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Celluloid, what a gift it is to us.
And let us discover just what that gift was bestowing upon us in October 1986.
And guess what?
That's right. I haven't seen a single one of them. I shall, therefore, take a wild punt at guessing that Tough Guys is the Steve Does Comics Movie of the Month.
Given that I don't have a clue what I'm talking about, that assessment may be completely incorrect.
And, if so, feel free to say so.
A dramatic cover tells us we're about to encounter a reprint of the Len Wein / Herb Trimpe epic that first introduced us to Wolverine!
And it all happens when a young woman tries to transfer the Wendigo's curse onto the Hulk!
But that's not all because we also find, within, At the Sign of the Lion - starring Wolvie and Hercules - and the text article Wolverine: The Evolution of a Character. I think we can guess what that's likely to be about.
In my local comic shop?
On its literal shelves?
A brand new Marvel universe has been created?
And Star Brand #1 is part of it?
Strangely, given its title, it's not a sequel to Not Brand Echh and, with Jim Shooter behind it, I have no doubt it cannot fail!
While riding his motorbike in the mountains, Ken Connell's given the Star Brand, a powerful weapon that looks like a tattoo.
As you'd expect, it grants him strength, toughness and the power of flight.
But he's then attacked by an alien who wants it for himself!
Karl Swensen, inventor of the Man Amplified X-periment Armour, is killed by an agent of his employer.
However, a woman who I assume to be his daughter is suspicious that his death may not have been an accident, returns to his lab, dons that armour to bring his killer to justice, and a whole new era in comics is born!
I'm sure we all remember Alien Legion. Now it gets a graphic novel in the form of a 67-page adventure from Alan Zelenetz, Carl Potts and Frank Cirocco. I have no idea what happens in it.
Thrillingly, that doesn't prevent them from getting a comic.
And what a comic it threatens to be when Stan Kay
and Warren Kremer bring us The Road to Riches and A King's Ransom.
This book is destined to last for six issues.
And only 12 inches tall.
And so it is that GI Joe gets another comic - and one in which Larry Hama and the almost inevitable Herb Trimpe do the duties.
And, while there, they manage to stop an evil mutant who's been experimenting on other mutants on behalf of the Russian state.
Which is odd because I once wished I had a Porsche, and David Bowie did nothing about it.
Typical.
Needless to say, this can only lead to trouble.
Trouble so big that X-Factor too must get involved.
However, all I know of this epic is that it's forty pages long and features both the Abomination and Tyrannus!
And yes, I've picked this one purely because it has a nice cover by Frank Cirocco.













16 comments:
Captain America should have fought Project Pegasus not Iron Man given his extensive experience fighting the Red Skull /AIM and the Cube Cosmic which, like is a bit like fighting a kid with unlimited powers?
Why not the Thing & Project Pegasus? PP was in MTIO often enough!
Phillip
Wow, two posts in a row about 40-year-old Marvels with a complete absence of comics that I bought at the time.
I was a tiny bit curious about Shooter’s NEW UNIVERSE line, even though the pre-pub promotional materials didn’t make it sound all that promising. I flipped through the first issues when they hit the shops and got a “Nope, Not For Me” vibe from almost all of ‘em. I bought the first issue of Nightmask, only because of Tony Salmon’s art. It’s possible I may have bought one or two other NU books before the line collapsed, but if so, I’ve retained no clear memory of it.
b.t.
MP - YouTube CHEESE ROLLING 2025 FLYING MAN!” About half way thru one of the dudes does a 1 and a 1/2 back flip on rock hard grass. He may be the one carted off to the hospital.
I did find the YouTube highlights for this year 2026 (thanks Phil). There were some in-depth interviews and participants said their general theory for preparation was to be heavily liquored up, thinking it would eliminate the fear of running down a 60° incline chasing a rolling slab of cheese while possibly snapping ligaments, tendons, breaking bones…
One dutch dude who won his heat said he practiced.
