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There's an awful lot of talk of electric cars, these days but that's nothing new. Back in January 1985, the whole world was about to rush out and buy such a vehicle, thanks to that month's launch of the Sinclair C5, a battery-assisted car designed by the British inventor Clive Sinclair. It was, in very many ways, the Tesla Cybertruck of its day and it's no surprise that every single UK home has one in its garage.
Almost as successful and iconic are, of course, Britain's red telephone boxes but, in January 1985, they were about to become an endangered species. For, that was the very time British Telecom announced it was going to phase them out. However, forty years later, there are still plenty to be found if one knows the magic places in which to look for them.
But what of human suffering? It seemed the levels of it were about to be reduced - at least physically if not musically - because in the United States, the charity single We Are the World was busy being recorded by USA for Africa.
And speaking of music, that single's British forebear Do They Know It's Christmas? by Band Aid kicked off January atop the UK singles chart before being deposed by Foreigner's I Want to Know What Love Is.
While, on the associated album chart, the month arrived with Various Artists' The Hits Album dominant before that was displaced by Alison Moyet's Alf which then had to make way for Foreigner's fancily titled Agent Provocateur.
And that means Joe Dante's here to talk about his new film Gremlins.
We also gain an insight into Giorgio Moroder's take on Metropolis, a look at Aussie pig horror Razorback and a retrospective of the film the world can only refer to as Psycho.
And so is Peri actress Nicola Bryant.
And, speaking of which, Bryant's the subject of an interview contained within. I suspect this is still during the period in which she's under orders to pretend to be an American. A pretence which I'm sure, has fooled us all.
Elsewhere, Doctor Who producer John Nathan-Turner gives us his report on America's Panopticon West Convention. And there's a look back at anniversary special The Five Doctors.
And there's a fabulous role-playing competition!
Other than that, all I can say is this book is also still incorporating strips from The Mighty World of Marvel but I could not, for the life of me, say which ones.
But what's this? Just when it seemed Marvel UK was in terminal decline, a brand new publication hits the shops of this fair land?
And starring none other than Captain Britain?
With chutzpah like that, how could it possibly fail?
In our main story, it could be trouble for the good captain when his old nemesis Chief Inspector Dai Thomas tells his superiors he has suspicions Captain Britain and Brian Braddock may be none other than the same person!
Then we have Abslom Daak in The Making of a Dalek Killer, as reprinted from the pages of Doctor Who Weekly #17.
Then we get what appears to be a reprint of Night-Raven's first ever appearance, from way back in 1979's Hulk comic #1.
Next, there's a four-page outing for something called Paragon of Painthorpe Street. I have no idea what it is but it's the handiwork of John Tomlinson and Jeff Anderson.
And, just to send us home happy, we finish off with The Freefall Warriors from Steve Parkhouse and Jerry Paris.
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Further to recent conversations, I had to have a go at painting Paul Dirac this afternoon.
https://artisticactuary.com/the-strangest-man/
I’m confused and I’m sure you’re all bored with hearing about this. But I had that Starburst. I don’t know what’s real and what’s not any more. I was sure that subscription would was cancelled by now.
I did not like Gremlins. I’ve never really warmed to Joe Dante movies. I like the eccentric bits in them but I feel there’s a lot of dead wood as well. He doesn’t really know how to bring the more pedestrian parts of a script together interestingly.
I bought the first few issues of Captain Britain but the whole enterprise was just boring. The Daredevils worked because - let’s be honest - Alan Moore wrote most of it. And I already had the Abslom Daak stories from Marvel reprint mag from 18 months earlier. The rest of it was filler filler filler.
I quit the mag altogether when Megan transformed into a sexy super heroine. Even at that age I thought ‘Really? You can’t have her remain ugly and interesting? How old are you?’
Dr Who looks like he’s been papped coming out of a nightclub.
*subscription would have been cancelled by now.
