Sunday, 19 November 2023

2000 AD - October 1985.

Thanks to Charlie Horse 47 and Killdumpster for their sponsorship of this post, via the magic of Patreon
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If there was one guaranteed way to have a hit in the 1980s, it was to release a track called The Power of Love. Frankie Goes to Hollywood managed it, Huey Lews and the News managed it and, in October 1985, Jennifer Rush managed it. In fact, she managed it to such a degree that her single of that title spent the entire month at Number One on the UK chart.

Over on the accompanying album chart, things were massively more volatile, with no less than four LPs hitting the top spot, that month. Those Number Ones were Madonna's Like a Virgin,
Kate Bush's Hounds of Love, George Benson's Love Songs and Simple Minds' Once Upon A Time.

While all that was transpiring, in the cinemas of the world, celluloid lovers were thrilling to such treats as Re-AnimatorI Dream of Jeannie... Fifteen Years Later, and Commando.

I must confess Re-Animator is the only one of those I've seen. I don't know if it counts as a great film but it does manage the seemingly impossible feat of making a film based on an HP Lovecraft story watchable, and that's an achievement few have replicated.

But what of the galaxy's greatest comic? Just what was that achieving, as the year entered the early evening of its soul?

It was achieving the continued publication of Nemesis, Robo-HunterJudge DreddMean Team and Tharg's Future-Shocks. The keen-eyed reader will have spotted that none of these are new strips. Clearly, Tharg was working on the principle that there's nothing more comforting to readers than familiarity.

2000 AD #438, Nemesis the Warlock

2000 AD #439, Robo-Hunter

2000 AD #440, Judge Dredd

2000 AD #441, Praise the Lard

34 comments:

Matthew McKinnon said...

I mean.
Those artists can all be good.
Just… not today I guess.

Re-Animator is worth a watch. I wouldn’t come to it expecting any actual HP Lovecraft though. Not a bit.

It’s an OK black comedy with a lot of gore but I do think it’s a bit overrated. Maybe because I saw it the same day I watched A Nightmare On Elm Street for the first time: that actually creeped me out (hey - I was 15: it was precision-made to creep my age group out), so Re-Animator was a bit of a let-down by comparison.

Anonymous said...

Can't say any of those records you mentioned appeal to me, Steve. Some of Madonna's stuff a bit later was ok I guess, and around the time Kate Bush was talking up Theresa May I recall seeing the 'Hounds of Love' cover design online reworked as 'Hounds of Gove' which was quite amusing, but otherwise...

At least Grace Jones' 'Slave To The Rhythm' LP came out this month, so there was something new worth listening to back then.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UXCSn-o2PA

Surely the best of the ZTT albums?
Although Propaganda's 'Wishful Thinking' collection of remixes also released around this point is good too.

-sean

Anonymous said...

Agree with Matthew about the artists, assuming he's referring to these 2000AD covers. Bryan Talbot, Ian Gibson, and Cam Kennedy have all done good work but here the three of them just seem fairly serviceable. Mind you, as series Nemesis and (especially) Robo-Hunter were past their prime by late '85, and possibly the fatty stories were becoming a little predictable in Dredd, so maybe that's only to be expected.

-sean

Matthew McKinnon said...

2nd best.

‘Who’s Afraid of the Art of Noise’ tops the list.

‘A Secret Wish’ third.

Unless you’re doing all of ZTT’s output in which case I’d go for 808 State’s ‘Ex:El’.

Colin Jones said...

Jennifer Rush's The Power Of Love also demonstrates the power of Top Of The Pops at that time. The song had spent several months in the lower reaches of the UK singles chart before finally scraping into the Top 40 and getting a spot on TOTP - three weeks later The Power Of Love had rocketed to #1 becoming the best-selling single of 1985 and the best-selling single by a woman up to that time.

The Power Of Love wasn't a hit in Jennifer Rush's native USA but it did eventually reach #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1992, sung by Celine Dion.