There was a recent play on Radio 4 about a boy who meets David Bowie during the filming of Labyrinth and Bowie was played by the impressionist Jon Culshaw who also does a brilliant Tom Baker voice.
BT - where do you live in Cali again? My son in law is being offered a position in Irvine. Looking at comparable cost of livng, specifically what a typical 4 bedroom home costs, I about shit. Just wondering if you lived there and had thoughts.
I didn’t buy (and wasn’t aware of) any of those comics! So I will witter on about the films.
Quite a beige selection. Of all of them ill go for Color Of Money, because even though it’s Diet Coke Scorsese, its still head and shoulders above the rest.
Did I ever see Children of a Lesser God? Part of me remembers a VHS.rental but not a thing about the content.
I definitely saw The Mission on tape but again, nothing except DeNiro doing his trademark threatening double-take thing.
There are some funny stories in editor Jim Clark’s book about what a nightmare De Niro was to cut, as he’d never manage a complete take without fluffing his lines, breaking off or taking a completely different approach, making continuity of tone extremely difficult.
My memory is getting confused by Soul Man and Labyrinth here. I really thought they were a year earlier, as I watched them with people I was certain i wasn’t hanging around with by 1986. It felt like a different era. Hmmmm.
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I've been totally shocked to discover the price of cigarettes in the UK nowadays. Even the cheapest brands cost £13 for a pack of 20. I've never smoked in my life but my father smoked a pack of 20 per day and when he died in 1999 a pack of 20 cost about £4. Nowadays smoking 20 per day would cost £91 for a week's supply even if you smoked the cheapest brands!!
My films are Matthew's films. Children of a Lesser God, the Mission, and The Color of Money. Likewise, the Color of Money's my choice, and the only one I remember well. Paul Newman's performance very good to outstanding, with Cruise's not far behind. Eric Clapton's "It's in the way that you use it" seemed quite cool at the time, but too repetitive now.
Colin - As a benchmark, I think Mars bars may have at least tripled in price, too, since 1999 - maybe more! Oh, I listened to Archive on 4, featuring The Grateful Dead - interesting that they'd anticipated the internet, in terms of spreading fan content, etc!
Phillip
Phillip
These days 'The Mission' seems to be mostly remembered for a highly regarded Ennio Morricone score, Matthew, which was nominated for an Oscar. That went to Herbie Hancock instead, for his soundtrack to 'Round Midnight', a film starring Dexter Gordon as an American jazz musician living in Paris, which also came out the same month. It's pretty good, although it's appeal might be more limited to those unfamiliar with names like Tony Williams, Ron Carter, Freddie Hubbard and the other players that turned up in it.
My film of the month would be another that Steve didn't mention, the animated 'When the Wind Blows', based on Raymond Briggs' early 80s graphic novel about a nuclear apocalypse. Fantastically bleak, especially considering he's best known for the Snowman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2B5Nx_QVyM
-sean
Yeah, Phillip Phillip, Paul Newman was good in 'The Color of Money'.
And I have to admit so was the young Tom Cruise. He was really convincing as an annoying kid!
-sean
-sean - My face is a mess!
Phillip
Sorry, Phillip, sometimes I can't help myself. Anyway, we all sign off twice occasionally...
Charlie, I came across this about the World Conker Championship, if you're interested -
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckwy47e44l0lo
Includes pic of celebrity contestant - and former Tory leadership candidate -Penny Mordaunt!
-sean
On behalf of the 50% of americans who never voted bonespur trump, i extend an apology to you brits. Apparently ladt night (because he only sleeps during the day, stumblebum thought it funny to mock a mentally ill man mauled to death by a tiger at the Yorkshire Zoo.
Joe - Hopefully, he'll be laughing on the other side of his face, after the mid-terms!
Phillip
Sorry Charlie Joe (?) — just saw this…
I’m in the San Fernando Valley (yeah, I’m a Val, I know). I think Irvine is pretty far South of my location — in Orange County maybe? No idea of how their housing costs compare, but ours have been going up up and away for years lately.
b.t.
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