I remember Moroder’s METROPOLIS getting a right thrashing from film critics back in the day. I know it’s heresy, but Moroder’s version was the first iteration of the silent classic that I was able to sit through without falling asleep. The storyline was still kinda muddled and naive, but the color tinting and synth-disco-pop score added a level of camp theatricality that made it fun to watch (while not making fun of it) and actually moving in places. The musical line-up is unabashedly 80s — Loverboy, Pat Benatar, Bonnie Tyler, Billy Freaking Squier — and cheesy as hell but boy do I dig it.
Matthew, I didn’t care for GREMLINS either. Like, at all. I loved-loved-loved THE HOWLING but found most of Dante’s following movies disappointing for one reason or another. GREMLINS, EXPLORERS, NEIGHBORS, his segment of TWILIGHT ZONE-THE MOVIE, etc — a string of odd mis-fires, IMHO.
CAPTAIN BRITAIN #1: I actually bought that one back when it was brand-new. I was surprised to find it on sale here at one of my local comics shops. I remember being impressed by Davis’ but not much about the actual story.
b.t.
Pedants' corner - Hull's 'phone boxes are cream-coloured!
Maybe Dai's suspicions could be allayed if Brian Braddock called himself "Mike Braddock", wore an over-sized pair of shades, and dressed up as Thor. That way, everyone would automatically be convinced that Brian's brother, "Mike", is Captain Britain, not Brian himself. Daredevil had no problem pulling it off !
I'll get my coat...
Phillip
Interesting, dangermash. Not as good as the one of Giant
Haystacks, but better than, er... Michael Portillo (eh?)
-sean
b.t., Contemporary music is always going to make old silent films more watchable, but I don't know that it needs to be specially commissioned. For instance I reckon this clip from Metropolis - the Moloch Machine, with added Pink Floyd - works really well -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AY09DJkQMY
And as it happens I'm not that keen on Moroder's music for the film. I mean, Bonnie Tyler...?!? Apparently Bowie was interested in getting the rights around the same time, which might have been preferable. Mind you, given the kind of music he was generally putting out in the 80s, maybe not...
I think Moroder got more stick at the time for the restoration/new cut though? And the colourisation of course.
My understanding is that he hadn't planned on a new cut, but there wasn't a complete version of Metropolis at the time so he had to put one together. Seems a bit unfair to blame him for that, especially as he used all the footage he could get. I don't think there was a complete version until an original one was found in the 00s?
The colour though... I can see that's questionable.
I wasn't convinced by the Pet Shop Boys' version of 'Battleship Potempkin' either...
-sean
Steve, the record of the month in January '85 was surely crazy Swiss dudes Yello's bid to move into the mainstream and become pop stars, the 'Stella' album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psiheKiQfsI
For a musical window into the time - probably more for your British readers of a certain age (and listening habits) - John Peel's Festive Fifty from December 1984 was recently posted on Youtube. Sadly not in time for a link to make any of the 40 Year Ago posts last month, but better a little late then never.
Some good stuff - Propaganda, Robert Wyatt - a lot of the kind of 'indie' you'd expect like the Cocteau Twins and the Smiths (eh) and a bit of forgotten rubbish for anyone interested...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95dGgWYas1w
-sean
Charlie here . iIRC john peel was a radio show host like our Dr. Demento sort of?
sean:
There are titles at the start of Moroder’s cut that say something to the effect that it’s the most complete print available, but that some sequences are still missing; that the print has been upgraded and restored; and that color tinting has been added, as was fairly common with movies of that era. There are some shots that go a bit beyond just tinting (mostly in the effects-heavy sequence where Rotwang creates the duplicate Maria) but it’s tastefully done and definitely isn’t Ted Turner-style ‘colorization’.
As for the music — well, yes, some songs are better than others, the lyrics are often clumsy and/or too literal, etc. I have the soundtrack album on CD and have listened to it so many times that even the Bonnie Tyler and Billy Squier tracks have grown on me.
b.t.
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