Colin Jones said...

On the subject of the UK singles chart - it's time to start following the progress of the chart again in the run-up to Christmas and I can report that the Beatles' Now And Then has fallen from #1 to #6 while the highest-placed festive tunes are Wham! at #26 and Mariah Carey at #28.

Anonymous said...

Oh Joy! Colin - i truly do enjoy your contemporaneous reporting on the charts af xmas time.

My lord… another year had almost passed.

Charles

Anonymous said...

Not long before the annual post in which Steve tries to find a different way from all the previous years to ask us about which Christmas records we like. And you rave about 'Wonderful Christmastime', Charlie.

Its good theres something we can rely on in these troubled times.

-sean

Anonymous said...

Matthew, it did occur to me that you might possibly have a different view on the best ZTT album (;

-sean

Colin Jones said...

Andy Williams hasn't entered the UK singles chart yet, Charlie, but it's still early days!

Anonymous said...

Steady on lads, steady on! Andy Williams and Sir Paul will be gracing the airwaves before and the charts you know it!

It’s truly a magical time of year, is it not?

Charles

Anonymous said...

I agree that Nemesis and Robo-hunter were past their prime by this time. Gibson's art is a little rushed, presumably due to this being produced between Halo Jones books two and three. That Power of Love single was pretty awful. How did it stay at number one for a month? Was everybody else holding back the release date to try and snag the Christmas no.1?

DW

Anonymous said...

DW, we're still not at Halo Jones book 3... yet over at DC Swamp Thing #41 came out this month. Thats quite a way in to Alan Moore's run, considering he still has a series for Tharg to come.
Also this month: American Flagg #25, with the Moore back up - that series must be the least known of his 80s US stuff? - and something you might have picked up called Miracleman #2. Although possibly you'd already have been familiar with the contents? "He shouldn't have forgotten the thunder..."

-sean

Anonymous said...

Sean

I meant Halo book 3 will start in prog 451 and so, presumably, Gibson commenced work on it once he'd finished this latest Robo-Hunter story. Coincidently I've just sold that Moore run in American Flagg. I'm down sizing and so everything must go. If my specialist subject on Mastermind was The many feuds of Alan Moore, I would have guessed he fell out with 2000Ad early in his Swamp Thing run and so it looks like I'd probably lose in the heats.

DW

Assuming they still have Mastermind. Or Mistermind as its down in the US ;-)



Anonymous said...

Matthew

808 and Frankie probably my pick of ZTT's 80's output. I would have picked Lisa Stansfield as Sean's top pop pick ;-)

DW

Colin Jones said...

DW, The Power Of Love actually stayed at #1 for five weeks. I don't agree it was awful but Celine Dion's version was rather insipid and lacked the...er, power of the original.

Anonymous said...

I DREAM OF JEANNIE…FIFTEEN YEARS LATER was actually exhibited in Movie Theatres? People had to pay money to see it? Mind blown.

I liked RE-ANIMATOR a lot. I remember thinking COMMANDO was plain awful (but at least I saw it on cable, didn’t pay to see it on the Silver Screen).

Y’know what makes these covers REALLY hard to look at — the color. Ugh!

Xmas Tunes — yes, it’s a bit early for them but I don’t really mind. Been a pretty stressful year, I could use a little basic cheer.

b.t.

Anonymous said...

Are you familiar with actual physical copies of 2000AD in this era, b.t.?
Besides looking at the colour, you really need to feel the quality of the newsprint for the full effect...

DW, I don't know much at all about Lisa Stansfield, but thats a dig, right?

-sean

Anonymous said...

Speaking of an early interest in the Christmas Pop charts in the UK, I would like to add that we are late recalling 5 November and guy Fawkes night. I’m not sure how that slipped through the cracks here at this venerable blog, but nonetheless a belated fifth of November to the UK contingent.

Charles

Anonymous said...

