron Jaw? Weren’t there only like 4-5 issues?
Charlie

Anonymous said...

Quick political question…the UK’s Talk Sport radio is talking about Liverpool Football Club perhaps not playing your national anthem, nor showing pictures of Charles and the queen this weekend, honoring the coronation, though all the other soccer stadiums will. Supposedly this has to do with Liverpool feeling the monarchy doesn’t like them? Any chance any of you can explain that to the poor Charlie?

McSCOTTY said...

Sean, I forgot all about DCs Warlord comic which I actually bought pretty regularly for about 20 issues.

The Atlas "Iron Jaw" comic ran for only 4 issues and also appeared in 1 issue of the Atlas comic "The Barbarians".

Not sure of the reason why Liverpool may not "honour" the coronation but I'm pretty certain that any crlebrations by Glasgow Celtic would be minimal and not accepted by their fans. Celtic very much attract a Scots/Irish and republican fan base worldwide who are not to pleased with what the Monarchy did to their old country, and few could really blame them.

Colin Jones said...

Charlie, I didn't know King Charles had anything against Liverpool but never mind as Liverpool will be hosting the Eurovision Song Contest on May 13th so screw the king.

Anonymous said...

Charlie, Liverpool fans have been known to boo the national anthem, like when they played Chelsea at Wembley last year.
www.theguardian.com/football/video/2022/may/16/they-wouldnt-do-it-without-a-reason-klopp-on-liverpool-fans-booing-national-anthem-video

Generally, this gets attributed to a fairly widespread oppositional attitude to the government and state in the city, and the belief - well founded imo - that they've been hung out to dry since the late 70s. But I think there's more to it than that, as Liverpool - or perhaps I should say Learpholl - has long had the kind of cultural traditions that come with high levels of Irish immigration...

-sean