Also, whilst I’m using myself on the treadmill at the health club this afternoon, I was treated to a game of basketball between the Newcastle Eagles and Plymouth on the telly.

Who is our regular Newcastle fellow here?

Charles

Colin Jones said...

Never mind Lisa Stansfield, Sean - we want to know if you got your bank account unfrozen!

I've been reading about Argentina's new president, Javier Milei. To call him a crackpot would be the understatement of the century - he makes Trump and Bolsonaro seem like sensible moderates. Have we now reached the limits of what democracy can throw up??

Much more importantly I've been watching Planet Of The Apes (1968) on BBC iplayer. I know every scene in that film like the back of my hand and the plot has more holes than a Swiss cheese on a golf course but it's a sci-fi classic and I loved it.

Colin Jones said...

And a Happy Thanksgiving to you, Charlie.

Charlie Horse 47 said...

THE POWER OF LOVE...

In 1985, Charlie was living in Schwabisch Hall, Germany, and walked into the local record store (they didn't have comic book stores in Germany) and bought the German equivalent of NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC, a double album of fun dance songs like TARZAN BOY by Baltimora, LIVE IS LIFE by Opus, You Can Win if You Want by Modern Talking... (not sure any of those songs made it to the UK or USA?)

And there, being hyped like crazy, was J RUSH's POWER OF LOVE. Well for like 10 Deutsch Marks I said, "Why not?" I got heim and played it and said "Warum, Charlie, Warum?" I mean, after TARZAN BOY and such, it was like a funeral dirge.

Anonymous said...

Sean

A playful tickle at most ;-)

DW

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure Power of Love was the biggest selling single that year. I guess it 'spoke' to a lot of the record-buying public...

DW

Colin Jones said...

DW, in my earlier comment I already stated that The Power Of Love was the best-selling single of 1985 and the best-selling single by a woman up to that point.

Anonymous said...

Sorry Colin, you did indeed.

DW

Matthew McKinnon said...

Charlie…

Tarzan Boy made it to the UK, but in a fairly minor capacity.

Live Is Life made it in a big way. It was a massive hit. It always reminds me a of a friend of mine who was a big pop fan and had always wanted to be in the Top Of The Pops audience. Well, in 1985 her dream came true, and she and her boyfriend travelled to London to the BBC Studios.

Unfortunately it was one of the worst shows of the decade: the guests included Opus, The Weather Girls and Russ Abbott. She was very disappointed.

Did you ever hear Laibach’s cover of Live Is Life? They were/are an Eastern European group who cover songs in a manner that highlights the strange fascistic content of the lyrics. Their ‘One Vision’ Queen cover is awesome as well.

Anonymous said...

Charlie - I had the Tarzan Boy single. It was very 'catchy'! For pop music, 1985's the year I remember best!

Phillip

Anonymous said...

Not yet, Colin. I will be confronting the corporate power structure at my branch later today. Hasta la victoria siempre!

-sean

Charlie Horse 47 said...

COLIN - Thanks for the Thanksgiving Day wishes. It is a special holiday here b/c there are no presents, decorations, etc. involved. Just eat, drink, be merry with each other.

And of course we ruminate on how a bunch of malcontents from the UK came to the "USA", bamboozled the Natives, and 400 years later the USA has given the UK (and France and Germany and....?) Black Friday shopping.

Charlie Horse 47 said...

SEAN - FIGHT THE POWER! GET YER MONEY BACK! DON'T LET THE BANKSTERS GET AWAY WITH THIS!

Speaking of money, I got a 1939 Abe Lincoln penny in change yesterday. Nice condition too! It's a keeper!

Colin Jones said...

Matthew, I remember 'Tarzan Boy' being a big hit so I've just checked on Wikipedia and it reached #3 in the UK in September 1985 - that's more than "in a fairly minor capacity" I'd say!

Colin Jones said...

Wow, Charlie - you found a 1939 penny in your change?? I think the oldest British coins in circulation date back only to the 1980s.